Litiquette VII

[Suz_anne]

Most rollercoaster rides last less than 2 minutes, Quick Draw McGraw.

My handie skills are not built for that kind of speed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

LMAO!

How about sky diving?

Seriously though Airplanes are cool. But more importantly, Airports are the best place. I love them. Well, before 9/11 I used to love them more. But I still love flying.

I was going to add skydiving, but that could be dangerous because, if the sex is good, I may forget to pull the ripcord.

Timing the orgasm for the top of the loop?

You definitely don’t want to sit behind me.

Most rollercoaster rides last less than 2 minutes, Quick Draw McGraw.

My handie skills are not built for that kind of speed.

Terribly unimaginative Suz. The handjob begins on the car ride over to the theme park, there is much whispered innuendo and rubbing, quick brush ups against my crotch. Then we get strapped in and the handjob begins. Obviously, you called ahead and paid off the ride operator to let us sit there for awhile to let the handjob have plenty of time to take affect before the ride begins. Once it is established that I don’t have much time left, away we go and if it happens while upside down as the picture is taken—even better.

Am I the only one who has ever been to Disney World before? Sheesh!

 

[Orchidea73]

I was going to add skydiving, but that could be dangerous because, if the sex is good, I may forget to pull the ripcord.

Smart thinking, cream. If we have to die from pleasure, better in bed. Although, now that I think about it, death by orgasm while sky diving could be pretty spectacular.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Smart thinking, cream. If we have to die from pleasure, better in bed. Although, now that I think about it, death by orgasm while sky diving could be pretty spectacular.

As long as one of you remembers to pull, the other will get a very quick reminder. Depending on lubrication, there could be pain involved.

 

[Suz_anne]

Terribly unimaginative Suz. The handjob begins on the car ride over to the theme park, there is much whispered innuendo and rubbing, quick brush ups against my crotch. Then we get strapped in and the handjob begins. Obviously, you called ahead and paid off the ride operator to let us sit there for awhile to let the handjob have plenty of time to take affect before the ride begins. Once it is established that I don’t have much time left, away we go and if it happens while upside down as the picture is taken—even better.

Am I the only one who has ever been to Disney World before? Sheesh!

*fans self and adopts a southern belle accent* Oh my stars and garters, Mr. Hotwords - I certainly see where you get your user name.

Clearly, I need to up my amusement park game.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

It’s summer travel season
Ok not really but we can still day dream

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?
And did any of them life up to the hype?

Sassy, if you’ve done it on horseback I‘ll need the full play by play.

Car, that’s all I can vouch for.
I can see about a plane on Friday. But I’m guessing if my mask ain’t coming off, sure as shit my panties aren’t either.
Lawnmower, maybe.
No boat, train, RV, race car, 18 wheeler or dump truck in my future. Shucks.

 

[default24]

Car, that’s all I can vouch for.
I can see about a plane on Friday. But I’m guessing if my mask ain’t coming off, sure as shit my panties aren’t either.
Lawnmower, maybe.
No boat, train, RV, race car, 18 wheeler or dump truck in my future. Shucks.

I wonder if you can contract the covid through your cooch... Not going to be our test subject are you?

 

[Trekka]

So.
It occurs to me after a full day of reflection that I've never had 100% full blown sex in any vehicle of any kind, ever.

And I think this is a travesty!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Surprise!!!

Do you like surprises? Surprise parties or a friend/family you haven’t seen coming in to make your day. Planned out to the T. The excitement and rush of feelings. A little outta sortsa and the emotions just flow out.

Or does the whole idea give you anxiety? Not having control, what if’s, my house a disarray or “shit! I’m wearing this!!”

Bonus: has someone thrown you a surprise party or something equivalent and what was your reaction?

 

[Guyblue82]

So.
It occurs to me after a full day of reflection that I've never had 100% full blown sex in any vehicle of any kind, ever.

And I think this is a travesty!

