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Admission is not cheap. You must leave your offering at the sacrificial altar. Sexual offerings are always good, humor is apprecialted, cool AV's (like ones of surprised looking women with cum dripping off their nose resembling an anorexic with an NG feeding tube) are also good.

Pay the piper or stay the hell out.

This means you!

All offerings will be processed my by board of directors, and if approved you will be welcome to continue posting on this, my thread Post song lyrics, a picture, a flirt or two, bitch about your day, about Lit, about me...wait, not me... about the use of periods... whatever

Trolls and lurkers will be cursed to an eternity of crappy threads of mindless drivel. And poor connections. Not to mention less than satisfying sex. Unless you have that already. Then I'll have to think of something else. Like telling Laurel on you. :p She'll care, trust me! (psst - Laurel - care, OK?)

Now then, back to my thread. Looks like I'm alone for now. Hmm, this is a little more boring than I anticipated. I'm sure things will liven up soon.

*sitting atop my throne*

Helloooooooo

I am master of all I survey!! (which is nothing)
 
Hi Storm

I'm willing to share my strawberries and whipped cream with you.:p

Anyway, how are you?
 
Tyrael, you're in! I forgot to mention that gamers get automatic approval ;)

April, the board approves your sex comments and grants you free oral sex! Come on in!

Chilled Vodka - consider your self on the waiting list! Any AV's in mind yet? A nice bottle of Smirnoff Ice perhaps?

Summer, the board got weak in the knees at your mere presence! And strawberries are my FAV!! How did you know? I'm good, thanks - been on vacation all week, getting a lot done around the house. And napping, too ;)


LovetoRead - quit getting me horny! You're in!
 
Gamers are in automatically? Well, I'll just dispense with the sexually charged comments. ;)
 
Yay! I am double approved. I'm a gamer, and I have an approvable av.
 
MechaBlade said:
I'm a gamer, but in case that's not enough...

You got the gamer angle, the AV, and my stupid joke! There might be a board seat in this for you... just don't tell Marxist you took his AV!
 
storm1969 said:

Summer, the board got weak in the knees at your mere presence! And strawberries are my FAV!! How did you know? I'm good, thanks - been on vacation all week, getting a lot done around the house. And napping, too ;)


I like naps. What do you say, I'll feed you strawberries and then...then...errr um we can take a long nap.;)
 
SummerRose said:


I like naps. What do you say, I'll feed you strawberries and then...then...errr um we can take a long nap.;)

At that point we'll both need one :D
 
I'll be gone for an hour or so. Don't wreck the joint (or bogart it) while I'm gone. Except you, Summer. You do whatever you like! Naked, preferrably...
 
when you return would you consider an out and out bribe of:

1) a really big bottle of bubble stuff with two or three cool wands.

2) my collection of used guitar picks (approx. 32 at last count.)

3) a picture of somebody's geat, great grandfather in black and white. you know, the kind where they look like there's a rake handle stuck up their ass.

4) a gift certificate worth 3 no 4 piggie back rides. and i'm talkin' about real piggie back rides.
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Strawberries make me break out in hive thingies.


Or maybe it's the cream,i dunno.
 
unclej said:
when you return would you consider an out and out bribe of:

3) a picture of somebody's geat, great grandfather in black and white. you know, the kind where they look like there's a rake handle stuck up their ass.


Door number 3 please! Don't ask why... but we could use some ART around here, at least until an artist shows up.

Your AV was good enough anyway :D

AusTess - can you think of anything else to do with those strawberries? If you do, you may get let in yet. ;)
 
storm1969 said:
Except you, Summer. You do whatever you like! Naked, preferrably...

Damn! You gave me the power to do whatever I want while you are gone.....and I just now see this!
Is it too late to get naked?:D
 
SummerRose said:


Damn! You gave me the power to do whatever I want while you are gone.....and I just now see this!
Is it too late to get naked?:D

Tell you what - just for you, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

And it's never too late to get naked! :D
 
What's going on in here? Do I have to pay a cover charge? I don't smoke but is that OK? Who's the big ugly dude behind the velvet rope? Why won't he let me in? Is it my pants? They were in style last year...
 
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