Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[badjanus]

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He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all
He's turned on by brains
And talk of capital gains

 

[Cymru9696]

He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all
He's turned on by brains
And lovely neck veins

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all
He's turned on by brains
And lovely neck veins
But nipples are his true down fall

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He liked to see tits big or small
This much is true, but that’s not all
He's turned on by brains
And talk of capital gains
Tranny Powell was his down fall

 

[Trubbycat]

She told him to cum on her tits

 

[steelyblue73]

She told him to cum on her tits
But it came out lumpy like grits

 

[Trubbycat]

She told him to cum on her tits
But it came out lumpy like grits
“I don’t want to gripe”

 

[Tedfkats]

She told him to cum on her tits
But it came out lumpy like grits
“I don’t want to gripe”
"By the looks of that pipe"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She told him to cum on her tits
But it came out lumpy like grits
“I don’t want to gripe”
"By the looks of that pipe"
"You have a kink clogging your bits."

 

[Trubbycat]

When he put it in her ass

 

[munch2much]

When he put it in her ass
There was an eruption of gas

 

[Trubbycat]

When he put it in her ass
There was an eruption of gas
She said with a grunt

 

[Tedfkats]

When he put it in her ass
There was an eruption of gas
She said with a grunt
If you'd tried my cunt

 

[Lmizzler]

When he put it in her ass
There was an eruption of gas
She said with a grunt
I’d you’d tried in my cunt
I wouldn’t have been so crass.

 

[AlexBailey]

Her body was luscious and lean

 

[Trubbycat]

Her body was luscious and lean
But her manner was so very mean

 

[AlexBailey]

Her body was luscious and lean
But her manner was so very mean
Though I was her sub

 

[Trubbycat]

Her body was luscious and lean
But her manner was so very mean
Though I was her sub
She would sulk in the tub

 

[AlexBailey]

Her body was luscious and lean
But her manner was so very mean
Though I was her sub
She would sulk in the tub
While I was strapped into her fucking machine

 

[Jasmine12345]

I wonder why he labeled himself as a sub

 

[Tedfkats]

I wonder why he labeled himself as a sub
His closest friends called him a cub

 

[Cymru9696]

I wonder why he labeled himself as a sub
His closest friends called him a cub
But little they knew

 

[Tedfkats]

I wonder why he labeled himself as a sub
His closest friends called him a cub
But little they knew
How many he blew

 

[Jasmine12345]

I wonder why he labeled himself as a sub
His closest friends called him a cub
But little they knew
How many he blew
Are you telling me the truth? we'd better wait for him to come through

 

[Cymru9696]

Why he labeled himself a sub
His closest friends called him a cub
But little they knew
How many he blew
Right there in the loo of the pub

edited to fit the 8858 syllable form