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[Guest]

No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected statements, waffling, outbursts etc - no conversations.

(I started off a thread like this on another forum, about nine months ago, and it's still going strong. )

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The more I think about things, the wierder they seem.


Lou

 

[Colleen Thomas]

It's cold.

 

[sailorm72003]

Coffee is a wonderful thing. Cheers for Juan V.!

 

[shereads]

When a chimpanzee kills another chimpanzee, is it murder?

 

[Guest]

Don't waste your time on me, you're already a voice inside my head. Miss you. - Blink 182

 

[SensualCealy]

How does the holes get into Swiss Cheese?
Hmmm,
Cealy

 

[Guest]

I shake it and shake it and shake, but I can't get if OFF me.

 

[Liar]

So...

 

[Guest]

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park n the driveway?

-Colly

 

[pixiesjuice]

I feel homesick

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

I saw Clay Aiken in concert, it was quite a show.

 

[destinie21]

the more things change the more they stay the same.

 

[minsue]

How do they know if the groundhog saw his shadow?

 

[Guest]

My dog just licked his willy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I wonder if the voices in my head are small enough to fit inside the microwave oven..?

 

[MercyMia]

Tomatoes, coriander, duck eggs, lots of fresh pepper.

 

[minsue]

Why does the damned perky weatherlady keep saying it's a good thing that we're still 20 freakin degrees above normal?!? Who prefers 97 degrees over 77? What's wrong with this woman?

 

[Guest]

I wish my cable would stop going off, then on, off, then on.

It makes it rather hard to connect to the net...

 

[Boxlicker101]

I GOT A GOOD DEAL ON COOKIE MIX LAST NIGHT

 

[RenzaJones]

I just saved 15% on my auto insurance by switching to geico

 

[Guest]

I'll be so glad when it gets warm enough outside for the heat to quit coming on. This dry heat is killing my skin.

 

[RenzaJones]

*sigh

 

[oo0_boo_0oo]

Never hold in your farts, its where shitty ideas come from!

 

[Guest]

This story has taken on a life of its own.