Limericks at 10 Paces

cookiejar said:
For maximum enjoyment the buttocks should be bared.....:devil:


BTW...that av and you can't take care of ABM??:eek:

No silly.....I meant the limmericks......geez.....I know how to make someones bottom change color !!
 
Cookie makes so much fun of me
Why can't she just see
All I want is her love
She's an angel from above
Yet she treats me like shit, pity me!

:(
 
barn888 said:
Cookie makes so much fun of me
Why can't she just see
All I want is her love
She's an angel from above
Yet she treats me like shit, pity me!

:(

Awwww......barn......poor baby !! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
barn888 said:
Cookie makes so much fun of me
Why can't she just see
All I want is her love
She's an angel from above
Yet she treats me like shit, pity me!

:(



Sheesh....I feel awful....sorry barn:(
 
***** sending Barn a box of choclates *****

{{{{{{{{{{{ Barn }}}}}}}}}}}}}

I love ya....even if she doesn't !!:kiss: :kiss:
 
Cookie peeked through the door
Bear had WP on the floor
she was moaning
he was groaning
That Bear really knows how to score!!



:p :p
 
Cookie likes to keep the men hopping
while all their zippers are popping
she's a bumping
they're a humping
until her basket is a sopping
 
So Silky just comes here to laugh?
But flashes her thigh and her calf,
She's so welcome in Lit.,
She don't give a shit
When fucking Lit's maintenance staff
 
Whispered tells us in public that Bear is a brute
When he buries his cock so deep in her chute,
But she loves it she confides
His in and his out slides
"I can't live without his bamboo shoot."
 
Middlestump says he cums here to write
What he really is looking for is someone to bite
The pain is what gets him going
Juices really flowing
Boy oh boy what a sight !
 
Bear, he promises the girls he will please
All the while he is on his knees
He teases and flirts
Underneath their skirts
They squirm and writhe while between their thighes his head they squeeze
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Bear, he promises the girls he will please
All the while he is on his knees
He teases and flirts
Underneath their skirts
They squirm and writhe while between their thighes his head they squeeze


now whispered promises has become addicted
with writing limericks she afflected
the words just seem to flow
and as we know
no ones safe from her afflection
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Middlestump says he cums here to write
What he really is looking for is someone to bite
The pain is what gets him going
Juices really flowing
Boy oh boy what a sight !



middle stump says he cums when he writes
no wonder his papers a site
with every ink smear
he get a tear
and has to begin his rewrites
 
Barn, he is left tied to the tree
Struggling to be set free
Cookie and I are giggling
as we stand before him wiggling
Before we turn and flee....
 
now bear takes whispered promises in his arms
looks her in the eyes and gives his charms
she in total bliss
when he gives her a kiss
and she just melts in his strong arms
 
Now spiderlady is a real little chit
Always poking fun at people in Lit
She loves to flap her lips
While throwing around her quips
Too bad Cookie just stole her tit
 
cookie and WP are something a team
they really love to make you scream
rather tied to a tree
or on your knee
they can make you cream
 
Now Bear he really melts
When I snuggle with him before the fire on the pelts
A soft touch of my lips
And thrusting up cums his hips
Into my arms again he melts
 
NOW THE LIMERICKS COOKIE WRITES ARE MENT TO TICKLE
SOMETIME THEY PUT PEOPLE IN A PICKLE
BUT YOU SHOULD JUST LAUGH
ALL ALL HER DAFFS
AND NOT BE SO FLICKLE
 
cookie was kneling before slick
unzipped his pants as a trick
but to her surpise
out popped a prize
and she just smile at slicks dick
 
silky asked barn he he was able
he said let nme clear the table
set her on top and she begin to pop
as he licked her sable
 
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