Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
This naughty wife returned home yesterday.
4 nights/5 days of diddles has us planning our next diddlelicious adventure sooner than later.
But until then, us lounging while we waited to be flipped over to feast on another ripe and ready diddle cuisine.🍆😈💜

Absolutely gorgeous. Wow.
 
This naughty wife returned home yesterday.
4 nights/5 days of diddles has us planning our next diddlelicious adventure sooner than later.
But until then, us lounging while we waited to be flipped over to feast on another ripe and ready diddle cuisine.🍆😈💜

*giggling*

I think that’s what he said.

Now, *that* is how you provide an update, people. Gorgeous girls. :catroar: :heart:

That lucky Viking.... :devil: :D
 
Can we talk about the extra help that was needed in the shower when most was said and done. Many details would be appreciated.
 
This naughty wife returned home yesterday.
4 nights/5 days of diddles has us planning our next diddlelicious adventure sooner than later.
But until then, us lounging while we waited to be flipped over to feast on another ripe and ready diddle cuisine.🍆😈💜

Holy smoking hot ladies. That's some fancy artwork you got going on. I think we need more details so we can live vicariously through the Viking and his comely wenches.
 
This naughty wife returned home yesterday.
4 nights/5 days of diddles has us planning our next diddlelicious adventure sooner than later.
But until then, us lounging while we waited to be flipped over to feast on another ripe and ready diddle cuisine.🍆😈💜

*gulp*

Beautiful paintwork, ladies. What a weekend. :devil:

Next time you do this, I think you need a monitor to make sure you're all staying properly hydrated. Me, specifically...
 
Seems like this would have been a multiple citation event but I’m not sure where I’d have put them upon issuance.

This naughty wife returned home yesterday.
4 nights/5 days of diddles has us planning our next diddlelicious adventure sooner than later.
But until then, us lounging while we waited to be flipped over to feast on another ripe and ready diddle cuisine.🍆😈💜
 
Seems like this would have been a multiple citation event but I’m not sure where I’d have put them upon issuance.

And just being in the moment with events and the spotineaty of surrendering to impluse and senses happens all to rarely. So caution flys in the wind without ever coming to mind. Which in turn reaps the best of rewards... so I'd say some folks lived large and benifited from so doing. :cool:
 
Good morning, lovelies. :heart:

Gettin back on track today after a total mind bender of a weekend that touched my heart, soul, and clitoris... ;)

So my question isn't fully formed in my mind yet... but has something to do with monogamy....

Do you think monogamy is all it's cracked up to be? If yes, how do you keep it pure, and keep it rockin and rollin? If no, what do you do otherwise?
I accidentally derailed the thread yesterday and forgot to post my response. A day late, dollar short. Oh well.

I feel as you get older, married longer and evolving through life, perceptions change. What you initially thought to be tried and true is a little off skew now- and not in a bad way either. Monogamy, meh.... I don’t know.
I do think to make it work you gotta be solid in your thinking that there’s always a #1 and you gotta be okay with being second in line. Jelly need not apply and no drama for your mamas either.

Life is short and I’m willing to negotiate and navigate through the ups and downs to enjoy it all. I’ll take a hot lil jalapeño pepper sister wife and a seasoned to perfection porterhouse steak pretty please.


Seems like this would have been a multiple citation event but I’m not sure where I’d have put them upon issuance.

I had a spot on the inside of my thighs that had your name all over it. Put it right there.
 
Thursday and we’re off to the races this morning.
aka —>quick hitter. 😊

Pick your fun place - one you won’t get sick of. Would you rather live in a roller coaster park or in a zoo?
 
Thursday and we’re off to the races this morning.
aka —>quick hitter. 😊

Pick your fun place - one you won’t get sick of. Would you rather live in a roller coaster park or in a zoo?

My fun place is a toss up between a Waterpark and the Zoo. Give me a Waterpark with animals and I'd be golden.
 
I think it's largely misunderstood. It's a social, emotional, and financial contract. We as a people don't often understand exactly what it is that we are getting into. From that context, no, it's not what it's generally cracked up to be. But it can be so much better.

Too often do emotions rule where the logic center must take control.

Why should something that potentially affects me for the next 50 years or more be done without a very real and thoughtful contract? Yea, I know, it's all romantical, so what. It's still smart. And what is our great big brain supposed to be used for if not do smart things? One can only try.

Negotiate it, it's a partnership. If you can't get past the negotiations, how do you think the next 50 years will be?

Points maybe to consider: Financial, education, child rearing-if any, chores, sex, drugs and alcohol, health, consequences, renegotiations, politics, legacy, historical records, holidays, and more.

Yea, fuck that. Just whip it out, fuck like rabbits, call it love, and get hitched.

I really like this! (the negotiating idea) I just kind of drifted into marriage as I did most things when I was young. No clue how important it was to have compatible ideas about things like these. Pre-marital sessions at the church were a joke. Set aside the romantic haze for a bit and talk about the tough realities. Be upfront with discussions about sex and what will happen when one party wants it but the other doesn't anymore. (Not IF but WHEN because it's inevitable, at least for some period of time along the way.)
 
Do you think monogamy is all it's cracked up to be? If yes, how do you keep it pure, and keep it rockin and rollin? If no, what do you do otherwise?

For a very long time, I would have given an unequivocal yes to answer this question, but these days I just don't know any more. My first relationship was both the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.

It was the best thing because it gave me some experience and finally the physical and emotional interaction that I had craved for years with a woman. It also shattered my idealism about relationships, which, while brutal and paintful, was a much needed learning experience.

The worst thing because it has probably put me off a monogamous relationship for life. It has made me very wary of commitment of any kind and has made me much more stubborn in terms of just going my own way and doing my own thing. The trouble is that ploughing my own furrow has not helped in many other ways, and sharing space with a housemate has been a blessing during Covid, but her presence is causing problems in other ways. At least I have some time to myself for a month to think about all of this.

Since my first relationship, I've preferred just flirting around here, especially since Covid hit. Whether that reflects well on me or whether it suggests that I'm just a going back to how I was pre-my first relationshiop, which may or may not be a good idea, I don't know.
 
If I got to pick anywhere, I'm going with a cabin in the woods next to a lake.

Well, if we're going outside of the parameters of the question (;) :p) - then I'm going with this answer, as well. Going to the lake cottage is my favorite place in the world.
 
I want a rollercoaster park that I designed and themed myself.
And I want to play in it empty! Or with a few friends.
Kinda like MJs Neverland Ranch but with zero creepy.

The happiest of happy places though would probably be a shack on the beach... 🌊☀️🐠🌴🐚
 
I want a rollercoaster park that I designed and themed myself.
And I want to play in it empty! Or with a few friends.
Kinda like MJs Neverland Ranch but with zero creepy.

The happiest of happy places though would probably be a shack on the beach... 🌊☀️🐠🌴🐚

The beach is a fine place to be to be sure, but living by a lake, a good sized, fast moving and cold creek or a river is pretty darned good to. So I'd go for a nice fisherman's shanty with minimal ammenities, lots of shade, a great view and a nice breeze.
 
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