Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her ass looked so good in those jeans
Her hands gripped so many big peens
But her mouth was a virgin
She told the surgeon

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Her ass looked so good in those jeans
Her hands gripped so many big peens
But her mouth was a virgin
She told the surgeon
Spray my boobs and I cleans

 

[Cymru9696]

When push comes to shove, this is true:

 

[AlexBailey]

When push comes to shove, this is true:
Your body will know what to do

 

[Cymru9696]

When push comes to shove, this is true:
Your body will know what to do
Whether boy or girl

 

[AlexBailey]

When push comes to shove, this is true:
Your body will know what to do
Whether boy or girl
When all your toes curl

 

[Cymru9696]

When push comes to shove, this is true:
Your body will know what to do
Whether boy or girl
When all your toes curl
You have found the right one to screw

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was hoping for a nooner

 

[badjanus]

She was hoping for a nooner
If her curls are controlled any sooner

 

[Tedfkats]

She was hoping for a nooner
If her curls are controlled any sooner
He answered his phone

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was hoping for a nooner
If her curls are controlled any sooner
He answered his phone
And then hurried home

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

She was hoping for a nooner
If her curls are controlled any sooner
He answered his phone
And then hurried home
Sadly to find he was a gooner.

 

[Tedfkats]

Her look was colder than ice

 

[Trubbycat]

Her look was colder than ice
Because he had given her lice

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her look was colder than ice
Because he had given her lice
All throughout her head

 

[Trubbycat]

Her look was colder than ice
Because he had given her lice
All throughout her head
She scratched ’til she bled

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Her Look was colder than ice
Because he had given her lice
All throughout her head
She scratched 'til she bled
And finally fell into bed

 

[Trubbycat]

Her dildo was twelve inches long

 

[Cymru9696]

Her dildo was twelve inches long
Which spoiled her for any real dong

 

[Trubbycat]

Her dildo was twelve inches long
Which spoiled her for any real dong
She’d cram it all in

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Her dildo was twelve inches long
Which spoiled her for any real dong
She’d cram it all in
And give you a grin

 

[Cymru9696]

Her dildo was twelve inches long
Which spoiled her for any real dong
She’d cram it all in
And give you a grin
If you think she’s happy, you’re wrong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He liked to see tits big or small

 

[Cymru9696]

He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all
He's turned on by brains