Literotica Milestones OR Shut the Fuck Up Already!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

April Fools? Is that some American tradition?

It's French, actually, as in what you can do to my ass.

 

[lilminx]

Funniest fucking thing:

I'm watching "The Simpsons" right now- they show it every evening at 7:00 on FOX. In the opening credits for today's episode, Bart had to write, "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones".

 

[Guest]

I lost my water.

Damn. That was funny, DCL.

 

[Rambling Rose]

In the opening credits for today's episode, Bart had to write, "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones".

LOL! How timely that Matt Groening can be.

 

[Laurel]

Christ almighty. I love Weevil, I love Rose, I Love lavender. Let's all kiss and make the fuck up before I get the paddle out.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Damn. That was funny, DCL.

I'm here for you.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Christ almighty. I love Weevil, I love Rose, I Love lavender. Let's all kiss and make the fuck up before I get the paddle out.

What about Scruffy? You aren't giving him any props. I'm disappointed in you.

Friends in Christ,
Da Bitch

 

[Laurel]

Fuck dat dog. He messed up my lawn.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I was just thinking...

In my first 1000 posts I survived a direct attack by KillerMuffin. Now in my second I have gone a few rounds with the Evil Boll Weevil and a few of his alter egos to boot!

Now that's what I call milestones worthy of celebration here in the hallowed halls of Literotica! Do you think I should start a new thread?

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Nah. Laurel said she was bringing in the paddle!

 

[Scruffy]

Re: I was just thinking...

In my first 1000 posts I survived a direct attack by KillerMuffin. Now in my second I have gone a few rounds with the Evil Boll Weevil and a few of his alter egos to boot!

Wack ass bitch can't even count. Technically this is your third thousand posts.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Ah, but you haven't tangled with me. I have to defend my man Da' Scruffster.

I'm his bow wow bitch.

More politically correct than Rose,
Da Bitch

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: I'm his bow wow bitch.

Stop, thief!

 

[Scruffy]

Ah, but you haven't tangled with me. I have to defend my man Da' Scruffster.

I'm his bow wow bitch.

More politically correct than Rose,
Da Bitch

Bitch, you need to back up off my ass. Your just one of my trick ponies in the dogghouse stable.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Bitch, you need to back up off my ass. Your just one of my trick ponies in the dogghouse stable.

But you're my quarterhorse, baby.

 

[Scruffy]

But you're my quarterhorse, baby.

Wackass trick.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Wackass trick.

You do know how to push this Bitch's buttons. I'm only a trick for you, baby. Stop denying our mad desire.

 

[sexyspank]

How many more of you are planning to announce publicly each new stage of development here on the General Message Board?
For the record, I don't give a crap about your little 'breakthroughs'. I didn't get a party or an ass fucking for mine and I don't plan on giving one for yours either. I would just like an idea of who to put on my mental shit list for future reference.

OK people, all those that are close to getting an avatar, achieving or leaving Guru status, or (my personal favorite for attention getting) close to becoming titled please post here!

Congratulations on reaching 2146 posts





wendy

 

[Cheyenne]

*note to self- don't start thread about post number 11,000 *


And to think I remember the first few people who got to Guru level on the board and what a big deal it was back then... long speeches were made by the new gurus! You people just don't know what you're missing...

 

[riff]

*note to self- don't start thread about post number 11,000 *


And to think I remember the first few people who got to Guru level on the board and what a big deal it was back then... long speeches were made by the new gurus! You people just don't know what you're missing...

You want an assfucking too? LOL

 

[Jabo 69]

Blushing Rose--Post Nazi............

Blushing Rose I agree 100% with Scruffy...You are a post Nazi and you don't deserve a place on the democratic and FREE Literotica forum..Mind your own boring posts and leave everyone else alone..You don't own the damn place..............

 

[lavender]

Re: Blushing Rose--Post Nazi............

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: Blushing Rose--Post Nazi............

Blushing Rose I agree 100% with Scruffy...You are a post Nazi and you don't deserve a place on the democratic and FREE Literotica forum..Mind your own boring posts and leave everyone else alone..You don't own the damn place..............

I don't agree with Blushing Rose on this issue, but I think it is unconscionable to attack her in such a vitriolic manner for expressing her opinion.
And I would add that the use of the term "Nazi" to describe someone in such an inconsequential argument is a slap in the face to those who suffered from the Nazi's oppression, and is demeaning to the memory of their victims.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Blushing Rose--Post Nazi............

Blushing Rose I agree 100% with Scruffy...You are a post Nazi and you don't deserve a place on the democratic and FREE Literotica forum..Mind your own boring posts and leave everyone else alone..You don't own the damn place..............

Jabo I agree 100% with Blushing Rose. Scruffy is a THC-saturated moron, and that's the tee to tha are to tha you to tha tee iz-aitch, and he should pipe down. All you bozos that get all wet in the crotchal region about your post toal should shut the fuck up and go have some bad cybersex on one of the never-ending threads. Shi-zit.

We do own this place! We do, we do! Und vee vill run it vit rutless efizienzy!

Sieg Heil!

 

[Purple Haze]

Sieg Heil!

 

[lavender]