Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[AlexBailey]

The man started feeling his age
For a cure he tried burning sage
He lit up a stick
His chakras were lit

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The man started feeling his age
For a cure he tried burning sage
He lit up a stick
His chakras were lit
His cock took the youth from a page

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a young lad from Woodstock

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a young lad from Woodstock
Who showed off his goods on TikTok

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was a young lad from Woodstock
Who showed off his goods on TikTok
When he came it bent
Time so that he went

 

[Cymru9696]

There was a young lad from Woodstock
Who showed off his goods on TikTok
When he came it bent
Time so that he went
Going and coming much like Spock

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When she lifted her skirt, he saw

 

[Tedfkats]

When she lifted her skirt, he saw
The most amazing mound, he thought
A thin little strip

 

[Cymru9696]

When she lifted her skirt, he saw
The most amazing mound, quite raw
A thin little strip
Atop a vice grip

edited for limerick pattern flow

 

[AlexBailey]

When she lifted her skirt, he saw
The most amazing mound, quite raw
A thin little strip
Atop a vice grip
Too bad she’s his mother-in-law

 

[Tedfkats]

Everything comes with a price

 

[Cymru9696]

Everything comes with a price
So share your toys and play nice

 

[AlexBailey]

Everything comes with a price
So share your toys and play nice
So make sure they’re clean

 

[Firecracker]

Everything comes with a price
So share your toys and play nice
So make sure they’re clean
If they end up between

 

[Cymru9696]

Everything comes with a price
So share your toys and play nice
So make sure they’re clean
If they end up between
Your spread thighs, to be concise

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lovebites, bruises, and a great big smile

 

[Tedfkats]

Lovebites, bruises, and a great big smile
Her nipples hard against the tile

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lovebites, bruises, and a great big smile
Her nipples hard against the tile
His hands grip her hair

 

[Tedfkats]

Lovebites, bruises, and a great big smile
Her nipples hard against the tile
His hands grip her hair
Skirt off, with a tear

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lovebites, bruises, and a great big smile
Her nipples hard against the tile
His hands grip her hair
Skirt off, with a tear
That's how they met new roommate Kyle

 

[Cymru9696]

The pressure of her thighs was firm

 

[barefootgirl69]

The pressure of her thighs was firm
Her innocence I would confirm

 

[Cymru9696]

The pressure of her thighs was firm
Her innocence I would confirm
Between you and me

 

[barefootgirl69]

The pressure of her thighs was firm
Her innocence I would confirm
Between you and me
She'll give it freely

 

[Cymru9696]

The pressure of her thighs was firm
Her innocence I would confirm
Between you and me
She'll give it freely
As undergrads do in last term