Ladies - Ever take an accidental dick up the ass?

[Vynyl]

The accidental assfuck happened once. An out of town friend and I had talked about anal several times, but had never actually done it. I went to see his band play and we decided to try to get a quicky in before he got back on the bus. I told him we could try anal, but that we would have to ease into it.

Side note: This man gets me so hot everytime I see him...he doesn't even have to touch me and I'm dripping for him.

So he's taking me from behind in my van, and I am soaked. He's pulling his cock all the way out and ramming it back into my cunt...and then it happens....all the way out, and then back in...but in the wrong hole. It hurt so bad and I screamed. He didn't realize which hole he was in and I figured I'd just let him keep going. After the first 10 pumps or so, it started to become pleasurable. Really intense, but in a good way. That was the first time I've ever let a man cum in my ass.

Since then, I've tried easing into it, but it's pretty painful and I stop. I've found for me it works best if a man just rams his cock into my ass and makes me suffer thru the first 10 seconds of pain. But that's just me.

 

[shmily]

okay guys be honest - was it ever really accidental on your part??

You know you want it.

I personally love it!


S

 

[sharpchick]

Yeah, men - 'fess up. . .

 

[Big Bair]

Yeah, men - 'fess up. . .

yeah OK so sometimes I have bumped 'accidentally on purpose' ....... but I have never ever achieved an 'accidental on purpose insertion.'

the only accidental insertion was in fact accidental !

 

[ReadyOne]

Yes, it was an accident, truly and honestly. We do anal regularly and either can ask for it without problems, so I wasn't sneaking anything in.

She's on her back, knees to chest, I'm going about as fast as I can, and she's orgasming, almost in tears from the intensity. Suddenly I'm out and go back in her ass and she screams for a second, and then I'm out again.

While starting the next stroke, I detect something's wrong, stop cold, and let go of her. She stretches out, and I lay beside her holding her for a minute until she can tell me what happened. I am, of course, stricken when I find out I hit the wrong hole. Fortunately forgiveness is quickly offered.

Interestingly enough, while she's laying in my arms trying to recover, her shaking and gasping and other reactions are virtually indistinguishable from those when she really orgasms hard. Such is the fine line between pain and pleasure.

 

[patient1]

Let this thread be a lesson to everyone- always wear your buttplugs.

 

[edbert1966]

Happened once by accident with my now wife.She slaped the bed twice,complained about the pressure,then got in to it.Afterwards said she was surprised how much she had enjoyed it.

 

[ethicalslut]

Let this thread be a lesson to everyone- always wear your buttplugs.

Now that's advice I can get... behind.

Oh, god, I punned all over the place.

 

[SlickTony]

Happened to me once, a long time ago. The guy was a rather conservative Moslem and didn't believe in that sort of thing, and when I pointed out to him he was in the wrong hole, he was abashed. He pulled right out and went into the bathroom to wash. BTW, the guy who started this thread? Going back and forth between asshole and pussy is a prime way to give your lady an infection. I'm just sayin'.

 

[funwdi]

Bumped but never bruised. Accidentally, that is. Uh huh.

 

[rebeccaW]

please explain??

I have been a lurker for sometime now. But I am curious why guys want to take girls anally. I truly question it being a "bad aim". My last BF was always trying to slip it in my Back door.... why..

and yes before you ask?...I have tried it....I didn't care for it

step up and tell the truth guys....

 

[cgybbwlover]

Haven't had that happen to me.

I have however, pulled out a bit to hard and came in full bore straight into her pelvic bone. I bounced back, rolled off the bed and fell on the floor. I layed there for a good 10mins. Oh the pain...

 

[Kassiana]

Yes, actually. A few days after we began having sex, my husband accidentally slipped up my ass from behind. It didn't hurt, oddly enough ... maybe I'd been stretched out enough from a previous orgasm. I dunno. I DO know that the time we actually planned it out and had anal sex on purpose, it did hurt at first but was well worth it once he got allllllll the way in. Weird, eh?

 

[Chi-Guy31]

Re: please explain??

I have been a lurker for sometime now. But I am curious why guys want to take girls anally. I truly question it being a "bad aim". My last BF was always trying to slip it in my Back door.... why..

and yes before you ask?...I have tried it....I didn't care for it

step up and tell the truth guys....

It simply feels awesome, rebeccaw, it truly does. And there is the whole taboo aspect of it. And if done right, the lady can enjoy it just as much the man!

 

[SlickTony]

I have heard that there are all kinds of pleasurable nerve endings in the anus. I guess it must be. I can certainly Imagine that it must be true. However, I am so plagued with various medical issues in that area that I mostly have the unpleasurable ones.

 

[smithie]

Re: please explain??

I have been a lurker for sometime now. But I am curious why guys want to take girls anally. I truly question it being a "bad aim". My last BF was always trying to slip it in my Back door.... why..

and yes before you ask?...I have tried it....I didn't care for it

step up and tell the truth guys....

Its great as long as you both are into it - no good if your girl hates it! My SO love it occasionally - because of the taboo and stuff, but mainly because she cums so hard!

