Astaylith
Literotica Guru
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She's lying. She knows that every time she calls me an Asinine Englishman, a small part of me dies. And an unfinished muppet also falls from the sky.
This calls for a mud-slinging drama war.
Bring it on, Harry Potter.
That explains the green stuff that fell into my garden, she's clearly kermitted![]()
Fun fact: when I was younger I had recurring dreams that Kermit the Frog was trying to strangle me to death. But I love the muppets. Weird. Oh well.