In my opinion, it’s like shower sex... sounds thrilling but reality throws in a lot of obstacles (cramps, hard unforgiving surfaces, the third wheel that’s just staring in disbelief)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Modes of transportation..
I'm not counting them as christened if we didn't sprinkle the holy water..

car, truck, boat.. I'm refusing to even type "backho"

they lived up to the hype - but maybe not in the cliche' way
The boat was the only thing that would be something to do over (and over)

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've been in on surprise parties, but I'm not a fan of them. I enjoy a good party and get together, but something about the surprise part bothers me a little.
And I certainly don't want one for myself. Imagine having the worst day and you just want to go home and sleep and instead you open your door and there is everyone you've ever known happy, excited and ready to party; and expecting you to feel the same. No thanks.

I do like spontaneity, though. I worked with this girl once who was not having a good day. She was having problems finding the right guy, etc. And she was in need of cheering up. She worked first shift and I worked second. We we're wondering what we could do to make her happy and I suggested we all go over and moon her. Surprisingly almost everyone agreed and about twelve of us (male and female) went to her apartment at 2am, called her, told her to go to her window and then we all dropped out pants. She loved it. Then we told her to get dressed and we took her to Dennys. (We were young, we were poor, don't judge us).

Surprises like that are awesome and fun.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Modes of transportation..
I'm not counting them as christened if we didn't sprinkle the holy water..

car, truck, boat.. I'm refusing to even type "backho"

they lived up to the hype - but maybe not in the cliche' way
The boat was the only thing that would be something to do over (and over)

I'm interested in this backho story

 

[tnman03]

So.
It occurs to me after a full day of reflection that I've never had 100% full blown sex in any vehicle of any kind, ever.

And I think this is a travesty!

This is really is a really surprising discovery given your bohemian lifestyle.

I've experienced some great sexual experiences inside of, alongside, or using a car's surface as a prop. Ditto on using a motorcycle to have a girlfriend laying over the back of it. But I can't say that things worked out as well in a johnboat or canoe.

 

[tnman03]

Surprise!!!

Do you like surprises? Surprise parties or a friend/family you haven’t seen coming in to make your day. Planned out to the T. The excitement and rush of feelings. A little outta sortsa and the emotions just flow out.

Or does the whole idea give you anxiety? Not having control, what if’s, my house a disarray or “shit! I’m wearing this!!”

Bonus: has someone thrown you a surprise party or something equivalent and what was your reaction?

No, I'm not a fan of surprise parties, either for others or being the recipient. But in all fairness that's from having been raised in a household where giving or attending parties didn't happen.

 

[Trixxii]

So.
It occurs to me after a full day of reflection that I've never had 100% full blown sex in any vehicle of any kind, ever.

And I think this is a travesty!

You haven't missed out. I'm betting if you think about it, you've made up for it in other places.

I do like spontaneity, though. I worked with this girl once who was not having a good day. She was having problems finding the right guy, etc. And she was in need of cheering up. She worked first shift and I worked second. We we're wondering what we could do to make her happy and I suggested we all go over and moon her. Surprisingly almost everyone agreed and about twelve of us (male and female) went to her apartment at 2am, called her, told her to go to her window and then we all dropped out pants. She loved it. Then we told her to get dressed and we took her to Dennys. (We were young, we were poor, don't judge us).

Surprises like that are awesome and fun.

I like this memory. What's wrong with Dennys?!! Our all nighter was a dive breakfast joint. We'd pig out on pancakes.

Only so many places you could hang out at 2 or 3 am.

 

[Trixxii]

Surprise!!!

Do you like surprises? Surprise parties or a friend/family you haven’t seen coming in to make your day. Planned out to the T. The excitement and rush of feelings. A little outta sortsa and the emotions just flow out.

Or does the whole idea give you anxiety? Not having control, what if’s, my house a disarray or “shit! I’m wearing this!!”

Bonus: has someone thrown you a surprise party or something equivalent and what was your reaction?

I hate surprise parties. However, other people in my life really love them. In order not to ruin their fun, I have a warning system in place for any unexpected bash coming my way. It works. I get to be the actress I always dreamed of being as a child and I make those I adore happy at the same time.

