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Admission is not cheap. You must leave your offering at the sacrificial altar. Sexual offerings are always good, humor is apprecialted, cool AV's (like ones of surprised looking women with cum dripping off their nose resembling an anorexic with an NG feeding tube) are also good.
Pay the piper or stay the hell out.
This means you!
All offerings will be processed my by board of directors, and if approved you will be welcome to continue posting on this, my thread Post song lyrics, a picture, a flirt or two, bitch about your day, about Lit, about me...wait, not me... about the use of periods... whatever
Trolls and lurkers will be cursed to an eternity of crappy threads of mindless drivel. And poor connections. Not to mention less than satisfying sex. Unless you have that already. Then I'll have to think of something else. Like telling Laurel on you.
She'll care, trust me! (psst - Laurel - care, OK?)
Now then, back to my thread. Looks like I'm alone for now. Hmm, this is a little more boring than I anticipated. I'm sure things will liven up soon.
*sitting atop my throne*
Helloooooooo
I am master of all I survey!! (which is nothing)
Pay the piper or stay the hell out.
This means you!
All offerings will be processed my by board of directors, and if approved you will be welcome to continue posting on this, my thread Post song lyrics, a picture, a flirt or two, bitch about your day, about Lit, about me...wait, not me... about the use of periods... whatever
Trolls and lurkers will be cursed to an eternity of crappy threads of mindless drivel. And poor connections. Not to mention less than satisfying sex. Unless you have that already. Then I'll have to think of something else. Like telling Laurel on you.

Now then, back to my thread. Looks like I'm alone for now. Hmm, this is a little more boring than I anticipated. I'm sure things will liven up soon.
*sitting atop my throne*
Helloooooooo
I am master of all I survey!! (which is nothing)