Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Tedfkats]

The boy found his mom's toys in her desk
One dildo he thought was grotesque
It looked like a dick
It had a strong kick
It kicked her right out of Burlesque

 

[Tedfkats]

The boy found his mom's toys in her desk
One dildo he thought was grotesque
It looked like a dick
It had a strong kick
A gift from her dancing days in burlesque.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was a boy who broke the rules

 

[Tedfkats]

There was a boy who broke the rules
He did not have all of his tools

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was a boy who broke the rules
He did not have all of his tools
He couldnt find porn

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a boy who broke the rules
He did not have all of his tools
He couldnt find porn
So his pants were all torn

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a boy who broke the rules
He did not have all of his tools
He couldnt find porn
So his pants were all torn
From both sides of his mouth he drools

 

[barefootgirl69]

She liked to flirt with all the boys

 

[Tedfkats]

She liked to flirt with all the boys
With a sweet and flirty little noise

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She liked to flirt with all the boys
With a sweet and flirty little noise
Her butt on display

 

[Cymru9696]

She liked to flirt with all the boys
With a sweet and flirty little noise
Her butt on display
A roll in the hay?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She liked to flirt with all the boys
With a sweet and flirty little noise
Her butt on display
A roll in the hay?
Too bad shes just one of your toys

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d love to go down on your bits

 

[Cymru9696]

I’d love to go down on your bits
We talkin’ ‘bout phallus or clits?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’d love to go down on your bits
We talkin’ ‘bout phallus or clits?
One puss and one dick

 

[gga]

I’d love to go down on your bits
We talkin’ ‘bout phallus or clits?
One puss and one dick
I'm sure we will click

 

[Cymru9696]

I’d love to go down on your bits
We talkin’ ‘bout phallus or clits?
One puss and one dick
I'm sure we will click
Stick it in and see how it fits

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They came from a land down under

 

[SnowboardPeople]

They came from a land down under
Looking for someone to plunder

 

[gga]

They came from a land down under
Looking for someone to plunder
They were quite surprised

 

[AlexBailey]

They came from a land down under
Looking for someone to plunder
They were quite surprised
By the strength of her thighs

 

[bill4672a]

They came from a land down under
Looking for someone to plunder
They were quite surprised
By the strength of her thighs
It seemed they had made quite a blunder

 

[Tedfkats]

The boy on the farm was so strong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The boy on the farm was so strong
With women, he could do no wrong

 

[Tedfkats]

The boy on the farm was so strong
With women, he could do no wrong
A roll in the hay