Limericks at 10 Paces

[cookiejar]

All by myself lost his virginity
On a sailing ship called "Infinity"
he screwed a flounder
really did pound her
For fish he has an affinity!!

 

[cookiejar]

WP had kinky sex on a yacht
Beside a railing she did squat
she slipped on the deck
she cried out "Oh heck"
He just fell out of my twat!!

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Cookie was lonely and bored
She let ABM tie her up with a cord
Her body he did diddle
All over his feet she did piddle
Poor ABM he thought that meant he scored.

 

[barn888]

Cookie was lonely and bored
She let ABM tie her up with a cord
Her body he did diddle
All over his feet she did piddle
Poor ABM he thought that meant he scored.

HAHAHA!

 

[All by myself]

Cookie was lonely and bored
She let ABM tie her up with a cord
Her body he did diddle
All over his feet she did piddle
Poor ABM he thought that meant he scored.

It doesn't??

 

[All by myself]

Cookie and WP
Like to bend men over their knee
I don't have to tell ya
of their spanking regalia
Just know that it sure won't be me.

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Cookie and WP
Like to bend men over their knee
I don't have to tell ya
of their spanking regalia
Just know that it sure won't be me.

LMAO.....wielding my paddle.....c'mon ABM...I know you liked it the other night !!

 

[cookiejar]

ABM dyed his winger
A multi colored hum dinger
red, yellow & green
just look at him preen
When he shows it on Jerry Springer!!






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[cookiejar]

A tisket a tasket
Slick in my basket
unwrapping his bunny
boy what a honey
Cookie just blew a gasket!!






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[cookiejar]

Silky wants an English bard
Someone always ready and hard
MS stepped on deck
said what the heck
As he revealed his special trump card!!





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[cookiejar]

Middlestump, his modus operandi
to his Easter eggs he adds brandy
he finds with liquor
they bed down quicker
It really works quite dandy!!






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[All by myself]

My wiener has NEVER been colored
"For Cookie to say that!" I muttered,
It's totally wrong
To make fun of the dong
You'll just have to marry another!


The engagement's off!

 

[cookiejar]

My wiener has NEVER been colored
"For Cookie to say that!" I muttered,
It's totally wrong
To make fun of the dong
You'll just have to marry another!


The engagement's off!

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[barn888]

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Don't cry sweetheart, I still love you!

 

[cookiejar]

Don't cry sweetheart, I still love you!

Awwwww and would you marry me barn???

 

[barn888]

Awwwww and would you marry me barn???

If you would have me, it would be my honor dear lady.

 

[middlestump1]

i find cookie's eggs so full of yolk,
much more so than with other folk,
i slip in my spoon
while humming a tune,
bet you that she gets the joke

 

[middlestump1]

So Promises has a big paddle,
My thinking this surely does addle,
Not sure I'll enjoy
Being her next cowboy,
If she starts to ride me sidesaddle.

 

[middlestump1]

For Bear's information my ink is cum proof
This said in a tone of voice that's quite aloof
More insults like that
and i'll give you the cat
Or set my dog on you woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

 

[Slick]

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[cookiejar]

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Slick.....my hero....sighhhhhhh



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[Whispered_Promises]

Jeez......

....a girl leaves for a few hours and look what happens....broken engagements...barn professing his love....Cookie proposing....Slick to the rescue...Cookie falling into his arms....man, this thread is becoming just like a soap opera....sheeshhhhhhh.......

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Jeez......

....a girl leaves for a few hours and look what happens....broken engagements...barn professing his love....Cookie proposing....Slick to the rescue...Cookie falling into his arms....man, this thread is becoming just like a soap opera....sheeshhhhhhh.......

As Cookie's World Turns....lol

 

[Whispered_Promises]

Re: Re: Jeez......

As Cookie's World Turns....lol

That's it honey !
Congrats on hitting your 4000 th post !!!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Jeez......

That's it honey !
Congrats on hitting your 4000 th post !!!

OMG...never even noticed lol