Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Trekka told me she was at the zoo last week with her girl... never realized it was you. :heart::cattail:

RollerCoaster Park. Amusement Park. I’ll take King’s Island in Ohio.

You're gonna go all the way to Ohio and not pick Cedar Point?
Really? :confused:

Zoos depress me. :(
 
I want a rollercoaster park that I designed and themed myself.
And I want to play in it empty! Or with a few friends.
Kinda like MJs Neverland Ranch but with zero creepy.

The happiest of happy places though would probably be a shack on the beach... 🌊☀️🐠🌴🐚

Zero creepy. LOL

I'll take the beach. :heart:
 
You're gonna go all the way to Ohio and not pick Cedar Point?
Really? :confused:

Zoos depress me. :(

She obviously doesn't know. There is not a better rollercoaster park in the US better than CP. Kings Island is what bars mix their drinks with. CP is the stuff you ask for on the top shelf
 
I do know.

I grew up going to KI with my cousin. Who is no longer with us.
KI is where my childhood lies.

I totally understand the sentimental attachment. I lived less than an hr from CP...so all my cousins would come and stay with us the night before...and the night of...I lived there every summer.
 
Drop me off at a Six Flags please.
And a smoked turkey leg and caramel apple is a must. With nuts!!
Thank you.
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

I’ve been to male and female strip clubs. Male strip clubs are fun, it’s all girls having a few laughs, giggling like fools, and then body shots but you realize the guy has razor burn and stubble on random body parts like buttcheeks and around his belly button. And if you’re like me, that’s when you start lookin at your watch and thinking “I want a real fireman/cop/cowboy.”

Female strip clubs, however... hold on to your wallets. Trekka will drain all your funds and must be carried out bodily. I get a little bit carried away. ;)

But I don’t go often and haven’t been in a while. Some folks go all the time tho- both singles and couples I know. Others seem to dislike the seedy factor- or feel sad for the dancers, kinda like people felt about zoos yesterday!

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves :D
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

I’ve been to male and female strip clubs. Male strip clubs are fun, it’s all girls having a few laughs, giggling like fools, and then body shots but you realize the guy has razor burn and stubble on random body parts like buttcheeks and around his belly button. And if you’re like me, that’s when you start lookin at your watch and thinking “I want a real fireman/cop/cowboy.”

Female strip clubs, however... hold on to your wallets. Trekka will drain all your funds and must be carried out bodily. I get a little bit carried away. ;)

But I don’t go often and haven’t been in a while. Some folks go all the time tho- both singles and couples I know. Others seem to dislike the seedy factor- or feel sad for the dancers, kinda like people felt about zoos yesterday!

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Never been to a strip club. Alone, with friends or as a couple. They are not popular, as far as I know. In fact, I don't remember even seeing one from outside.

I have never been attracted to them. But I would go once, with friends, just for fun. Also, from what I've seen on TV or some videos, I really do appreciate the ability some have with dance pole. Some are amazing dancers. That I really do like.

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

I have, for my ex. :D I have installed a lightening system behind the library. It has different colours and intensity, and you can change them with a remote control.

So, one evening, after dinner, I told him to sit on the sofa with a glass of red wine. I put on the red light, suffused. My walls are painted in Pompeian red so it created a nice perfect ambient. I put on the stereo with some slow blues compilation. I was wearing sexy lingerie (all black, except for the garter which has some small red and white flowers) and black high heels. I started to dance, slowly, and strip, until I was naked and I sat on his lap.

Him: P...you didn't have to do this. I would f*ck you any time, wearing anything or nothing. LOL

*Insert eyeroll* from me. It was meant as a compliment for sure. But I didn't appreciate it that much, in that moment. It was a bit of a mood killer. :rolleyes:
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

*snip*


So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!
*snip* :D

First question and its derivitives.

No, I'm not a fan of them but I'm also not a hater, I haven't been inside of one since the 90's. And no, I've never visited one with a gf/date or so. I'd have no issues with going to one again with a date or gf if they had an interest in doing so but it's not on any bucket list of mine.

