Ladies - Ever take an accidental dick up the ass?

[ReadyOne]

Hey, I've done it before, and natural lube is enough.

This lady did like anal and was very experienced. She could relax and take a dick stright in when she wanted it.

(We could start out almost cold, a little kissing and hugging and groping and then right after undressing, put on a spot of lube slowly push in, and then start stroking. If she was in the right frame of minds, she could start that way and be orgasming in under a minute. A unique woman who I regret breaking up with!)

It was very early in the relationship so I didn't know how much she was into it plus a few other details.

I was wet from pussy, and she was on her back so some may have been seeping down between her ass cheeks, but it was all natural.

When I entered her ass I could tell, and so could she, but I went in so fast I was half way there before it really registered that I was at the rear door.

She groaned, and then said "keep going", so I did.

Afterwards she said she'd been waiting for me to do that. Makes me wonder how much she "helped" my aim.

PS: I'm right in the middle of average, lightly behind on length and slightly ahead on girth. Or so the condom company surveys tell me.

 

[pointandshoot]

Unfortunately you either have an amazingly slim penis or your story is pure fantasy/bullshit.
From my own experience as a champion of busting my own ass on many occasions, I can inform you that you can't just slip into the bum, it must be lubed up, just the way I lube up in preparation for the Mombassa, and in anticipation of the Hand Dildo.

Nice to see an expert on fantasy.

Actually, I like my parts real and alive. Maybe not overly long but I can assure you not slim.

Oh, by the way, of course it was lubed up. She gets wet and in case you didn't know, guys have what is called pre cum that aids in penitration.

You have told us where you like your fist and now we have found out where you like your foot.

 

[Mark Williams]

Actually, I like my parts real and alive. Maybe not overly long but I can assure you not slim.

Why would you need to assure me, you're the Cassanova here by the sounds of things.

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Oh, by the way, of course it was lubed up. She gets wet and in case you didn't know, guys have what is called pre cum that aids in penitration.

Nahhh, you're talking nonsense now...pre-cum won't do it, otherwise I would have been able to stuff my own Footlong into my own ass.

You have told us where you like your fist and now we have found out where you like your foot.

Settle down deary, we wouldn't want you to have a fit online now would we.

 

[Pimptress J]

Umm.... Ok, what the hell is a Mombassa?

 

[white_mage_goddess]

I'm in the category of "bumped but not penetrated." I love anal, but my b/f's too damn big to "accidently" slip in my ass...it always takes a ton of lube and slow deep breaths, lol...

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Has it ever happened to me?
Why, yes, it has, and you know what, I loved it!

 

[ecstacey]

I was hammering her like a porno stud.

LMAO!!!

six-inch dick.

LOL. why is it that all the guys here feel obligated to share there sizes.

My biggest mistake was in making seven-inch strokes with a six-inch dick.

LMAO!!!

Nice to see an expert on fantasy.

Actually, I like my parts real and alive. Maybe not overly long but I can assure you not slim.

Oh, by the way, of course it was lubed up. She gets wet and in case you didn't know, guys have what is called pre cum that aids in penitration.

You have told us where you like your fist and now we have found out where you like your foot.

im sorry but your lying, ive watched enough documentaries on sex to know that you simply cant start having anal without lube. unless this girl was so loose she couldnt even hold her blatter.

My partner knew this, and he is very well endowed, so we are goin at it like two rabid monkeys one night and BAM! I screamed "what the fuck is wrong with you?", after he apologized for the "slip" as he termed it (yeah, right) we continued, about 15 minutes later , I stuck my finger up his ass.
I have nails. He understands now.

LOL!

 

[Lady Tango]

I'm in the category of "bumped but not penetrated."

 

[geishaGirl]

My husband and I sometimes have anal sex - not as much as we used to because I went through a period of not having much of a libido and haven't really gotten back into it.

Though it has never been accidental at all - he always asked me first! It is a bit of an uncomfortable thing but lubricant is a wonderful invention!!

You'd want to be sure it wasn't accidental and if you found that you were in the "wrong hole" it'd be much nicer not to be back in her vagina so she doesn't catch a nasty disease.

That's why you've gotta check with her first - cos once you're having sex anally you can't go back to vaginal sex.

 

[Mark Williams]

Umm.... Ok, what the hell is a Mombassa?

A massive black dildo.

Get a life, you've only got one life and one ass{unless you're attached to Mary Hall, LOL}...so make the best of them.

 

[Pimptress J]

A massive black dildo.

Get a life, you've only got one life and one ass{unless you're attached to Mary Hall, LOL}...so make the best of them.

I was merely asking a question.

I do have a life thanks. I also have a very fufilling sex life with out having a dick up my ass.
Just my own personal preference.

