Ladies - Ever take an accidental dick up the ass?

[tiedmuse]

I've had the "accidental insertion", and I was suprised at how easily he got it in without me yelping, or much pain.

An "accidental" ass-fucking can be really hot, when it's in the heat of the moment, and you just roll with it.

And, was my "accidental insertion" really accidental? I don't think so.. As soon as he realized that I wasn't pulling away, we just went with it.

 

[SlickTony]

I missed once and it was an accident, after she got down from the ceiling we carried on in the correct place. Bad mistake, the following morning she had that urinary tract infection whose name I have forgotten.

Trichmoniasis?

 

[CuriousGeorgeIV]

ive done this before...my girlfriend said it hurt alot...even though that we have had anal sex before. i think its because i have a rather large penis and she didnt expect it. hehe oh well it happens

 

[wicked woman]

ive done this before...my girlfriend said it hurt alot...even though that we have had anal sex before. i think its because i have a rather large penis and she didnt expect it. hehe oh well it happens

Try having her stick a large dildo up your ass without any preparation and see if you're laughing

 

[Cabinguy]

Hope this is not too off topic but it made me think of a very old joke. (Always the best kind)

A businessman was in Japan for a meeting. One night there, he gets drunk and solicits a Japanese prostitute. The whole time during sex, the hooker keeps moaning, "Nagachi ana! Nagachi ana!" The businessman assumes she's complimenting his prowess in bed and keeps going. The next day, he's playing a round of golf with some Japanese businessmen. One of the Japanese swings and lands a hole in one. The American, trying to impress his cohorts with his knowledge of Japanese, claps and says, "Nagachi ana!" The Japanese businessman turns to him and says, "What do you mean, the wrong hole?"

 

[CuriousGeorgeIV]

Try having her stick a large dildo up your ass without any preparation and see if you're laughing

it was funny after wards. i cant say shoving a dildo up my ass would be alot of fun though.

 

[MasochistKittie]

Yeah I've had it happen.

I was ok until I realized where in the hell he was then I started screaming and needless to say the sex stopped for that night. He was behind me and pounding into me. But it hurt to bad to finish. He couldn't tell me he was sorry enough.

But I survived. And my ass hurt for a few days but all in all shit happens.

Couldn't have been worse when he slapped himself in the nuts...

 

[Eilan]

it was funny after wards. i cant say shoving a dildo up my ass would be alot of fun though.

Oh, but it would be funny afterwards.


Moving right along. . .

I wouldn't have thought that this could happen, until about two weeks after I'd given birth to Daughter #3, who's now 2 1/2. Despite the round-the-clock breastfeedings and general sleep deprivation that come with being a new mom, I found myself in bed with my husband feeling rather amorous and painfully aware of the six-week restriction on intercourse. One thing led to another, and the next thing we knew. . .

It didn't hurt a bit, which kind of surprised me because anal is sometimes uncomfortable for me, even when I'm well-lubed and think I'm ready for it.

 

[MasochistKittie]

Oh, but it would be funny afterwards.


Moving right along. . .

I wouldn't have thought that this could happen, until about two weeks after I'd given birth to Daughter #3, who's now 2 1/2. Despite the round-the-clock breastfeedings and general sleep deprivation that come with being a new mom, I found myself in bed with my husband feeling rather amorous and painfully aware of the six-week restriction on intercourse. One thing led to another, and the next thing we knew. . .

It didn't hurt a bit, which kind of surprised me because anal is sometimes uncomfortable for me, even when I'm well-lubed and think I'm ready for it.

That sounds more like fun than an accident. lol

 

[Eilan]

That sounds more like fun than an accident. lol

Well, yeah, but he was trying not to penetrate anything. Kinda like dry-humping without the multiple layers of clothing.

It was a fun accident. Yeah, I'll go with that.

 

[MasochistKittie]

Well, yeah, but he was trying not to penetrate anything. Kinda like dry-humping without the multiple layers of clothing.

It was a fun accident. Yeah, I'll go with that.

hahaha, Awesome... Maybe I'll try and get Tony to do that...

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Well, my fiance' and I haven't gone there yet.. But there has been both accidental bumpage, and "accidental" bumpage on my part... I've been dying to try it for years.. lol.. We've both been fairly open in conversing about it, and she says if she can do mine I can do her's.. Now its just a matter of us both being "relaxed" <read, drunk> enought to carry on... lol..

 

[Munachi]

none that i think were accidental. some without really discussing it before or preparing it much, in one case there is a slim chance it might have been accidental, but he got a bit slower so i guess it was planned... well i didn't mind anyway...

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Owwwwwwwwww!

One time, I slipped out, and banged myself into her 'exit door'
It was locked tight, my dick wound up bending painfully.

After trying it (at another time) not by accident, and having to
ease in very,very carefully, I have a difficult time believing that
however well lubed, something could just 'slide right in'

 

[SueJ]

One time, I slipped out, and banged myself into her 'exit door'
It was locked tight, my dick wound up bending painfully.

After trying it (at another time) not by accident, and having to
ease in very,very carefully, I have a difficult time believing that
however well lubed, something could just 'slide right in'

Yep, I've had 'the bump' done accidentally to me, but as you say, I was waaaay too tight for it to get in the door in any way other than the intentional way....with some preparation (stretching) plus lubrication too.