 

[BongoGal]

So planes, trains, automobiles... boat sex? Anyone?
What types of modes of transport have you christened?

I was thinking about an ages-old ex-bf who used to live with his parents and have access to a huge-ass 1970s Cadillac which seemed forever parked in a heated garage a ways away from the main house. I don't even know if this thing would start (or even if it had an engine at all, really), but I do know that it had a back seat area that was roomier than some beds I've been in. We could do and did just about everything in there. I remember the first time, when I realized that coitus was in the offing, I insisted that he get a big towel from the house, lest we stain the leather seats.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Surprise!!!

Do you like surprises? Surprise parties or a friend/family you haven’t seen coming in to make your day. Planned out to the T. The excitement and rush of feelings. A little outta sortsa and the emotions just flow out.

Or does the whole idea give you anxiety? Not having control, what if’s, my house a disarray or “shit! I’m wearing this!!”

Bonus: has someone thrown you a surprise party or something equivalent and what was your reaction?

Can you please pass the lorazepam?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You haven't missed out. I'm betting if you think about it, you've made up for it in other places.



I like this memory. What's wrong with Dennys?!! Our all nighter was a dive breakfast joint. We'd pig out on pancakes.

Only so many places you could hang out at 2 or 3 am.

Denny’s is my least favorite place next to McDonalds (excluding the Shamrock Shake which is a miracle of evolution). But like you say, it’s one of the few all-nighter places so . . .

 

[Trekka]

Pain tolerance. It varies person to person.
Nurses tell me I have a high physical pain tolerance.
I suspect I have a high emotional pain tolerance as well.
Ya think they're interrelated?
I do.

So, are you the kind of person that shrugs off that nagging ache, downs some Advil, and goes about their day? Or do you try and treat the pain? Seek a fix for it? Accept that it's never going away?

How do you deal with pain?

*leaves it vague a la Papa C as to whether I'm referring to physical or emotional pain*

 

[numeniusa]

Pain tolerance. It varies person to person.
Nurses tell me I have a high physical pain tolerance.
I suspect I have a high emotional pain tolerance as well.
Ya think they're interrelated?
I do.

So, are you the kind of person that shrugs off that nagging ache, downs some Advil, and goes about their day? Or do you try and treat the pain? Seek a fix for it? Accept that it's never going away?

How do you deal with pain?

*leaves it vague a la Papa C as to whether I'm referring to physical or emotional pain*

I go all quiet, I think. Suck it up in my own head. I'm not sure I've experienced very much physical pain since I fell of a horse and broke my tibia as a child, though. That was fucking painful - no-one supposed it might be broken til the next day so I was trying to put weight on it and everything *shudders*

 

[Trekka]

*pounce* Hi Numi! Good to see you! I’ve missed you!

 

[tnman03]

Pain tolerance. *snip*
How do you deal with pain?

It depends on what the circumstances are but regardless, if I need to shake it off and make myself keep going then I have. This applies to emotional and physical pain. But mostly, I get quite and just work through it.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Pain tolerance. It varies person to person.
Nurses tell me I have a high physical pain tolerance.
I suspect I have a high emotional pain tolerance as well.
Ya think they're interrelated?
I do.

So, are you the kind of person that shrugs off that nagging ache, downs some Advil, and goes about their day? Or do you try and treat the pain? Seek a fix for it? Accept that it's never going away?

How do you deal with pain?

*leaves it vague a la Papa C as to whether I'm referring to physical or emotional pain*

What kind of pain are we talking about exactly


I generally shrug off a nagging ache and as you say Trekka ‘just get on with my day’. Google has a lot to answer for in people self diagnosing and adding to health anxiety. Depending on what type of pain I rarely take pain relief. I had a trapped nerve in my neck a few months ago and I had to have it treated. I left it far longer than I should have as I thought it would just go away! It didn’t, it got worse, so after 2 weeks it was opiates and diazepam ha!! I was off my head with it.