 

[sheath]

You have told us where you like your fist and now we have found out where you like your foot.

LMAO!

I love your sense of sarcastic humor.

Welcome to lit.

S.

 

[sheath]

Unfortunately you either have an amazingly slim penis or your story is pure fantasy/bullshit.
From my own experience as a champion of busting my own ass on many occasions, I can inform you that you can't just slip into the bum, it must be lubed up, just the way I lube up in preparation for the Mombassa, and in anticipation of the Hand Dildo.

Good Lord, are you fucking serious? Lube is nice, yeah...but hell, anal sex without lube IS possible, sometimes even preferable in a BDSM context. Yeah, it works, and yeah, I've done it...and so have many others here. Venture over to the BDSM board and ask them if it is possible, and they will laugh their asses off while they tell you, yeah, it is.

Jeez, man. Get a clue. Just because you can't handle ass action without tons of lube doesn't mean somebody is lying about their experience.

S.

 

[Bandit58]

Good Lord, are you fucking serious? Lube is nice, yeah...but hell, anal sex without lube IS possible, sometimes even preferable in a BDSM context. Yeah, it works, and yeah, I've done it...and so have many others here. Venture over to the BDSM board and ask them if it is possible, and they will laugh their asses off while they tell you, yeah, it is.

Jeez, man. Get a clue. Just because you can't handle ass action without tons of lube doesn't mean somebody is lying about their experience.

S.

We use my own natural lube.....god knows there's enough of it I'm a gusher, I soak through a towel once he gets his fingers on my Gspot. Once stretched a little with that on his fingers it just slips right in

 

[soapstar]

im sorry but your lying, ive watched enough documentaries on sex to know that you simply cant start having anal without lube. unless this girl was so loose she couldnt even hold her blatter.

Ive never held my blatter.

*wonders what Im missing out on*

 

[soapstar]

Ive never held my blatter.

*wonders what Im missing out on*

ahem... "experienced Beaver seeks blatter to hold..."

 

[Big Bair]

I'm in the category of "bumped but not penetrated."

try more lube next time

 

[Topher]

I switched holes without asking one time. I'd been fucked up the ass before, but she hadn't. I had never fucked up the ass though, but I think my experience as the fucked helped me to make it painless, which it was, even though it took maybe a total of 7 seconds to get all the way in.

She was quite happy that I did it and asked me to do it more after that.

I wouldn't try today. I don't know why I thought it was ok at the time, but somehow I knew it would be. She and I were very compatible sexually.

 

[Chuckwrox]

See, this is just not a possibility when you're hung like a horse, like me. ;-)

 

[Purrcatnip]

Yeah, happened to me once during hardcore doggy style. We were in the middle of sex when he slipped it the wrong way and it went in deep. I stopped what i was doing and yelled at him.. that if he wanted to do that, that he needed to use lubrication.. ha. He had the nerve to say, "It didnt really hurt,..did it?". I was like.. no, i just stopped the middle of sex and my orgasm to pretend that it did. Good grief, i dont know what goes through guys minds sometimes..hehehe.

 

[redfunguy]

slipped her the finger one time and she really jumped and so did i because thats not where i was aiming
i had a little too much to drink that night
i think we were both a little shocked....we never talked about it or anything

 

[Big Bair]

there's a lot of talk about 'bumping' in this post so I thoight I would BUMP it up


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[Lynxie]

This post had me giggling - not so much for the stories, but for the arguments that started up here! I get a kick out of the people who claim to be sexperts and know how sex must be for every couple in existence. Sex documentaries? C'mon people. If you're talking about those films they used to show us in health class in junior high, I really think you need to broaden the scope of your research.

But seriously...no, I've never had anyone accidentally slip in. Sure, I've had partners slip out and *bump* me once or twice before finding their way back home, but I'm tight when it comes to anal. It takes a lot of lube and several minutes to adjust to having anything inside my ass. But that's just me, and everyone's unique

 

[Cardinal]

Missed? huh?

I don't know how you could ever miss unless you mean "miss" because your guy isn't good at communicating what he wants. My wife and I talked about it and then started slow with just some slow playing around and then one time she just said that I could, but it wasn't the first time.
If you think that this is something that you want to try I suggest going slow and try making as enjoyable as you can for both people. This way maybe it will happen again.
I would never try the "missed" approach as is evident by some of the reactions of the women posting here. And yes, I am assuming that most of the missed episodes were not accidents.

 

[sharpchick]

Actually, with one exception, the times I've enjoyed anal the most were when he "slipped." Probably has happened a dozen or so times over the years (with different lovers), always when we had just changed positions and were doing it doggy, and I was incredibly turned on. . . doggy is the position where I can cum and cum almost continuously.