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[Guest]

Hokay!

Before I start posting bathing suit pics and other such atrocities, I'm headed out to cut the grass.



~lucky

Have fun!

*has visions of Lucky pushing the mower, in the nude*

Lou

 

[Guest]

Amen & Hallelujiah (to all of it)



~lucky

Thanks, babe. You helped a lot.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Have fun!

*has visions of Lucky pushing the mower, in the nude*

Lou

Are you kidding?

I already have a hard enough time in shorts and a sports bra.

(That's what you get for living on the corner in a neighborhood where nobody can read their damn directions and find where they're going. )

~lucky (direction giver extraordinaire)

 

[Guest]

Are you kidding?

I already have a hard enough time in shorts and a sports bra.

(That's what you get for living on the corner in a neighborhood where nobody can read their damn directions and find where they're going. )

~lucky (direction giver extraordinaire)

It must be your magnetic personallity. That, or your tits.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It must be your magnetic personality. That, or your tits.

Lou

LOLOLOLOLOL



(or the reality...stupid ass drivers )

~lucky

Off now to rinse off and then go swimming.

 

[matriarch]

It must be your magnetic personallity. That, or your tits.

Lou

I vote for her tits.......*thinking for a moment*.......yep.
Definitely the tits.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I vote for her tits.......*thinking for a moment*.......yep.
Definitely the tits.

No tits for you. Not until you learn how to take a well deserved compliment.

*harrumph*

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

No tits for you. Not until you learn how to take a well deserved compliment.

*harrumph*

~lucky

*eyes downcast, hands held quietly in front of me*.
Sorry Lucky.
Thank you for the lovely compliment.
I will try to accept them gracefully in future.

*peering up at you with one half open eye*

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*eyes downcast, hands held quietly in front of me*.
Sorry Lucky.
Thank you for the lovely compliment.
I will try to accept them gracefully in future.

*peering up at you with one half open eye*

Mat

You little shit.



I'll think on it while I bob aimlessly around the pool on a float.



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

You little shit.



I'll think on it while I bob aimlessly around the pool on a float.



~lucky

*throwing my head back, laughing uproariously*.
Darling, you have such a wonderful way with words.

Have a good bob, sweets

 

[mcfbridge]

Okay folks, what is it with alts. Doormouse had at least 2, Lou has had I believe at least 2.

Why the need to be multiple people? Is there some strange desire to speak to someone you know and see if you can fool them?

Really don't understand this. Personally, have one ID and I like people who are speaking to me(or not speaking to me for that matter) to at least know who I am.

 

[Shock Chick]

Okay folks, what is it with alts. Doormouse had at least 2, Lou has had I believe at least 2.

Why the need to be multiple people? Is there some strange desire to speak to someone you know and see if you can fool them?

Really don't understand this. Personally, have one ID and I like people who are speaking to me(or not speaking to me for that matter) to at least know who I am.

Oh fucking hell, here we go again.

No, Lou has one. That's me, Shocky. I have never hidden who I/we are. Not since April Fool's day, anyway.

Where have you been for the past few days? There was a whole thread about this, which I, Shocky, started up.

Others do it, and they have their own, personal reasons. It's their lookout, and quite frankly, I don't give a shit. It's up to them what they do; none of my business.

Anyway, Shocky's Lou's evil twin, so be careful.

Shocky

 

[Guest]

What she said, but with less swearing.

Lou

 

[Remec]

Are you kidding?

I already have a hard enough time in shorts and a sports bra.

(That's what you get for living on the corner in a neighborhood where nobody can read their damn directions and find where they're going. )

Funny, I was thinking it was everyone else having a hard time with you in shorts and a sports bar. Or maybe it's just me? <g>

(And I bet the normal guy thing about stopping and asking directions doesn't last long around that corner...<smile>)

 

[mcfbridge]

Oh fucking hell, here we go again.

No, Lou has one. That's me, Shocky. I have never hidden who I/we are. Not since April Fool's day, anyway.

Where have you been for the past few days? There was a whole thread about this, which I, Shocky, started up.

Others do it, and they have their own, personal reasons. It's their lookout, and quite frankly, I don't give a shit. It's up to them what they do; none of my business.

Anyway, Shocky's Lou's evil twin, so be careful.

Shocky

Yeah, Shocky knew about you. Not sure Lou needs an evil twin.

 

[Guest]

mmmuuuaaaaaa i will win!

