Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Wow, they're incredibly colourful and really add to much atmosphere to that room. I love the bookcases and the books as well :).

Yeah, I do love my library too. :) It's simple work made with wooden oak tree. But the red walls add to it. I normally use the white, red sometimes and blue. The blue color, put on minimum, is really good for the night. I often fall asleep there, on the sofa, with that light on. :D
 
Yeah, I do love my library too. :) It's simple work made with wooden oak tree. But the red walls add to it. I normally use the white, red sometimes and blue. The blue color, put on minimum, is really good for the night. I often fall asleep there, on the sofa, with that light on. :D

I've never been able to sleep anywhere except in a bed, other than on a pull out sofa, which was thus also a bed :D.

I can certainly see how the different colours would add to the atmosphere and the way in which the room can be used. I can also visualise that a striptease around books would be very hot indeed, well, at least for me :D ;).
 
I've never been able to sleep anywhere except in a bed, other than on a pull out sofa, which was thus also a bed :D.

I can certainly see how the different colours would add to the atmosphere and the way in which the room can be used. I can also visualise that a striptease around books would be very hot indeed, well, at least for me :D ;).

I know, right? They might not seem sexy but I do. I took some pictures, a month ago, in front of it. The quality was chit in the end, very grainy. But I manage to save a couple. :D

https://i.imgur.com/PukiyhO.jpg
 
I haven’t been to a strip club as such but I’ve been to a couple of hen parties where there’s been male strippers. Been pulled up by one of said strippers and he danced for me :eek:
Not the most pleasurable experiences to be honest, having some hulking steroid infused guy man handling you in front of your friends who are dying with laughter!! 😂
 
Beautiful as always Orchi ❤️

Thank you, Ms. Sunshine. :kiss:

I love that picture and I see plenty that looks sexy to me ;). There is something about intelligent women, sexy attire, and books :).

Gorgeous! Love this image. My inner bookworm is delighted!

Thank you. :heart: Bookworms of the world united! :D

I've always wanted to take a picture with books on the floor, me naked in the middle.
Too much work for summer though. My lazy ass will wait the fall, when it's cooler. :rolleyes::D
 
I haven’t been to a strip club as such but I’ve been to a couple of hen parties where there’s been male strippers. Been pulled up by one of said strippers and he danced for me :eek:
Not the most pleasurable experiences to be honest, having some hulking steroid infused guy man handling you in front of your friends who are dying with laughter!! 😂

LMAO!

I would pay to see that! :D:D:D
 
Thank you. :heart: Bookworms of the world united! :D

I've always wanted to take a picture with books on the floor, me naked in the middle.
Too much work for summer though. My lazy ass will wait the fall, when it's cooler. :rolleyes::D

I would so love to see that ;). I must remember to remind you to do this when it's cooler.
 
I would so love to see that ;). I must remember to remind you to do this when it's cooler.

I might actually need a reminder. ;):D

Eughhh it was one of the worst nights of my life!!
He was like the hulk but orange 😂

Ahhhaahahaha! I know exactly the type. I saw one in a video when I first came on Lit. Someone was writing a story about strippers and posted some videos.
The guy was orange wearing a thong. Not my thing.
 
oh man. head is spinning now with ideas. i've given a lap dance or three before, but i never considered lighting! or a fan for that breezy effect? brilliant.

haha curvy, i was late to the magic mike party (saw it for the first time last year i think) and it's a riot of a movie but, agree, i've never seen a male stripper that looked or acted remotely as hot (or straight) as channing tatum. hell i'll take matthew mcconaghey while we're at it!

i totally agree - female strip clubs are much more erotic

and orchidea, yes! watching them dance? i'm in awe. clearly, they're not running to the gym after work. they've done their cardio!

any ladies here ever think about taking either those strip tease cardio classes or pole dancing classes? i've always been curious!


My daughter and my sister in law have both taken them. They loved them.

My daughter took it at college, so she'd send me pics of all her bruises while learning. But when I went to visit for Moms Day, I got to see her and her classmates perform. It was amazing!!!
 
My daughter and my sister in law have both taken them. They loved them.

My daughter took it at college, so she'd send me pics of all her bruises while learning. But when I went to visit for Moms Day, I got to see her and her classmates perform. It was amazing!!!
My friend takes classes, she has abs of steel!!
 
