Limericks at 10 Paces

barn that goofy man loved to pump
when she and him did the bump
but when he try to get inside her
he stood beside her
and asked wheres the rump ?
 
good4you a great bar tender
showed how to get the money he rendered
it was not the mixology
but the sexolgy
when he was standing behind her
 
abm that man so romantic
thought he had a cock gigantic
but then she tookit out
it was looked like a trout
and she ran away frantic
 
cookie that lady of class
and sometimes full of sass
had all the men standing around
whistling and making sounds
as she stood on the ladder showing her ass
 
spider lady did have a question
about the young mans intention
he pulled out a book
told her to take a look
boy that sure got her attention
 
silky that lady so fine
like to have a glass of wine
when she relax
and played with jax
and screamed the balls are all mine
 
wp loved relaxing looking at the moon
then looking at the lake and the loon
snuggle in a balnket so warm
the bear tried to swarm
bend down on his knee to swoon
 
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good4u2 said:
My Cherie...Miss Cookie let me explain
my intentions are really quite plain
my French I should work on
and with this big hard on
my desire, it drives me insane

So, please part those lovely smooth thighs
admired so much by the guys
let my tongue do the talking
and my fingers start walking
until the room echoes your cries

And then when the passion's receding
and you, for nourishment, needing
I give you myself
to help with your health
to fulfill your innermost pleading




AWESOME!!!.....:D
 
have to get this thread off of page four
we dont want limericks to hit the floor
i love to write them
some are even a gem
so for now im out the door
 
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spiderlady said u have nothing to fear
so just lay down be a dear
she tied me to the bed
my hands above my head
she pulled out the whips all i could do was stare
 
now silky sitting there watching and giggling
as i lay there and wiggling
i have ready the hot wax
for when spiderlday relaxes
then both broke out giggling
 
now ABM watch with intent
as the ladies experment
see the gleam in their eyes
then they pull out the surpise
and give u a wax and a permament
 
barn has fun while at play
in the kitchen he'll stay
momma show him a trick
he can with his dick
when she makes him one of clay
 
middle stump on his birthday
thought with all the ladies he would lay
they tied him to the bed
took turnd whacking his ass red
now he'll walk gingerly the next day
 
cookie the leader of the pack
took the first whack
its going to hurt you more then me
just u watch and see
as she pulled down his slacks
 
WP with the cutest little smile
thought she give his ass a rest for a while
pulled out the plaster
and spread it on his keyster
whwn she hung it on the wall u could see it for a mile
 
now silky wanted her turn
said the hot wax wont burn
gave him a big scare
when she pulled out all his hair
some day he might just learn
 
spider lady she was last
said we're going to have a blast
sat on his back
gave his ass 53 cracks
then gave him one more before he crashed
 
barn laughing with delight
said whens my turn tonight
when they turned with the desire
he knew his plight was dire
and screamed out in fright
 
slick took cookie to the garden for a walk
asked for everyones pardon he needed to talk
when they were all alone
all the his passion shown
cookie came backwith wobble in her walk
 
now vinde like the bears hugs and kiss
its something she hates to miss
she goes to the bears den and relies
on all the bears replies
then she smiles in a heavenly bliss
 
reohoko the sexy little elf
like to play on the top shelf
them men look at her ass
her chest is top class
she jusy a playful liltte elf
 
Bear darlin - your awesome...what more can i say...Huggss and love ya hun...and the limericks too:)
 
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