 

[redfunguy]

On a drunken night my finger slipped in the wrong hole once and she jumped and then i jumped because i realized what happened. I then made the mistake of telling my roommates the next day and for 2 months they called me the Butt Hole Surfer.

Man that girl had some nice big tits on her.

 

[Gil_T2]

Re: please explain??

I have been a lurker for sometime now. But I am curious why guys want to take girls anally. I truly question it being a "bad aim". My last BF was always trying to slip it in my Back door.... why..

and yes before you ask?...I have tried it....I didn't care for it

step up and tell the truth guys....

Oh how sad your post makes me as anal sex for both can be a whole new set of feelings as the anus holds a mass of nerve endings & with patients, lots of lube, & understanding of what your are doing, I warn my playmates about my liking for anal early on & discuss the pros & cons & answer any fears she might have, the main thing is to get you ladies used to your anus being played with even by themself while in the shower with a soaped up finger, start by playing with the opening just running your finger around the area then when used to that slowly ease the finger in & if your anus is still tight go back to the playing & just keep trying you will eventually accept the finger easily, you might also like to stimulate the clit at the same time as this will also help relax your butt hole muscles.

Why do guys like it......well it is a valued gift the lady offers & a very special one too, the feelings are hightened big time for us lucky guys who get the privilege of being alowed in the ladies butt.

Many ladies after practice say they get a much higher orgasm from anal too.

 

[watergirl]

Might as well ask

Ok - it's established that some people have been having a grand old time, penis in vagina... and accidentally pulled out too far and slipped, either bumping the wrong door, or even achieving penetration if they were pushing hard enough or their partner was wet enough & open to the idea, so to speak.

On an opposite note - does anyone else occassionally have the reverse problem? Happily being fucked in the ass, when wooops, your partner pulls out too far and slides into your cunt???

Cause that is a whole lot of NO fun. Good as it can feel, there's that immediate "oh hell, infection-o-rama!" fear, and I'm up outta that bed and in the shower, damn near crying cause I HATE uti's & have had more than my share - one miserably hard to clear up one last spring, and one this summer, and twinges since then. Yes, I do have a bottle of cranberry supplement pills, and take 1 to 4 daily as I feel I need them. When the accidental slip happens, I usually pop four right then with a big glass of water, and continue throughout the night & next day to try prevention instead of having to do the cure later.

Sooooo.... I'm sure someone else must have had this problem. Any advice for prevention? He's pretty careful, really, but sometimes there's just too much enthusiasm & ooops. I got a good laugh out of the poster who said "Wear your butt plugs" - can you describe a similar prevention for the vagina? Has anyone tried plugging it with a toy so the partner can't slip in? What about female condoms? Any other ideas?

Ahh, the how to board - good reading!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I too have had this happen. Actually - before I knew better used to do that on purpose. (ok ok I know dumb! But I was young and easily persuaded.....lol) But I never had any ill effects from it. But then I've never had a UTI (I just learned that term!) so I don't know what I'm missing - thank god.

 

[SlickTony]

There was a scene in Norman Mailer's An American Dream where the protagonist does this to a woman--switches back and forth between her pussy and her asshole. I hate to think how many infections this man has been responsible for.

 

[JRaven]

Only happened to me once. The guy had my legs up on his shoulders and was pounding away. It 'slipped' out and he stopped. Then he gently pushed it up my ass. I was so shocked that I didn't do anything at first. It certainly wasn't the first time I'd done anal, and he did ease it in. So finally, I just smiled at him and let him finish in my ass.

Jenny

 

[Kincky_McFeely]

Re: Might as well ask

I got a good laugh out of the poster who said "Wear your butt plugs" - can you describe a similar prevention for the vagina? Has anyone tried plugging it with a toy so the partner can't slip in?

My wife and I have have played with me in her ass and a vibe in her pussy, which we both really liked. I guess that would stop any accidental vaginal penetration as well as providing a nice buzz for both people.

I've never slipped accidently into the pussy during anal, just too paranoid about infection I guess.

The opposite has happened though - accidental bumpage on the anus. Never penetrated accidently, but have bumped there by accident a few times with different people.

The first time I ever had sex, it was dark in the room and the woman didn't help me find the pussy hole at first, so I wound up bumping her there trying to get in for my first time. She asked me if I was trying to go where no man had gone before. I got all embarrassed and apologetic, then she guided me in to the right spot.

Later, the third or fourth time I slept with the woman who became my wife, I bumped her ass accidently during doggie style. She looks back at me over her shoulder, and says we can do that if I want but have to take it slow. So accidental bumping is how I got to have anal in the first place after having fantasized about it for several years. (Thanks honey!)

The bumps are still accidents though. As to why us men like anal, for me it's tighter and there's more friction and grip. Also there's still an aura of the forbidden about it that turns me on like crazy.

A little accidental bumping, and here I am years later logging my perverted self onto Lit at 1 am.

 

[DustysSweety03]

Yes dh has supposedly slipped twice in the 4years we've been together and after he supposedly slipped it killed the mood big time.

 

[little william]

I missed once and it was an accident, after she got down from the ceiling we carried on in the correct place. Bad mistake, the following morning she had that urinary tract infection whose name I have forgotten.