Nashville USA/Lexington USA/ Ky/Tn/Ala my prayers are with you today

[cervidaeartioda]

Updated map

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm going to go get a haircut at 3.p.m. I suspect the weather may be bad, but the odds of a tornado crossing my path at any point in time are astronomical.

 

[cervidaeartioda]

I'm going to go get a haircut at 3.p.m. I suspect the weather may be bad, but the odds of a tornado crossing my path at any point in time are astronomical.

Tornado prediction has improved so much that it has a 95% accuracy rate, the prediction is between 150 to 250 tornado touch downs in the next 24 hours. The 2011 outbreak was around 180 within 48 hours, I hope you are correct and safe.

 

[cervidaeartioda]

The high risk area in the map shown is about a 1,200 mile radius anyone in that area should be looking for a safe destination right now.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

3:47 EST: Haircut successful. Returned to HQ.

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously. Why do you people pay for haircuts. There are 2 hairstyles for non-metro guys: short and douchebag short. Neither of those require a stylist.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Seriously. Why do you people pay for haircuts. There are 2 hairstyles for non-metro guys: short and douchebag short. Neither of those require a stylist.

Let me guess. You're probably not big on dentistry either, huh?

 

[CHNOPS]

Seriously. Why do you people pay for haircuts. There are 2 hairstyles for non-metro guys: short and douchebag short. Neither of those require a stylist.

I have longish hair now, but it's not because I'm metro, it's because I'm a pretentious douche.

 

[CandiCame]

Let me guess. You're probably not big on dentistry either, huh?

WTF does that even mean? Though... I do take perfect care of my teeth, and I have spent a fortune on them... and they do still suck. So now that you mention it, it does seem like they're ripping me off somehow. I've had fillings come out and everything.

 

[Farrah]

I have longish hair now, but it's not because I'm metro, it's because I'm a pretentious douche.

Pics!!!!


Also...thinking of those in Eastern KY. CNN says that area is about to get hit by the biggest tornado of the day.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Southern Indiana town of Henryville, approximately 20 miles north of Louisville, KY. Small town. Big damage. Three fatalities reported early. First pics follow:

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2012-03/201848580-02130836.jpg

http://cmsimg.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=B2&Date=20120302&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=303020055&Ref=H1&MaxW=300&Border=0&severe-weather-afternoon

 

[semen4her]

I have longish hair now, but it's not because I'm metro, it's because I'm a pretentious douche.

I thought it was because you were a fag.

 

[CHNOPS]

I thought it was because you were a fag.

Just because your mother has a mustache and BO, doesn't make me a fag for fucking her.

 

[semen4her]

Just because your mother has a mustache and BO, doesn't make me a fag for fucking her.

You're right.

But her having a cock does.

 

[CHNOPS]

You're right.

But her having a cock does.

Nipples has two daddies!?

 

[semen4her]

Nipples has two daddies!?

My father had a vagina.

 

[CHNOPS]

My father had a vagina.

I'm glad you're somewhere you can feel safe to open up about your alternative family.

Please don't worry that anyone thinks it makes you more likely to be gay, too.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm usually a high and tight guy, but I haven't had a hair cut since early November (a hair cut was my b-day present to myself) and have a pony-tail going on.

I'm not metro, just lazy. In fact, it's possible that I'm the laziest human on earth.

 

[Morcheeba]

The last time it was out for a week. The internet was bad, but we also have well water full of coal slurry, so if the purifier and the pump go out, we don't have water for bathing or drinking until it comes back on. We went through hell trying to get a generator last time. If it goes off and stays off, we might be fucked this time. There was a bad water shortage and there are only 2 grocers in town. We already stockpiled a closet full of gallons, but you'd be amazed how fast you go through water.

Luckily, we have a coal stove so we won't freeze and we can cook, but every time you cook you have to weigh the value of eating with the water that it will take to wash the dishes. There used to be a spring behind the house, but the toxins are measuring to high for me to bath in when we test them- my grandparents will totally just soak in that shit until their skin turns colors, but it will literally bleach out your hair, that's how toxic it is without purification.

Not having electricity in a rural area is kind of a big deal. Plus, my grandfather has black lung- if the electricity goes out, so does his oxygen. I have a couple of the small tanks, but when the power goes out, it's because of the fallen trees, which means he's got about 2 days of oxygen, and then I'll have to hit the streets with a chainsaw again and try to clear a path to the hospital. Fortunately, the stove will also burn wood, so that kills 2 birds with one stone, as, you know, that wood is totally free. We did make out like bandits on wood last time.

We just restocked the food in the deep freeze from last time.

With my period in full force I feel like shedding a few tears after reading all this.

Hang in there, everyone!

 

[Morcheeba]

Southern Indiana town of Henryville, approximately 20 miles north of Louisville, KY. Small town. Big damage. Three fatalities reported early. First pics follow:

http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2012-03/201848580-02130836.jpg

http://cmsimg.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=B2&Date=20120302&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=303020055&Ref=H1&MaxW=300&Border=0&severe-weather-afternoon

Yahoo! News now reporting that the entire town is GONE.

Was home to the man who created KFC, Col. Sanders.

 

[semen4her]

I'm glad you're somewhere you can feel safe to open up about your alternative family.

Please don't worry that anyone thinks it makes you more likely to be gay, too.

Being around gay people doesn't make you gay, dumbass!

You can't get it from touching someone who has the gay in them.

It's not like AIDS.

 

[clutch1]

A pony-tail on a guy? Now there's a bold look!

 

[CandiCame]

With my period in full force I feel like shedding a few tears after reading all this.

Hang in there, everyone!

It hasn't hit us yet. But they're saying it could be any minute. We're watching the weather. If I'm gone for another week, y'hall know what happened. God granted your prayers and got me off your message board.

Or someone used the magic flute and pissed the rest of us right the hell off.

So, we live in a trailer; we're probably gonna move down to my uncle's house where the basement is, because the TV is saying to get in the basement. So far, I've danced around it, but Facebook is covered in pics of funnel clouds.

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fsevere-wx.pbworks.com%2Ff%2Ftornado.jpg&h=-AQGoMbWjAQGgtkJOAjb5LTtWGKHnwLzx31YTttONC2LCzw Madison County- where my baby brother lives. The last thing I did to him was steal his perks and get in a fight. His Facebook says that he took this picture. I'm wondering if I should say something to him. He won't die though. He's an idiot, like me, but he's tough, like me. Not in the "What a tough guy" in the way that you just cannot kill him. His ass sees a tornado and winds up in Oz.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/428036_342873399084610_100000858598062_966910_571560257_n.jpg

One of my friends from West Liberty posted this.

 

[CHNOPS]

Being around gay people doesn't make you gay, dumbass!

You can't get it from touching someone who has the gay in them.

It's not like AIDS.

Point on the doll where your daddies touched you.

 

[CandiCame]

Being around gay people doesn't make you gay, dumbass!

You can't get it from touching someone who has the gay in them.

It's not like AIDS.

I have got to figure out how to make folk second hand gay... I will make a fortune.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!