Literotica Milestones OR Shut the Fuck Up Already!

Tom Jones is pretty cool.

I saw him come on Letterman a long time ago, he just came out to help Paul with some supermarket music, and pretty much burned the fucking place down.

My mother had the hots for him in '69.

He came up to my neck of the words years later, people were dissapointed because he thought he had to sing a bunch of country songs. All the old bags in their polyester pantsuits and beehive hair-dos got wet with desire.
 
At least you don't have to be Wayne Newton.

And if you had won?..........
 
It sure was.

I sure could think of worse avatars than Tom Jones.

Who was this unimaginitive person you were betting basketball with, and what would've been your punishment had you won?
 
What'd you expect, Robert Redford giving her a messy facial from from the outtakes of The Way We Were?

Yeesh, ungrateful.
 
sexyspank said:
Congratulations on reaching 2146 posts :D

Thank you. Each one well represented, don't you think? LOL!

(BTW Wendy, I have a copy of your avatar that's colorwashed. I was saving it for a special occasion but you seem to have beat me to it. Would you like me to pass it along to you? The color version is worth a switch!)
 
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