Monica Bing

[MorgaineLaFay]

I wanna marry Monica Bing... I have Friends on in the other room...Monica just ran a lovely bath for Chandler....salts, bubbles, candles, nice music...and a toy boat!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Northern Lights]

You can have Monica, but I wanna be Chandler and play with that toy boat.

 

[Zamdrist]

Pheobe is the only sane one in that group. Isn't that fucking scary?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I dunno, Ross and Joey are both relatively sane. It's a shame Ross misplaced his personaility, and the dish ran away with Joey's brain.

Maybe if they had children . . .

 

[WhiteRose]

I'm still waiting for Phoebe and Joey to breed. Their offspring could be president.

And I'd take Phoebe or Rachel over Monica anytime.

 

[zantac666]

I'm still waiting for Phoebe and Joey to breed. Their offspring could be president.

And I'd take Phoebe or Rachel over Monica anytime.

YES YES

 

[WhiteRose]

...or Phoebe AND Rachel

You could even throw Joey in there for balance

 

[Guest]

Joey has such a beautiful heart, though. He's such a caring person. His heart is always in full view.

 

[AzureAngel]

Yeah, but looks and intentions don't make rather not-smart comments any less of a turnoff.

 

[WhiteRose]

I think I could find a way to keep his mouth busy

 

[AzureAngel]

Yeah, but eventually he'll talk and you'll have regrets.

 

[Guest]

but she is wayyyyyyyy too neurotic!

Neurotic people make good lovers though.......

And actually she's OCD and needs some Luvox

 

[WhiteRose]

Yeah, but eventually he'll talk and you'll have regrets.

Nah, I'll just pat him on the head, send him out for a pizza, then put him back to work when he gets home

 

[MechaBlade]

Sadly, Phoebe is the only one who's actually nuts.

Joey is stupid. Chandler and Ross do stupid things sometimes and are a bit neurotic. Monica and Rachel are weird sometimes, but are pretty much like normal women.

I wouldn't take Phoebe if she was bending over my bed naked, asking for me to put it in her butt. Well, maybe a quick fuck, but then I'd kick her out.

I almost wrote a story on the women of Friends, and I may still do it.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Now that's just wierd.

Pheobe (and we are just talking about characters on a TV program right? Lisa is smarter than you or I, and perfectly sane) might be pretty wierd and eccentric, but she's sure fuckable, at the very least.

Monica too, though I find her character harder to cope with.

Rachel needs no comments.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'm still waiting for Phoebe and Joey to breed. Their offspring could be president.

And I'd take Phoebe or Rachel over Monica anytime.

agreed.. Phoebe rocks.. she's beautiful, fun, and spunky..so she's not intelligent (on the show).. hell, I have brains enough for the both of us...