Alright, alright... a filthy Friday topic...

Strippers, in general. Strip clubs. Lap dances... :catroar:

I’ve been to male and female strip clubs. Male strip clubs are fun, it’s all girls having a few laughs, giggling like fools, and then body shots but you realize the guy has razor burn and stubble on random body parts like buttcheeks and around his belly button. And if you’re like me, that’s when you start lookin at your watch and thinking “I want a real fireman/cop/cowboy.”

Female strip clubs, however... hold on to your wallets. Trekka will drain all your funds and must be carried out bodily. I get a little bit carried away. ;)

But I don’t go often and haven’t been in a while. Some folks go all the time tho- both singles and couples I know. Others seem to dislike the seedy factor- or feel sad for the dancers, kinda like people felt about zoos yesterday!

So, are you a fan of strippers or strip clubs?
Ever been as a couple? Or is it a bucket list item? Ladies, do you go, or yearn to go, with your menfolk? Gentlemen, ever take a lady friend with you? Do you find strip clubs (or the concept of visiting one) sexier when you go with a lover? Or are they all just sleaze dens for bachelor parties?

Bonus question: ever give a strip tease or lap dance to your partner? Tell us about it!

One of my favorite things about strip clubs is picking up new moves :D

Never to an actual strip club. The thought of what's under the tables scares me. :eek:

I'd rather go to a female strip club.

I've been to several Magic Mike type shows and those were always fun. Being pulled up on stage and spanked in front of my daughter was slightly weird. :eek:

But then I turned it around and paid for her to get a dance. She ended up with the guys phone number lol

I discovered that being the center of attention is nerve wracking .. I get embarrassed easily. Much more easily than I thought I would.

Now give me a Drag show, and I'm in heaven!! :heart: I've been to many of those now.

Even with Curvy ;)
 
Never to an actual strip club. The thought of what's under the tables scares me. :eek:

I'd rather go to a female strip club.

I've been to several Magic Mike type shows and those were always fun. Being pulled up on stage and spanked in front of my daughter was slightly weird. :eek:

But then I turned it around and paid for her to get a dance. She ended up with the guys phone number lol

I discovered that being the center of attention is nerve wracking .. I get embarrassed easily. Much more easily than I thought I would.

Now give me a Drag show, and I'm in heaven!! :heart: I've been to many of those now.

Even with Curvy ;)

We had a blast at that drag show too!
 
I haven’t been to a strip club as such but I’ve been to a couple of hen parties where there’s been male strippers. Been pulled up by one of said strippers and he danced for me :eek:
Not the most pleasurable experiences to be honest, having some hulking steroid infused guy man handling you in front of your friends who are dying with laughter!! 😂

Oh I agree with this!
My friend turned 21 and ordered a stripper for herself. She was so proud. Big girl stuff, she thought.
When he arrives she freaked and made me sit next to her in The Chair. It was so... mortifying!! He was covered in lube and sliding his razor burned body all over me! Lifted up my shirt and slithered all over me and ewwwww and I wanted to die. I looked at my friend and was like “you owe me one, mama.”

Never again! When I got married I made her pinky promise up one wall and down the next that she wouldn’t order strippers. We had a big girl sleepover instead and sang into hairbrushes and danced with cardboard cutouts of Han Solo, Steven Colbert, and Bon Jovi. Muuuch better. 😆

And @Sassy— omg I never thought about what’s under the tables! And you bought your daughter a dance and she got digits?! Ahahaha!!! Epic.
 
Oh I agree with this!
My friend turned 21 and ordered a stripper for herself. She was so proud. Big girl stuff, she thought.
When he arrives she freaked and made me sit next to her in The Chair. It was so... mortifying!! He was covered in lube and sliding his razor burned body all over me! Lifted up my shirt and slithered all over me and ewwwww and I wanted to die. I looked at my friend and was like “you owe me one, mama.”

Never again! When I got married I made her pinky promise up one wall and down the next that she wouldn’t order strippers. We had a big girl sleepover instead and sang into hairbrushes and danced with cardboard cutouts of Han Solo, Steven Colbert, and Bon Jovi. Muuuch better. 😆

Definitely a muuuch better night!! I will never go to another stripper night ha!!
Drag is far better fun too 😜
 
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