Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Tedfkats]

He woke with an iron-hard dick
Purple veins popping and quite thick
She wondered aloud
If she would get plowed
She'd always been that kind of chick.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They glowed in the best light

 

[Callmetim]

They glowed in the best light
Appearing to almost take flight

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They glowed in the best light
Appearing to almost take flight
A caress and a glance

 

[Cymru9696]

They glowed in the best light
Appearing to almost take flight
A caress and a glance
A soft kiss perchance

 

[Tedfkats]

They glowed in the best light
Appearing to almost take flight
A caress and a glance
A soft kiss perchance
'twas one in a million, that night.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"New toys!" She exclaimed with delight

 

[Cymru9696]

"New toys!" She exclaimed with delight
Seven in all, one for each night

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

"New toys!" She exclaimed with delight
Seven in all, one for each night
And for each dwarf

 

[barefootgirl69]

Limericks form

• 5 lines
• rhyme scheme: AABBA
• usual syllable count: 88558


"New toys!" She exclaimed with delight
Seven in all, one for each night
And for each dwarf
Wetter than an orfe

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Limericks form

• 5 lines
• rhyme scheme: AABBA
• usual syllable count: 88558


"New toys!" She exclaimed with delight
Seven in all, one for each night
And for each dwarf
Wetter than an orfe

My bad! Shouldve looked it up before participating.
Thank you!

 

[Tedfkats]

Limericks form

• 5 lines
• rhyme scheme: AABBA
• usual syllable count: 88558

Sorry teach. I had no idea.

 

[Tedfkats]

The new teacher yelled at the class (8)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The new teacher yelled at the class
You'll get detention for your sass

 

[Tedfkats]

The new teacher yelled at the class
You'll get detention for your sass
She pulled out a whip

 

[Cymru9696]

The new teacher yelled at the class
You'll get detention for your sass
She pulled out a whip
One hand on her hip

 

[Tedfkats]

The new teacher yelled at the class
You'll get detention for your sass
She pulled out a whip
One hand on her hip
And started to whip her own ass.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a lass from New Bern

 

[Tedfkats]

There once was a lass from New Bern
To give head, she wanted to learn

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a lass from New Bern
To give head, she wanted to learn
She tied back her hair

 

[Tedfkats]

There once was a lass from New Bern
To give head, she wanted to learn
She tied back her hair
And sat in a chair

 

[Cymru9696]

There once was a lass from New Bern
To give head, she wanted to learn
She tied back her hair
And sat in a chair
Then each male roommate got a turn

 

[Tedfkats]

The man started feeling his age

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The man started feeling his age
For a cure he tried burning sage

 

[Tedfkats]

The man started feeling his age
For a cure he tried burning sage
He lit up a stick