Ladies - Ever take an accidental dick up the ass?

[DirkPryde]

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[frustratedpoodle]

Wow

I didn't expect to see so many people that have actually had this happen to them.

I can't say it's ever happened to me before. Hubby has accidentally knocked on the door, so to speak, but never has he penetrated in this particular manner. I don't know that it could happen by accident because it's usually a big production to have anal sex.

The Poodle

 

[crazybbwgirl]

ummmm...... you mean that isn't the way EVERY girl learned about anal? Damnit - I am sick and tired of being the last to learn this shit! lol

My first experience with anal very similar to those already posted. We were doing it doggy style, he was going at it pretty good, caressing my asshole, sliding my juices around, and ......oops! that cock slipped right up the ol' back door. This guy was so smooth man - he started with this crazy tiny back and forth motion until I was comfortable. Gradually getting harder and deeper til I was begging for more. He knew me pretty well and must have surmised it was something I'd enjoy. I think we almost exclusively had anal sex after that. Then his job moved him away. Good old Jungle Jim - taught me all the pleasures of anal AND began my love for bald men. Wonder what ever happened to him?

 

[bettywildthing]

happened just once. I was on edge of bed and hubby was happily thrusting, and slipped. It hurt so much i was nauseous. really disappointed, as i want to try it for real. hubby escaped to the bathroom to clean up. he does NOT want to try it!

 

[Noor]

I have been bumped and I have communicated immediately. Any guy who "accidentally" goes for my ass is going to wish he was a eunuch. Arriving by invitation is a totally different story.

 

[sweet & juicy]

Oh no, NEVER accidental....ALWAYS on purpose!!!

 

[Big Bair]

I have been out of town for a while


Good to see my topic has raised some discussion

At least I now know I am 'not alone' out here

 

[Pimptress J]

You are so not alone!

For some reason, I have no intrest in anal, you can play with my butt, you can play with the hole, rub it a bit, that's cool, actual penetration? No thanks.

My partner knew this, and he is very well endowed, so we are goin at it like two rabid monkeys one night and BAM! I screamed "what the fuck is wrong with you?", after he apologized for the "slip" as he termed it (yeah, right) we continued, about 15 minutes later , I stuck my finger up his ass.
I have nails. He understands now.

 

[Uni Angel]

nails- eek

so bad- but so funny

 

[Mark Williams]

Let me tell you about my anal career.
It started when I accidently took a Mombassa in the shower.
After that I've been a frequent anal dildo freak{always with massive dildo's...both length and head size}.

After awhile the dildo's could no longer satisfy me, it was then I starting using my own hand, and overcome a bout of depression via the ole hand up the ass trick.

 

[Mark Williams]

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[Mark Williams]

Re: Wow

[ I don't know that it could happen by accident because it's usually a big production to have anal sex.

The Poodle [/B]

Don't worry Poodle, after awhile the sphincter loosens up a bit, especially if you get into some forearm action.

I worry about seepage from time to time, but I'm sure a anal plug or tampon will do the trick.
Nothing's going to stop me from anally fisting myself at least twice a week.

 

[frustratedpoodle]

Re: Re: Wow

Don't worry Poodle, after awhile the sphincter loosens up a bit, especially if you get into some forearm action.

I worry about seepage from time to time, but I'm sure a anal plug or tampon will do the trick.
Nothing's going to stop me from anally fisting myself at least twice a week.

Dude, that's some talent. I'll settle for dick, thanks, or my trusty vibe.

I do have a question, though. Isn't fisting sort of dangerous? And if you are fisting yourself, what contortionist position are you using? I am seriously curious about that.

The Poodle

 

[Mark Williams]

Re: Re: Re: Wow

Originally posted by frustratedpoodle [/i.

I do have a question, though. Isn't fisting sort of dangerous? And if you are fisting yourself, what contortionist position are you using? I am seriously curious about that.

The Poodle [/B]

This is why I need The Hand Dildo Poodle, as it's quite uncomfortable to reach around and insert my own hand up my own ass.

I don't know how fisting can be dangerous to be honest

 

[frustratedpoodle]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Wow

This is why I need The Hand Dildo Poodle, as it's quite uncomfortable to reach around and insert my own hand up my own ass.

I don't know how fisting can be dangerous to be honest

Indeedy! I would figure that might make things easier.

I am not sure either, but then again, it's nothing I have tried, so I have no clue. It just seems that the potential is there to get hurt.

The Poodle

 

[Mark Williams]

it's nothing I have tried,

Then you haven't lived.
And as a female, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for not even trying it!!

 

[frustratedpoodle]

Then you haven't lived.
And as a female, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for not even trying it!!

LOL! Hey, I just never got the offer. As for doing it to myself, there is a problem I have with masturbation. It has the opposite effect. If I do it, it's more like foreplay to me, and I just get hornier and won't be satisfied until I am with a partner. I'm weird that way.

The Poodle

 

[Mark Williams]

LOL! Hey, I just never got the offer.

You need to be more pro-active.

I'm weird that way.

Perhaps you're just weird period!!

Finger, basic dildo, Mombassa and then hand, that's the winning sequence baby

 

[frustratedpoodle]

You need to be more pro-active.



Perhaps you're just weird period!!

Finger, basic dildo, Mombassa and then hand, that's the winning sequence baby

I've never been overly aggressive in bed, no. But I am weird and I know it. People get release from masturbation. I get hornier. Hubby knows when I attack him at the door it's because I masturbated earlier.

The Poodle

 

[Mark Williams]

But I am weird and I know it

Fine, get the gloves out and complete the feminist ideal...yayyyyy.

 

[frustratedpoodle]

Fine, get the gloves out and complete the feminist ideal...yayyyyy.

LOL!

 

[pointandshoot]

Oh, now this thread brings back a memory.

I guess I was about 16 and the lady friend was 21. I was staying in a friends appartment and she came by to visit me. It didn't take long and we were naked and she was on top. We were going with the long strokes and she looks at me and ask if I know that I am in the wrong hole. She didn't stop moving and seemed relaxed still. I say no and proceed to change locations. I started thinking immediately that the right hole seemed to be tighter then the wrong hole. I think if I would have asked to keep it where it was it would have been OK. I just haven't done that at that point in my life. Still think about it oh these so many years later.

 

[Texan Missy Jean]

I've been bumped but never accidentally penetrated. I like anal but need to be prepared for it.

This is pretty much my answer to a T.

My ex would have bad aim on occassion, but never fully penetrated on a hard thrust. I hated also, and I know it had to have hurt him when his aim was bad and was the wrong way either to the side or too forward on me and he'd be bent. OUCH!! For both of us.

 

[Mark Williams]

Oh, now this thread brings back a memory.

. We were going with the long strokes and she looks at me and ask if I know that I am in the wrong hole. ]

Unfortunately you either have an amazingly slim penis or your story is pure fantasy/bullshit.
From my own experience as a champion of busting my own ass on many occasions, I can inform you that you can't just slip into the bum, it must be lubed up, just the way I lube up in preparation for the Mombassa, and in anticipation of the Hand Dildo.

 

[ammre]

I'm in the bumped but no penetration catagory... if something is going up there, it's going up knowingly.