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laughing my ass off
now that was a good one....Jasmine..he he
why was there lipstick on the blondes
steering wheel??
she was trying to blow the horn...
...................Art..............................
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now that was a good one....Jasmine..he he
why was there lipstick on the blondes
steering wheel??
she was trying to blow the horn...
...................Art..............................
@Tail waggin good time
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indian customs
succulent-one...now that was funny..
A reporter went to an indian tribe to
learn of some of there customs....
while waiting to talk to the chief..
She interviewed an indian with one feather
in his head band.....
"whats the feather for?"..the reporter asked.
"Me have one feather for one squaw."
the Indian replied..
When she got to the chief, who had many,
many feathers in his head dress..the reporter,
had to ask. "What does all the feathers
stand for chief?"
The chief answered, "for all the squaws I
have had sex with."
"oh, dear," the reporter said.
"No, deers ass to high, and run to fast."
the chief replied.
succulent-one...now that was funny..
A reporter went to an indian tribe to
learn of some of there customs....
while waiting to talk to the chief..
She interviewed an indian with one feather
in his head band.....
"whats the feather for?"..the reporter asked.
"Me have one feather for one squaw."
the Indian replied..
When she got to the chief, who had many,
many feathers in his head dress..the reporter,
had to ask. "What does all the feathers
stand for chief?"
The chief answered, "for all the squaws I
have had sex with."
"oh, dear," the reporter said.
"No, deers ass to high, and run to fast."
the chief replied.
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Re: Christmas Riddle
ROFL !!!!
I love that !!
Succulent-one said:
ROFL !!!!
I love that !!
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Re: laughing my ass off
and did you hear.. the auto manufacturers are putting dimmer switches back on the floorboards ???
we blondes keep getting our feet caught in the steering wheel
~~Art~~
My Erotic Tail said:
and did you hear.. the auto manufacturers are putting dimmer switches back on the floorboards ???
we blondes keep getting our feet caught in the steering wheel
~~Art~~
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Joey3308 said:
(( Joey ))
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A Letter From Grandma
Dear kids,
I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour.
I haven't been feeling very good - the friend I shared a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows.
It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the internet to pass the time. And the computer in the recreation room has a pretty decent webcam. So you can remember what I look like, I have attached a recent picture of myself.
You all take care, and write to me soon.
With all of my heart,
Love, Grandma
http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/grandma.jpg
Dear kids,
I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour.
I haven't been feeling very good - the friend I shared a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows.
It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the internet to pass the time. And the computer in the recreation room has a pretty decent webcam. So you can remember what I look like, I have attached a recent picture of myself.
You all take care, and write to me soon.
With all of my heart,
Love, Grandma
http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/grandma.jpg
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Dear Mr. Cameron:
As a courtesy, we are sending you a copy of this letter we
recently wrote to your 15 year old daughter in response to
a query we received from her. Thank you.
Your Old High School Principal
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Dear Ms. Cameron:
Thank you for your letter. