Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I will always say I have a low tolerance for pain, because if I said otherwise, I know the guy next to me would tell me that he was a Navy Seal and pulled 15 of his guys out of a burning building while getting shot 35 times and then he finished a crossword puzzle before performing surgery on himself using hot shards of shrapnel he found lying in the sand.

And then I would have to say, “Yeah, but this one time, I stubbed my toe and it really hurt!”

On a scale of a splinter to self-immolation I would say I’m average.
 
Sexual pain, I love. Receiving it. Bring it.
Body pain, like, appendicitis, or labor? Keep it.
I can handle pain. Muscle pain. Stinging pain. Headaches. I will usually medicate at night if I have to, and try to suck it up during the day.

Keep your emotional pain. I’ve been there and done that. My ex was mean.


Yep, I can relate to that, you just end up misrable without realizing it and then once you've moved on look back and say "oh not not but hell no on going through that again". :(
 
I will always say I have a low tolerance for pain, because if I said otherwise, I know the guy next to me would tell me that he was a Navy Seal and pulled 15 of his guys out of a burning building while getting shot 35 times and then he finished a crossword puzzle before performing surgery on himself using hot shards of shrapnel he found lying in the sand.

And then I would have to say, “Yeah, but this one time, I stubbed my toe and it really hurt!”

On a scale of a splinter to self-immolation I would say I’m average.

Sooooo
If I say I have a high pain tolerance, Navy Seals will show up?? 😍
 
I can tollerate physical pain but I'm not into it. Be that sexual or otherwise.

Emotional pain? I can handle it like a pro.
 
I don't know what constitutes "normal" pain anymore.

With my diagnosed a few years ago my body was collapsing and I would lose conciousness due to the amount of pain I was in. I don't remember one part of childbirth hurting. I just remember the sheer will I found to give birth. I actually remember catching my thoughts about 5 hours in and noticing that it didn't hurt. It was surreal.

I've also been hospitalized for post traumatic stress disorder and as I healed I realised how low I'd actually gone. Now I can recognize the warning signs and although I may still be functional, I know that pain and figure I don't need to tolerate it, so I get help.

It's amazing how much pain I'm carrying and I don't even realise it until the burden is lifted. That applies both physically and emotionally. I recently had surgery to relieve some ailments and now that it's over I feel 100% better. The same sorta feeling I had finally leaving a toxic, abusive workplace.
 
Sooooo
If I say I have a high pain tolerance, Navy Seals will show up?? 😍

Nope, sorry. It is gender specific. If you say it you will get a woman explaining how she gave birth while working on the assembly line. In fact, she was in labor hours before her shift even started and after several hours on her feet, she finally decided to go on her break and perform a C-section on herself. She stapled herself up-using actual staples, and then worked a double shift.
 
One never knows how much pain one can handle, until one has no choice. It isn't about whether a human can deal with pain...it is all about how much you bitch dealing with it. Those with "lower" tolerances to pain...seem to be the ones that bitch the most...about everything...not just pain.
 
Alright, pervs
It’s Filthy Friday!

Here’s a Q:
What’s something you’re looking forward to?

Speaking of which...

SMNaughty and I are both gonna be in and out here for the next few days.
Top secret sexy spy mission stuff. Maybe we post a question, maybe not.
Maybe the OGOP Papa C will pop in and rattle off some musings and questions.

If not, it’s a weekend free for all!

I propose a party at HotWords’ house. I hear he has a fantasy about being a male stripper. :D I fully expect to see some shenanigans as I pop in and out. Don’t let me down, y’all.
 
Alright, pervs
It’s Filthy Friday!

Here’s a Q:
What’s something you’re looking forward to?

Speaking of which...

SMNaughty and I are both gonna be in and out here for the next few days.
Top secret sexy spy mission stuff. Maybe we post a question, maybe not.
Maybe the OGOP Papa C will pop in and rattle off some musings and questions.

If not, it’s a weekend free for all!

I propose a party at HotWords’ house. I hear he has a fantasy about being a male stripper. :D I fully expect to see some shenanigans as I pop in and out. Don’t let me down, y’all.

