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Slick bought a brand new hand pump
He wanted to make "Little Slick" jump
he went off like Niagra
on Little Miss Viagra
Now he really feels like a chump!!


:nana: :nana:
 
Barn he resembles a mule
In every place but his tool
his donkey dick
looks kinda sick
To say anything more would be cruel!!


:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
Barn he resembles a mule
In every place but his tool
his donkey dick
looks kinda sick
To say anything more would be cruel!!


:p :p
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:( :( :( :( :(
 
The man we all know as middle
Begged Cookie to play on his fiddle
he said you should know
I'll give you my bow
If you don't I'll just have to diddle!!


:nana: :nana:
 
Everytime I need a laugh I pop in here....cookie your a riot...love yours and bears limericks...and ms too...when he does them...

hugggggggggggsssssssssss to all!!!!
 
There once was a lady named Cookie
Who decided that she would play hookie
She looked all around around
Laid down on the ground
And provided the playground with nookie

:devil: :devil:
 
There once was a man so plutonic
Who had a condition quite chronic
his dick is dead
hangs like lead
ABM love , you need a tonic!!



:p :p
 
Silky's has a tickle in her throat
And everyone should take note
she needs something wet
found her neighbor's pet
It came, her throat it did coat!!


:p :p
 
WP likes to mess up Cookie's sheets
The men consider her good eats
barn he plays
bear he lays
They want to sample her treats!!



:eek: :eek:
 
cookiejar said:
WP likes to mess up Cookie's sheets
The men consider her good eats
barn he plays
bear he lays
They want to sample her treats!!



:eek: :eek:
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Remind me to keep my feaking mouth shut !!!

Cookie....and I was sticking up for you in CCC.....pfffffttttt !!!
 
cookiejar said:
Yuck yuck ABM......neener neener.....WP loves me....:p :p
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Yeah.....I love you even when you are slamming me in your limmericks.....chit ! Maybe I need my head examined.......lol

Besides.....us girls gotta stick together......:p

Ok, Miss Cookie......time for you to teach me how to do these things......:kiss:
 
Whispered_Promises said:
Yeah.....I love you even when you are slamming me in your limmericks.....chit ! Maybe I need my head examined.......lol

Besides.....us girls gotta stick together......:p

Ok, Miss Cookie......time for you to teach me how to do these things......:kiss:
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For maximum enjoyment the buttocks should be bared.....:devil:


BTW...that av and you can't take care of ABM??:eek:
 
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