Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Tedfkats]

She decided to take a hot bath

 

[Cymru9696]

She decided to take a hot bath
While reading some Sylvia Plath

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She decided to take a hot bath
While reading some Sylvia Plath
It got her depressed

 

[Cymru9696]

She decided to take a hot bath
While reading some Sylvia Plath
It got her depressed
The oven her quest

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She decided to take a hot bath
While reading some Sylvia Plath
It got her depressed
The oven her quest
A yummy pie ended her path

 

[AlexBailey]

Nine gentlemen waited in line

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nine gentlemen waited in line
With only five women to dine

 

[barefootgirl69]

Nine gentlemen waited in line
With only five women to dine
The night will be fun

 

[AlexBailey]

Nine gentlemen waited in line
With only five women to dine
The night will be fun
Said the priests to the nuns

 

[Cymru9696]

Nine gentlemen waited in line
With only five women to dine
The night will be fun
Said the priests to the nuns
Right there in St. John The Divine

 

[munch2much]

Nine gentlemen waited in line
With only five women to dine
The night will be fun
Said the priests to the nuns
Sloppy seconds he said are just fine

 

[AlexBailey]

She woke up inspired and wet

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She woke up inspired and wet
From a dream she couldnt forget

 

[Cymru9696]

She woke up inspired and wet
From a dream she couldn't forget
The gleam in her eye

 

[Firecracker]

She woke up inspired and wet
From a dream she couldn't forget
The gleam in her eye
Was hard to deny

 

[Cymru9696]

She woke up inspired and wet
From a dream she couldn't forget
The gleam in her eye
Was hard to deny
All from a man she’d never met

 

[Tedfkats]

The lady got caught in the rain

 

[Firecracker]

The lady got caught in the rain,
While in a white t-shirt again.

 

[Cymru9696]

The lady got caught in the rain,
While in a white t-shirt again.
With headlights on stun

 

[Trubbycat]

The lady got caught in the rain,
While in a white t-shirt again.
With headlights on stun
She started to run

 

[barefootgirl69]

The lady got caught in the rain,
While in a white t-shirt again.
With headlights on stun
She started to run
Her naked bum showing quite plain!

 

[Firecracker]

Her iPhone just started to ring,

 

[Cymru9696]

Her iPhone just started to ring
As she took off her wedding bling

 

[AlexBailey]

Her iPhone just started to ring
As she took off her wedding ring
Her lover erect
And ready to wreck

 

[Cymru9696]

Her iPhone just started to ring
As she took off her wedding bling
Her lover erect
And ready to wreck
Her vows were not really a thing