 

[sawman]

love some of the replys,seems most of the guys enjoyed it,i missed once when i was young ........felt like the end of my dick had snapped off though lol didn't enjoy that

 

[Just_4_Giggles]

I was 15 when this happened and it wasn't funny. My then boyfriend/now hubby and I had "broken up" for the summer. I had some friends over one night when my parents were out and his best friend showed up pretty drunk. I went to use the restroom, and when I came out, he pushed me back in. He was twice my size and proceeded to rip at my jeans. The music was loud, no one heard my screams. He sat down on the closed toiled seat and slammed me down on him - it didn't go in the "right" hole. It was horribly painful, and I bled terribly. It was anal rape.

When my then boyfriend/now husband heard about what happened, some sort of weird possesive jealousy reared its head. We (obviously) ended up getting back together and he was very fixated on doing me anally - like it belonged to him, or that he was "claiming" that part of me (we had never had anal). When I was 18, and he was about to go off sniffing different pussy, I offered him my ass. Big mistake.

(Well, sort of.)

Since then, he'd rather do me anally than vaginally - especially since having children (despite Kegels). I still (after 20 years) have a lot of hang ups about it, even though physically, my pussy swells and becomes incredibly wet when he's in the back door. He is very patient and attentive to my pain/tolerance threshhold (sometimes it's awful, sometimes it's great) but I am hung up on the fact that he'd rather do me in the ass over my pussy. Sort of offends me as a woman, and I'll kiddingly (but somewhat serious) tease him that he's probably more into little boys than women. I know that's not true, but, sheesh, make me feel like a woman once in a while.
(Sorry - rant/off)

 

[seohdwm46]

Sorry about the anal rape. Should never happen to anyone.

It's been my experience that women who have had bad experiences with anal want no part of it even under the best of circumstances. Same goes with the women who hear of those bad experiences. Those who have have had neither are many times willing to at least experiment with it. So guys, it is up to us to make it as enjoyable to them as it is to us. Don't pretend to make it an accident. And don't hit it like you will never get another chance the rest of your life, doing so may ensure you are indeed correct.

 

[lisasmurf]

can't say its happen to me,,
Had it go there otehr way just last month.
Pissed me off, anal to pussy!

 

[SueJ]

So guys, it is up to us to make it as enjoyable to them as it is to us. Don't pretend to make it an accident. And don't hit it like you will never get another chance the rest of your life, doing so may ensure you are indeed correct.

Thank you from us ladies!

 

[tsk3us]

Ahhhh, this accidently happened in the recent past.

Now mind you, I have two lovers. One I trust implicitely and we have had anal sex with the intention of having anal sex. (Being a little OCD and quirky, I have to be extremely comfortable to do this - he's only the 2nd guy in my lifetime I've allowed to do this).

Well, my other lover and I never made it passed the front door - barely got it closed and locked before we were all over each other. Ended up on all fours, fucking doggy style - both bucking wildly....I've cum three times and I know he's RIGHT on the edge. Well, he slips, I freeze and he's immediately "whats' wrong"......"You SLIPPED!!". He pulls out and cums all over my back.

Now mind you, there's plenty of natural lube - but he's 10 inches and 2 across. NOT a pleasant feeling.

He was very apologetic. And I teasingly said, "well, I guess you can say you've had my ass" and his response is that he doesn't like anal.

Although, it was nice that he washed me up and completely checked me out for injuries or bleeding. Nice to be fucking a doctor that can do that when HE has a mishap. Although, I don't blame him. Hell, I was probably moving around so wildly and eraticly during the heat of the moment - it's bound to happen.

 

[Guest]

can't say its happen to me,,
Had it go there otehr way just last month.
Pissed me off, anal to pussy!

Oh man! I would've been pissed too. I guess you were really wet that it slipped in to the behind. I definitely need some warning


Has it happened to me?
Yup, wasn't a happy camper.

 

[YinandYang]

It happened to me when I was quite young and inexperienced....as time has gone by I am pretty glad it happened, started me on a wonderful voyage of discovery

 

[DuckLover]

It was an honest mistake!

My first experience with anal intercourse was an honest accidental insertion. My partner and I had played anally before, but just with fingers. It was something we both really enjoyed. One night, we were fucking each other's brains out (not an uncommon occurrance) and she wanted to switch to doggy style. She got on her knees and I got behind her. Not wanting a painful missed entry (ha!) I slid the head of my cock back along her mons and pussy lips until I THOUGHT I was in position, then pushed forward for insertion.

I met with some resistance but didn't think much of it. My cock was still very slick from all our fucking and I slid into her without too much difficulty, but kept it slow because of the resistance. She gave a very satified groan, which _I_ figured was from having her pussy filled up again. (ha!) I started gradually increasing the pace of my fucking, and she was getting into it too, pushing back against me. I had no idea I was not where I meant to be! I didn't realize for a few minutes. I reached around to play with her clit and then reached further back because I wanted to feel my cock sliding in and out of her cunt. When my finger found her cunt, I was shocked to find it empty! I was stunned for a moment and then realized what had happened. However, since we were both enjoying it so much, I decided to just relish the taboo, wicked joy of what we were doing. I was fucking her virgin ass!

I don't recall us talking about the accident specifically afterwards, but we did decide that we both really enjoyed anal and it became a common part of our sexual repetoire.

 

[PtyLips]

It happened to me once. I am not sure if it was prior to my first anal experience or later. One valentine days night, we were staying at a hotel due to a family trip...all was perfect... candles and champagne...the whole 'spoil the girl' routine...my b/f at the time and I got into action and when we switched to doggie style, which we both liked best, he came to hit and miss...or rather change targets. It was extremely painful and I wass pissed, because he didn't realize until I was screaming (not in a good way) and tears shot to my eyes. Needles to say a lot of groveling took place and he sure paid for it...one orgasm at a time.
I love it now, ...but that night...not so fun. I need it to be lubed up and ready to go... but then... mmmhm

PTY