Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
For once I encourage responses to be pondered a bit as I think the topic/question would value from it. Not saying you can’t quick fire a response out there but I think mulling it over might lead you to an reply that wouldn’t have been your first instinct.

Do what you say

or

Say what you do

Yikes. This is deep.

Ideally I want to do what I say. But if I'm completely honest, I don't. I cheat. I lie. I fuck up and cut corners.

I say what I do as a form of reflection and penance and it's cathartic, but I rely on that process too much at times. Still, I think it's important to be kind to one's self and commit to learning (but doing that work is fucking hard).
 
Monday morning, back to traditional work week for many, myself included.

What traditional things have you grown tired of? Do you still do them out of a sense of obligation or duty? Have you toss them aside to chart your own way? And even when you are charting your own way, are you really, or are you trading one set of traditions for another?
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:

:D:D:D:D:D
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:

Well this all sounds intriging and some pics would be outstanding. ;):D
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:


Damn!! :heart: I envy everything (except waking in the middle where reality reminds me I'm claustrophobic) But I did try this for a year, and managed. So.. I guess I envy it all. :heart:
 
The biggest thing I got rid of was ham on holidays. I loathe ham. My ex hubs loved it. I don’t know that we’ve eaten ham since the divorce.
Holidays are super casual now, low key, and no fanfare.

I'm not a fan of ham for the holidays either, I like sliced ham from the deli for sandwiches but even then not often. But a whole ham, no and I really used to enjoy smoked country ham. Not now though.
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:

That sounds pretty alright.
 
I feel as though Trekka’s story has distracted me and my answer would be . . . something or whatever . . . and yeah . . .
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:

Trekka won this round. I've got nothing to contribute after this. I'm just gonna be over here rereading this post.
 
An attempt to answer the last few days’ questions, all wrapped into one post, and no sir I’m not giving the “full story!” ;) But to dabble just a little in “saying what I do....”

I’m eschewing traditional lightbulbs in favor of black lights, draped about the bedroom as she expertly paints my naked body with day glo body paint. Of note: she’s painted as well, my handiwork.

I’m tossing aside sleeping with one person in favor of waking up sandwiched between two...

I’m throwing out traditional bedtimes and, instead, watching the sun rise as I ride his face while she sucks his cock.

Did we chart this way? Yeah, yeah we did. We charted the fuck outta this way! :D

And now she’s making me crepes. :catroar:

Now that is one heck of an answer to a series of questions. I would so love to use some of these in a multiple choice test :D.
 
I was going to read and catch up, but I was only here for 5 minutes. It's summer time, and I'm single. This means I get to do whatever I want. The freedom is intoxicating!!

You kids have fun now!!
 
Dear Trekka,

Could we please get a day glo body painting sunrise cock suckling update?

With sincere thanks and finger diddles.
Your #1 Fan
 
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