Whispered_Promises
Never Satisfied....
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Well.....aren't ya glad yu have a friend like me who notices these things ?? OL
Limericks at 10 Paces
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Slick
Guru
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Considering you're the one I last had sex with.....cookiejar said:Slick an accomplished ventriloquist
was looking for sex with a twist
but sex with a dummy
turned out really crumby
So it's back to the old clenched fist!!
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middlestump1
Really Experienced
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Silky, ATTENTION, get your ass in here!
That is an order that's so very clear.
Here's a big guy in a uniform,
Who's kicking up a right old storm
He claims he needs a cervical smear.
That is an order that's so very clear.
Here's a big guy in a uniform,
Who's kicking up a right old storm
He claims he needs a cervical smear.
middlestump1
Really Experienced
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Silky, not all men are cheats,
We don't all sit in the cheap seats,
So if you want to talk,
Then from me, don't balk,
Just snuggle up under these sheets.
We don't all sit in the cheap seats,
So if you want to talk,
Then from me, don't balk,
Just snuggle up under these sheets.
middlestump1
Really Experienced
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How many of these must I write
To convince you not to take flight?
We can't make amends,
But we sure are your friends,
So come here and cuddle up tight.
To convince you not to take flight?
We can't make amends,
But we sure are your friends,
So come here and cuddle up tight.
middlestump1
Really Experienced
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Here's my attempt number four,
Of that you sure can be sure,
Dear Silky, please stay,
You brighten our day,
Or am I becoming a bore?
Of that you sure can be sure,
Dear Silky, please stay,
You brighten our day,
Or am I becoming a bore?
Whispered_Promises
Never Satisfied....
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WP sits here in a quandry
Should she post or do laundry
To flirt or have clean clothes
This she knows
Stinky clothes and the boys of Lit will never cross her boundary
Should she post or do laundry
To flirt or have clean clothes
This she knows
Stinky clothes and the boys of Lit will never cross her boundary
middlestump1
Really Experienced
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Worry no more WP,
MS is here to help thee (jeez, an archaic rhyme)
Whites on that chair,
Coloureds over there,
It'll soon all be out quite dirt-free
MS is here to help thee (jeez, an archaic rhyme)
Whites on that chair,
Coloureds over there,
It'll soon all be out quite dirt-free
