Literotica Milestones OR Shut the Fuck Up Already!

lavender said:
BR -

Weevil's not slamming me. We're kinda buds on the board. You just have to get used to him. He really means no harm about anything he's said. He just continually enjoys being antagonistic. You get used to it and either learn to laugh, roll your eyes, and say .."Oh no, Weevil's up to it again." Or, you dislike him, as many do.


Many do, eh? Then how come I'm Prom King?
 
lavender said:
It's the irresistable charm and continual sweet talking.

You see, you see? I knew there was a reason they called me Supafly in high school.
 
CelestialBody said:
He's making it up, the only attention he got was in the mirror. That was SUPERSTAR not superfly.

Nope it was supafly. It was on the lapel of my Varsity basketball jacket.
 
OMG!!! NOw this is what I call a long thread lol!!! I think its great to get atention where ever you can for me I can hardly get hubbies attention unless he wants another beer!!!!!LOL!!

GO TO TOWN!!!!!

qweenie
 
"Lighten up, toots"???

I lurked here for a long time before I registered and if I remember correctly you went on hiatus from lit on a bet with your wife to be, right? I remember you, Sir Boll Weevil. I just never thought you and I would go head to head.

For the record, I came to the board this afternoon for a little fun catching up, and ended up cross at all the fluff I had to wade through to be entertained for the umpteenth day in a row. I posted my first rant. My first. I don't make a point of complaining other than the random caustic comment here and there. I don't know how you formed an opinion of me that is so fucking negative. If everyone is right about you just enjoying stirring the shit, then great. I'll ignore you in the manner that you deserve for that, but the truth is I hate to do that. I think you're clever and often funny.

I would prefer to agree to disagree and move on but I can't do that if you won't stop biting at me. You bite and I bite back. Hard. I don't 'lighten up, toots' until I'm god-damned good and ready. I'm not a fluffy huggy girly-girl. I don't giggle and play dumb or run away when things get heated.

I speak my mind. I say what I mean and mean what I say. You obviously do not. I have already wasted too much of my energy on you. I'll see you when you come back under a new identity to defend the nameless masses. It's all just shits and giggles anyway. Right? Right?

I thought so.
 
Jeez, you see this is what happens when people don't follow my advice. I said "lighten up"

Jeez.
 
American tradition? Hell no, I was just calling you a fool in a sneaky way. Isn't that obvious? Aw Jeez, you're another Canuck. That explains everything!
 
Blushing Rose said:
American tradition? Hell no, I was just calling you a fool in a sneaky way. Isn't that obvious? Aw Jeez, you're another Canuck. That explains everything!

Hmm, I should have known something was up when you called me clever and funny.
 
At this point, you think I'm worried about being offensive? You are funny!

Gyp·sy also Gip·sy Pronunciation Key (jps)
n. pl. Gyp·sies
1) A member of a people that arrived in Europe in migrations from northern India around the 14th century, now also living in North America and Australia. Many Gypsy groups have preserved elements of their traditional culture, including an itinerant existence and the Romany language.
2) gypsy One inclined to a nomadic, unconventional way of life.
3) A person who moves from place to place as required for employment, especially:
A part-time or temporary member of a college faculty.
A member of the chorus line in a theater production.


Two out of three works for me!
 
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hey, just don't be surprised when I have "Darkie" as my title.
 
lavender said:
Weevil, you are being quite ridiculous.

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you but I was educated on this very matter only a couple days ago.
 
Re-educate yourself then and read the definition I posted for you, Weevil. I certainly wouldn't want you to think I was anything less than politically correct.
 
You chicks need to lay off the Weevil. He's just chillin', talkin smack. Say it with me now, it's Allllllllllllllllll-right. Yeah.

Johnny Cool. Your one stop cool shopping extravaganza.
 
I know this is not supposed to be a warm and fuzzy thread. But, I just have to admit my desire to be in the middle of a Rose and Lavy sammich. :eek: ;)
 
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