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Get drunk, hit on a too young for me woman who is almost certainly going to turn me down anyway (It's ok, I honestly just want to fuck anyway), or call it an early night and accept that I'm celibate until death?
 
WOOHOO! MY FIRST UNSOLICITED DICK PIC! And it's a real doozy!

Aaaaannnndddd....it wasn't on Lit! :p
 
Can anyone tell me more about this sleep thing? And how do I get some? :rolleyes:

Ok my two suggestions to insomnia.. drink until you can't stand up and toke until you are the same 😂
Or possibly get a friend to bash you on the head with something hard and large.
The last one sometimes makes it worst tho 🤷
 
Ok my two suggestions to insomnia.. drink until you can't stand up and toke until you are the same 😂
Or possibly get a friend to bash you on the head with something hard and large.
The last one sometimes makes it worst tho 🤷

My lack of sleep last night was due to too much alcohol lol! I remember being at friends homes, and when they would drink they would crash and fall asleep at some point. I’m the opposite - alcohol wakes me up!

I’ve actually considered the head bashing thing in the past lol! 😂
 
My lack of sleep last night was due to too much alcohol lol! I remember being at friends homes, and when they would drink they would crash and fall asleep at some point. I’m the opposite - alcohol wakes me up!

I’ve actually considered the head bashing thing in the past lol! 😂

Lol seriously I've dealt with insomnia for most of my life and booze does the same to me the only time I ever get any sleep is when my brain is as tired as my body. Pot helps a lot. It's what motivated me to be come a stoner in the first place 😂 nothing like being a 16year old under huge amounts of stress and not being able to purchase alcohol but pot was simple enough.
Funny enough sleeping pills and knock out gass doesn't either so if I ever put my pipe down I'll be going with the bash on the head idea too 😂😂
 
Lol seriously I've dealt with insomnia for most of my life and booze does the same to me the only time I ever get any sleep is when my brain is as tired as my body. Pot helps a lot. It's what motivated me to be come a stoner in the first place 😂 nothing like being a 16year old under huge amounts of stress and not being able to purchase alcohol but pot was simple enough.
Funny enough sleeping pills and knock out gass doesn't either so if I ever put my pipe down I'll be going with the bash on the head idea too 😂😂

Maybe we should design a large heavy object for this purpose, make it pretty and sell it online 😂 no bedside table should be without it!
 
Maybe we should design a large heavy object for this purpose, make it pretty and sell it online 😂 no bedside table should be without it!

Ohhhh we could also have it having another purpose 😉 if you get my drift it's another thing that helps with relaxation a female and male version of course 😂😂
 
Ohhhh we could also have it having another purpose 😉 if you get my drift it's another thing that helps with relaxation a female and male version of course 😂😂

I KNEW the conversation was going to go there! 😂 I have to head to work now, I’m hoping you’ll have drawn up some examples to show me by the time I’m back! :D 😂
 
I fell asleep watching a show online last night, so decided to finish it this morning. A man and woman had fallen out, but eventually found a resolution. It’s got me thinking about things. Feeling emotional, but don’t want to share.

We call today Sunday Funday at work, I always make sure to go in with a smile and try to make sure my staff enjoy themselves! Need to pop my pain in its little box, and get that smile ready.
 
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Wouldn't it be nice to have the ability to just peel the clouds back and set the sun free of them
 
With all the fucked up shit you can watch online, think of all the fucked up shit you’ll never know about.
 
Whatever weird, embarrassing thing you do at home, your pet thinks it's normal because you are their only example of what a human does.
 
How often do we talk ourselves out of doing something fun because it might be odd to someone else?
 
The more I feel my health improving, the more comfortable I’m becoming in my own skin :eek: :D
 
So, the other night at work, I was having a conversation with another coworker about upcoming movies. My manager was standing nearby, supervising. I commented that "Dark Phoenix" comes out on June 6, and that my girlfriend comes in the next day, June 7. My manager says, " You have a girlfriend?" to which I replied, "Yes, we've been together 3 years." She then says, "I can't believe someone likes you enough to date you." I lean in, and say, "I've got one better than that; not only does she like me, but her husband likes me too."

That shut her up :D

#I'mnotpolysheis
 
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