LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Jokes

Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend
Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a
romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's
play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love
you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play
Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

AND SO DO I!
 
Re: Weeweechu

Succulent-one said:
One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend
Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a
romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's
play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love
you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play
Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

AND SO DO I!
Click to expand...

:heart: awwww !! I love that !!
happy holidays succulent-one !
 
alwaysawake said:
That guy has a Portland, OR practice...for real!
Click to expand...

Can you imagine the fun he must have just passing out business cards? :D
 
At a San Francisco art exhibition, a young woman was staring at a painting of three completely naked black men sitting on a park bench.

What was so unusual about painting was that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis.

While the woman was scratching her head trying to understand the inner meaning of the painting, the artist sauntered by and noticed her state of confusion...

"Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the woman. "I was curious about this picture of the black men on the bench. Why is it that the man in the middle has a pink penis?"

"Oh," smiled said the artist. "I'm afraid you've completely misinterpreted the meaning of the painting... The three men are not Africans, they're English coal miners -- and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch!"
 
Talking Clock

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a
big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking
clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the
drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk
replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and
stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot
...it's ten past three in the morning!"
 
Gong !!!!

rolling on the floor laughing......

little boy was taken out into the hall
by his teacher for dirupting the class..
Teacher asked."Why are you acting up
today."
The little boy replied, "To get your
attention, Im in love with you teacher."
The teacher taken by suprise...
says, "Well thats all fine and good.
but Im not ready to raise any children."
The little boy says, "Me either thats
why I brought a rubber."
..................................................Art.........
 
1)why are men like roses? you gotta watch out for the pricks...

2)why are women like carpets? lay them right the first time and you can walk over them for years...
 
I can SO identify with this one ;)
 

Attachments

  • snap_pms_tn.jpg
    snap_pms_tn.jpg
    16.9 KB · Views: 40
Not as funny, but some are true!


Rules to live by:

Basic Assumption (a): For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Law of Desire: The more you want it, the quicker the letdown after you get it.
Law of Genius: No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
Law of Management: Everyone you need is always someplace else.
Family Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
Rule of Searching: You can always find what you're not looking for.
Subcommittee Law: If you leave the room, you're elected.
Observation of Life: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.
Freeway Axiom: The driver behind you wants to travel five miles per hour faster.
Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests will eat.
Law of Taxes: Whatever goes up, stays up.
Roman Rule: The one who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the one doing it.
Law of Climatology: Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.
Common Sense Rule: A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
Dumb Luck Rule: You can always hit what you don't aim at.
Working Man's Paradox: Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Law of Discovery: All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane.
Special Occasion Law: Nothing ever comes out as planned.
Law of Management: You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge.
Rule of Supervision: The one time you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.
Observation of Life, part 2: The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
Computer Law: The most useless tasks are the most fun.
Basic Assumption (b): The good ones are taken.
Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes.
Kitchen Rule: Anything is edible if it's chopped finely enough.
Observation of Life, Part 3: You can't fall off the floor.
Observation of Life, Part 4: It takes children three years to learn Part 3.
Basic Assumption (c): Don't worry . . . Nobody gives a hoot anyway.
Law of Statistics: No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone that knew it would.
Law of Assembly: The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.
Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
 
Over 40

POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 40

A Computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And a Ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of a girlfriend
And Gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things
And that really Mega Bytes.

An Application was for employment
A Program was a TV show
A Cursor used profanity
A Keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you Unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log On was adding wood to the fire
Hard Drive was a long trip on the road
A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a Backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A Web was a spider's home
And a Virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the Memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a Computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

snexxer
SHITS AND GIGGLES - Snexxers comedy club
3 4 5
Replies
112
Views
1K
snexxer
snexxer
cactusjack0584
A prick’s house of dad jokes
Replies
13
Views
500
dancerbabe2000
dancerbabe2000
InThe312
🥂🎂 Happy Birthday StillRain 🎂🥂
Replies
19
Views
528
RjR3_1954
RjR3_1954
Qky75
Yo Mama.....
Replies
9
Views
348
MrMakersMark
MrMakersMark
redsnowbunny
💦😏 Wet or Dry 😶❌
2
Replies
27
Views
1K
Your_enigmatic_escape
Y
Back
Top