It waits... it waits until it hears the soft breath of
Morpheus over-takes me. Until the last movements of
Wakefulness is done... then it strikes. Making noises,
Quietly at first, as if to test the strength of my
Sleep.
It creeps along the walls, stopping every now and then
To sniff the air and ascertain its environment. Oh
That wicked creature! It pounces upon some
Unidentified toy, tossing it about, all the time
Producing louder and louder reverberations.

It knows... it knows that one more decibel will awaken
Me and ruin my chances of nocturnal bliss.
I startle, awaken and kick the wall. I toss about and
Turn on the light. It will go if it knows I am awake.
It will move on to another's chamber to destroy their
Slumber. It stills and I think that it has retreated
To another room... to wreak havoc upon its
Inhabitants... but no... This creature is intent upon
Me... It knows me, it wants to impress upon me its
Intelligence.
I fall back into the arms of wondrous slumber,
Falling, falling, falling. It harasses the
Insulation, toils in its quest yet again.

How does this creature know? How does it determine
Just when I have descended into the quagmire of
Delightful incoherence?

The beast must be annihilated. Little does it know, it
Must not be on familiar terms with the battle lines
That have been drawn. I will attack. I will be victorious. For tonight, unbeknownst to this critter,
I will spring forth with a weapon so mighty, it will
Have little chance of survival.
My plan is simple. My plan is genius. To tease and
Cajole this living thing out into the open will be the
Beginning... once it has come into the open, once it
Has agreed to battle... I will purge it of its life
Force!

So woe to you little mouse... Woe to you!

It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: mmmuuuaaaaaa i will win!

It waits... it waits until it hears the soft breath of
Morpheus over-takes me. Until the last movements of
Wakefulness is done... then it strikes. Making noises,
Quietly at first, as if to test the strength of my
Sleep.
It creeps along the walls, stopping every now and then
To sniff the air and ascertain its environment. Oh
That wicked creature! It pounces upon some
Unidentified toy, tossing it about, all the time
Producing louder and louder reverberations.

It knows... it knows that one more decibel will awaken
Me and ruin my chances of nocturnal bliss.
I startle, awaken and kick the wall. I toss about and
Turn on the light. It will go if it knows I am awake.
It will move on to another's chamber to destroy their
Slumber. It stills and I think that it has retreated
To another room... to wreak havoc upon its
Inhabitants... but no... This creature is intent upon
Me... It knows me, it wants to impress upon me its
Intelligence.
I fall back into the arms of wondrous slumber,
Falling, falling, falling. It harasses the
Insulation, toils in its quest yet again.

How does this creature know? How does it determine
Just when I have descended into the quagmire of
Delightful incoherence?

The beast must be annihilated. Little does it know, it
Must not be on familiar terms with the battle lines
That have been drawn. I will attack. I will be victorious. For tonight, unbeknownst to this critter,
I will spring forth with a weapon so mighty, it will
Have little chance of survival.
My plan is simple. My plan is genius. To tease and
Cajole this living thing out into the open will be the
Beginning... once it has come into the open, once it
Has agreed to battle... I will purge it of its life
Force!

So woe to you little mouse... Woe to you!

It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.

Use peanut butter on your trap, works every time.

 

[destinie21]

I'm restraining myself from starting one of those naueseating look at my baby sites but it's hard. I hope being a mother wont make me all puketastic. (I've already recorded a song renza wrote)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm restraining myself from starting one of those naueseating look at my baby sites but it's hard. I hope being a mother wont make me all puketastic. (I've already recorded a song renza wrote)

Just do it, she has a lot of aunts and uncles here.

 

[mcfbridge]

Just do it, she has a lot of aunts and uncles here.

absolutely

 

[Belegon]

No tits for you. Not until you learn how to take a well deserved compliment.

*harrumph*

~lucky

I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!

Give the Governor a Harrumph!

(frightened) Harrumph!

You watch your ass!



Des/Renz: absolutely in favor of baby pics!

 

[mcfbridge]

Is there a problem with submissions right now. I ask this because I've had a story Pending for several days and it's still showing 0 in the number of views.

 

[destinie21]

I went to see my women everyone is doing good Renza ma is raising a ruckus and Zenobia is cathing all the attention she deserves.

 

[Guest]

I went to see my women everyone is doing good Renza ma is raising a ruckus and Zenobia is cathing all the attention she deserves.

Things are just as they should be, then.

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I hope being a mother wont make me all puketastic.

Go on, indulge yourself! This is the only time you'll get away with it!

I'm having orgies in shopping pink frills for M's daughter! We figure she'll demand to be treated like an intelligent human being when she gets older, so we're using this time before she learns how to talk to drown her in girly-girly things.