Bonus

Yep. Been there done that and have also had the same in return from a partner. It was a turn on because of the intimacy and knowing it would also move on to actual sex later. ;):cool:
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

I’ve been to male and female strip clubs. Male strip clubs are fun, it’s all girls having a few laughs, giggling like fools, and then body shots but you realize the guy has razor burn and stubble on random body parts like buttcheeks and around his belly button. And if you’re like me, that’s when you start lookin at your watch and thinking “I want a real fireman/cop/cowboy.”

Female strip clubs, however... hold on to your wallets. Trekka will drain all your funds and must be carried out bodily. I get a little bit carried away. ;)

But I don’t go often and haven’t been in a while. Some folks go all the time tho- both singles and couples I know. Others seem to dislike the seedy factor- or feel sad for the dancers, kinda like people felt about zoos yesterday!

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves :D

I've been to both. A girlfriend of mine back in the day was kinda seeing a male stripper and would ask me to go on occasion. To be honest I wasn't really into it all that much it was no Magic Mike experience. Ive also been to a female one for an event with a lifestyle group a few times. I had more fun there and the girls were really cool chicks. Ive never been as a couple though I wouldn't oppose to it.

Yes back in the 90s before Channing Tatum made Pony the ultimate strip song I put on a semi sheer white w/ burgundy detail negligee. Put a desktop fan in front of a desk light and turned off the main light. It made a strobe effect. Danced for him and crawled and rubbed all over him (I hope sexily) at the end of the song I ended up riding my "pony" right there in his chair. It was a fun night we both enjoyed.
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves :D

I have been to a strip club as a couple several times (women strippers). Only high-end places with big tipping (I imagine so I can feel that the women were not being taken advantage of).

I always thought it was good, sexy fun -- and would not really be interested in going without my lover. I enjoyed his arousal and the whole sexual milieu. Also was a learning experience for me.

Thus, I have given good lap dances having learned from the pros. Tying his hands to a chair and giving him an excruciatingly hot lap dance is something every woman should do at least once.
 
oh man. head is spinning now with ideas. i've given a lap dance or three before, but i never considered lighting! or a fan for that breezy effect? brilliant.

haha curvy, i was late to the magic mike party (saw it for the first time last year i think) and it's a riot of a movie but, agree, i've never seen a male stripper that looked or acted remotely as hot (or straight) as channing tatum. hell i'll take matthew mcconaghey while we're at it!

i totally agree - female strip clubs are much more erotic

and orchidea, yes! watching them dance? i'm in awe. clearly, they're not running to the gym after work. they've done their cardio!

any ladies here ever think about taking either those strip tease cardio classes or pole dancing classes? i've always been curious!
 
So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Because of my very limited experience, I can't say I'm a fan of strip clubs. I don't hate them or oppose them, but the one I was taken to (by a then-boyfriend) was supposedly a high-end club, and I still found it sleazy. I have to imagine that the seedier ones are even sleazier. I will say that the 'girls' were better-looking than I expected, and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. I will also admit that even though I expected to experience the whole scene with a clinical eye, I was majorly turned on the whole time. Why? Was it the sight of the 'girls' bouncing around naked? Maybe somewhat. I think it was mostly just the overall atmosphere of the place. It was smoke-free, so there was probably a pheromone fog that tipped me in that direction. There was also the unspoken knowledge that I was surrounded by guys with erections.
 
Because of my very limited experience, I can't say I'm a fan of strip clubs. I don't hate them or oppose them, but the one I was taken to (by a then-boyfriend) was supposedly a high-end club, and I still found it sleazy. I have to imagine that the seedier ones are even sleazier. I will say that the 'girls' were better-looking than I expected, and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. I will also admit that even though I expected to experience the whole scene with a clinical eye, I was majorly turned on the whole time. Why? Was it the sight of the 'girls' bouncing around naked? Maybe somewhat. I think it was mostly just the overall atmosphere of the place. It was smoke-free, so there was probably a pheromone fog that tipped me in that direction. There was also the unspoken knowledge that I was surrounded by guys with erections.

