Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Tedfkats]

The massage he booked was a scam

 

[AlexBailey]

The massage he booked was a scam
An old lady with only one hand

 

[Tedfkats]

The massage he booked was a scam
An old lady with only one hand
When he flipped over

 

[Cymru9696]

The massage he booked was a scam
An old lady with only one hand
When he flipped over
There’s her dog, Grover

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The massage he booked was a scam
An old lady with only one hand
When he flipped over
There’s her dog, Grover
Go on, he didnt give a damn

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was a virgin when they wed

 

[Cymru9696]

She was a virgin when they wed
At least that’s what the townsfolk said

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She was a virgin when they wed
At least that’s what the townsfolk said
In actual fact

 

[OtherMan]

She was a virgin when they wed
At least that’s what the townsfolk said
In actual fact
the men were stacked

 

[Cymru9696]

She was a virgin when they wed
At least that’s what the townsfolk said
In actual fact
And this has been backed

 

[Trubbycat]

She was a virgin when they wed
At least that’s what the townsfolk said
In actual fact
And this has been backed
She’d given more than half the town head

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a hot girl named Sally

 

[munch2much]

There was a hot girl named Sally
Who gave blow jobs in the local back alley

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a hot girl named Sally
Who gave blow jobs in the local back alley
She gulped with the best

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was a hot girl named Sally
Who gave blow jobs in the local back alley
She gulped with the best
Without any rest

 

[Trubbycat]

There was a hot girl named Sally
Who gave blow jobs in the local back alley
She gulped with the best
Without any rest
Which really did up her tally.

 

[Cymru9696]

The nurse told him, “You’ll feel a prick.”

 

[Tedfkats]

The nurse told him, “You’ll feel a prick.”
As she slowly pulled out his dick

 

[munch2much]

The nurse told him, “You’ll feel a prick.”
As she slowly pulled out his dick
He widened his eyes

 

[Cymru9696]

The nurse told him, “You’ll feel a prick.”
As she slowly pulled out his dick
He widened his eyes
Will she circumcise?!

 

[munch2much]

The nurse told him, “You’ll feel a prick.”
As she slowly pulled out his dick
He widened his eyes
Will she circumcise?!
“Hmm that’s too risky as it’s not terribly thick!”

 

[AlexBailey]

He looked in the mirror and frowned

 

[Tedfkats]

He looked in the mirror and frowned
His ass, he showed her, had browned

 

[Trubbycat]

He looked in the mirror and frowned
His ass, he showed her, had browned
She went for the bleach

 

[AlexBailey]

He looked in the mirror and frowned
His ass, he showed her, had browned
She went for the bleach
And polished his peach