Besides your super sexy spy mission? Everything pales in comparison, really.

I am doing a longish socially distanced bike ride this weekend and the wind looks down and the sun out, so that sounds pretty alright. Plus, I get to wear spandex, it's OK to fan yourself.

The ice cold beer that will follow should be awesome as well.
 
Alright, pervs
It’s Filthy Friday!

Here’s a Q:
What’s something you’re looking forward to?

Speaking of which...

SMNaughty and I are both gonna be in and out here for the next few days.
Top secret sexy spy mission stuff. Maybe we post a question, maybe not.
Maybe the OGOP Papa C will pop in and rattle off some musings and questions.

If not, it’s a weekend free for all!

I propose a party at HotWords’ house. I hear he has a fantasy about being a male stripper. :D I fully expect to see some shenanigans as I pop in and out. Don’t let me down, y’all.

This is an outrage! How dare you say I have a fantasy about being a male stripper!
First of all, being a male stripper would be my only option because of the whole "penis thing".
And for secondmore, I don't have a fantasy of being a stripper, I have a fantasy of being persuaded by a group of horny women to strip for them and do wonderfully sexy things as they grow more and more excited while groping me everywhere.

So let's try to get our facts straight in the future.
 
How do you deal with pain?
I was going to say I'm a badass and can take the pain, but in an ironic coincidence, I sprained my ankle yesterday and it hurts so bad! I fell when water skiing and felt something pop, so off to the ER we went. Luckily just a bad sprain, but still.

I'm a wimp. *sigh*


Alright, pervs
It’s Filthy Friday!

Here’s a Q:
What’s something you’re looking forward to?

Speaking of which...

SMNaughty and I are both gonna be in and out here for the next few days.
Top secret sexy spy mission stuff.
I'm looking forward to hearing about the next few days. A detailed recording would be lovely. ;)
 
Strolls back in, the yoke upon my shoulders....

How much of the full story do you think you ever know? Any story, whether you’ve witnessed it first hand, it’s been relayed to you by a trusted source, or with it’s just some random information. We all know there’s always “more to the story” but how much more?
 
Strolls back in, the yoke upon my shoulders....

How much of the full story do you think you ever know? Any story, whether you’ve witnessed it first hand, it’s been relayed to you by a trusted source, or with it’s just some random information. We all know there’s always “more to the story” but how much more?

Most of it.

Learning the meaning of sonder changed my life.
 
Strolls back in, the yoke upon my shoulders....

How much of the full story do you think you ever know? Any story, whether you’ve witnessed it first hand, it’s been relayed to you by a trusted source, or with it’s just some random information. We all know there’s always “more to the story” but how much more?

There are an almost infinite amount of experiences that can be based on the same event. Ten people can witness one thing and give ten different accounts. The main plot will be the same, but the devil will always be in the details. And then there are the people who have to sensationalize things, beef up the story, to make it more interesting. There is almost no way to ever know the whole truth about anything. The trick is figuring out the basic truth and doing your best with it.

There is beauty in that.
 
There are an almost infinite amount of experiences that can be based on the same event. Ten people can witness one thing and give ten different accounts. The main plot will be the same, but the devil will always be in the details. And then there are the people who have to sensationalize things, beef up the story, to make it more interesting. There is almost no way to ever know the whole truth about anything. The trick is figuring out the basic truth and doing your best with it.

There is beauty in that.

Cream, you are so deep. :rolleyes::D
 
For once I encourage responses to be pondered a bit as I think the topic/question would value from it. Not saying you can’t quick fire a response out there but I think mulling it over might lead you to an reply that wouldn’t have been your first instinct.

Do what you say

or

Say what you do
 
For once I encourage responses to be pondered a bit as I think the topic/question would value from it. Not saying you can’t quick fire a response out there but I think mulling it over might lead you to an reply that wouldn’t have been your first instinct.

Do what you say

or

Say what you do

this depends greatly on context; but there may be a generality to be found here. For me, I do what I say I am going to do (for the most part)
"Say what you do" in the context of how I view myself seems a bit boastful - and I've never really been one who developed that trait.
 
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