*nods*
:D
 
oh man. head is spinning now with ideas. i've given a lap dance or three before, but i never considered lighting! or a fan for that breezy effect? brilliant.

haha curvy, i was late to the magic mike party (saw it for the first time last year i think) and it's a riot of a movie but, agree, i've never seen a male stripper that looked or acted remotely as hot (or straight) as channing tatum. hell i'll take matthew mcconaghey while we're at it!

i totally agree - female strip clubs are much more erotic

and orchidea, yes! watching them dance? i'm in awe. clearly, they're not running to the gym after work. they've done their cardio!

any ladies here ever think about taking either those strip tease cardio classes or pole dancing classes? i've always been curious!

A fan is a great idea. I've used it for photos only. :D

I would've loved to take pole dancing classes, but it's a bit too late now. Sighs! I've danced my whole life and I have taken courses in belly dancing an flamenco. But pole dancing? My back would break trying to do all that chit. :rolleyes: :eek:

I watched some of JLo videos, on her YT channel, taking courses with a professional stripper for the movie she made. It is so difficult. I mean, even she was having a hard time.
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves :D

Sure
Not happening
Not quite but I'd love to do it. Still, not happening.
I've tried but not succeeded
I just think they are fun in small doses. I think it would be really fun as a couple(s).
 
oh man. head is spinning now with ideas. i've given a lap dance or three before, but i never considered lighting! or a fan for that breezy effect? brilliant.

haha curvy, i was late to the magic mike party (saw it for the first time last year i think) and it's a riot of a movie but, agree, i've never seen a male stripper that looked or acted remotely as hot (or straight) as channing tatum. hell i'll take matthew mcconaghey while we're at it!

i totally agree - female strip clubs are much more erotic

and orchidea, yes! watching them dance? i'm in awe. clearly, they're not running to the gym after work. they've done their cardio!

any ladies here ever think about taking either those strip tease cardio classes or pole dancing classes? i've always been curious!

A fan is a great idea. I've used it for photos only. :D

I would've loved to take pole dancing classes, but it's a bit too late now. Sighs! I've danced my whole life and I have taken courses in belly dancing an flamenco. But pole dancing? My back would break trying to do all that chit. :rolleyes: :eek:

I watched some of JLo videos, on her YT channel, taking courses with a professional stripper for the movie she made. It is so difficult. I mean, even she was having a hard time.

Where I used to live they had a pole dancing exercise class. I always wanted to take it. Ive been fascinated with pole dancing for a long time. It takes strength and control of your body. Have you ever watched the pole work competitions? Awesome stuff! Maybe once things are back open I'll give it a whirl just for giggles!
 
Been to both male and female clubs. Solo and with an SO. I’ve had lap dances, watched them have lap dances and even got a bath onstage one year from about 10 totally nude strippers thanks to my very best lesbian friends.

They’re fun although I haven’t been in about 8 years. Women are truly beautiful to watch dance and twice as fun to watch hustle men. I’m not a huge fan of male strippers just because I’m not. Haha. I can’t really give a solid reason why.

I take them for what it’s worth; entertainment.
 
*Insert eyeroll* from me. It was meant as a compliment for sure. But I didn't appreciate it that much, in that moment. It was a bit of a mood killer. :rolleyes:

Oops, I can see why that was definitely a mood killer :D!

I have to say though that I am very intrigued by these red walls that you describe. You paint quite the picture of your place in your post :).

Briefly, on the subject in question, I have no experience of ever going to any sort of stripclub and I don't plan on changing that. Having my own personal striptease to watch in my house sounds much more appealing though, I have to say :devil:.
 
Oops, I can see why that was definitely a mood killer :D!

I have to say though that I am very intrigued by these red walls that you describe. You paint quite the picture of your place in your post :).

Briefly, on the subject in question, I have no experience of ever going to any sort of stripclub and I don't plan on changing that. Having my own personal striptease to watch in my house sounds much more appealing though, I have to say :devil:.

This is it. I have one in the balcony too. :D It's a led strip, basically.
https://imgflip.com/gif/4a1o8t

This is the white one that I use it when I am watching something, or reading, and I don't want the main lights on.

https://imgflip.com/gif/4a1ov0
 
Wow, they're incredibly colourful and really add to much atmosphere to that room. I love the bookcases and the books as well :).
 
Been to only a female strip club. It was fun and quite entertaining to see some of the men get all goo-goo gaga over the women.
I’d go again.

And now I’m thinking something sexy to wear for hubby and this new playlist I have.
Perfection.
 
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