Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

middlestump doing WP's clothes
Taking a peek at her hose
he helps her sort
being a sport
Hoping the fine lady does blow!!

 

[biggbear8]

stump that handy man
tried to help with a plan
sort the clothes in little piles
as he looks at ur daireraire with a smile
and he'll help u if he can

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Now Miss Cookie is a sneak
She really loves to peek
Looking for new and different positions
Hoping Slick will help her with the transitions
Day and night, all throughout the week

 

[biggbear8]

spider lady and bear down by the lake
where she tied him to a stake
with his peter she did play
so see how hard it would stay
and alot of pictures she did take



hugs hon smiles

 

[biggbear8]

not a limerick just something i just wrote hope u dont mind cookie

hugs and kisses


Which way do I turn I'm so confused
Do I go forward, or backward
Up or down
I feel like im being turned inside out
Why must life continue this way
Is there peaceful place amoung
All this chaos
A harbor, from this raging storm
I see a calming of nearby seas
But only turmoil surrounding me
Peace and rest, Await at the end
The end
Of what?

 

[biggbear8]

cookies always looking fornew ways to delight
slick through out the cold night
she lit the fire
and a baby sitter she did hire
all alone with slick the desries just right

 

[biggbear8]

beware of spiderlady's kiss
it well send you in total bliss
but after she beds ya
she spins her web round ya
and you become food for the miss

 

[barn888]

Whispered_Promises and Temptress wanted me bad
Both remembering the great times we've had
Whispered rode me hard
Temptress had me in the front yard
Thr three of us drove each other mad

 

[cookiejar]

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Barn a randy young sailor
Had hot wild sex in a trailer
he was puffing & panting
the lady was ranting
When he stopped to puff his inhaler!!

 

[cookiejar]

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Oh a lovely lady named spider
Took a bath with her vibe inside 'er
the water did quiver
the lady did shiver
Now she's lookin for someone to ride 'er!!

 

[cookiejar]

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On the Leaning Tower of Pisa
WP a sweet Mona Lisa
sucked on a guy
he moaned my oh my
And promptly paid with his visa!!

 

[cookiejar]

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Rosy in her new Murphy Bed
Was giving her new guy some head
it sure wasn't tame
when up the bed came
They finished upside down instead!!

 

[cookiejar]

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ABM was hotter than Hades
Was lining up one of Lit's ladies
this little goober
just wanted to lube 'er
And make her cum in her Mercedes!!

 

[cookiejar]

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Bear with the goofy buck teeth
Was laying in a backwoods heath
with a lady so fine
she went out of her mind
When his instrument he did unsheath!!

 

[cookiejar]

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MS a man really weird
Long hair & a flowing beard
as cookie did shave
this naughty knave
Opened her bra and leered!!

 

[cookiejar]

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Slick a hairy young hippie
Was sucking on Cookie's nippy
his hair tickled her nose
as he took off her clothes
And she opened up his zippy!!


I know...I know...poetic license

 

[barn888]

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Barn a randy young sailor
Had hot wild sex in a trailer
he was puffing & panting
the lady was ranting
When he stopped to puff his inhaler!!

HAHA! Not far from true sweetie.

 

[cookiejar]

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Good4u2 in his little beret
Always after Cookie for a lay
on his knees
oh please please
Maybe one of these days!!

 

[barn888]

 

[good4u2]

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Good4u2 in his little beret
Always after Cookie for a lay
on his knees
oh please please
Maybe one of these days!!

My Cherie...Miss Cookie let me explain
my intentions are really quite plain
my French I should work on
and with this big hard on
my desire, it drives me insane

So, please part those lovely smooth thighs
admired so much by the guys
let my tongue do the talking
and my fingers start walking
until the room echoes your cries

And then when the passion's receding
and you, for nourishment, needing
I give you myself
to help with your health
to fulfill your innermost pleading

 

[All by myself]

My Cherie...Miss Cookie let me explain
my intentions are really quite plain
my French I should work on
and with this big hard on
my desire, it drives me insane

So, please part those lovely smooth thighs
admired so much by the guys
let my tongue do the talking
and my fingers start walking
until the room echoes your cries

And then when the passion's receding
and you, for nourishment, needing
I give you myself
to help with your health
to fulfill your innermost pleading

Pretty good!

 

[All by myself]

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ABM was hotter than Hades
Was lining up one of Lit's ladies
this little goober
just wanted to lube 'er
And make her cum in her Mercedes!!

Cookie has her own stable
Her chastity now is a fable
They're now on their knees
asking her pretty please
To take them all on she's not able

 

[barn888]

This for Cookie is a bump
Because I really like her rump
It sparkles and shines
When I get her from behind
She just screams pump, pump pump!!!!!!!

 

[biggbear8]

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Bear with the goofy buck teeth
Was laying in a backwoods heath
with a lady so fine
she went out of her mind
When his instrument he did unsheath!!

i may have goofy buck teeth quite steep
but my tongue makes the ladies leap
their clit alittle perky
flicking my tongue makes them jerky
ont o my face they creep

 

[biggbear8]

wp that beautiful little lass
has a wonderful and cute ass
all the men stare for a lokk clearer
as she stand in front of the mirror
whispering im in the top of the class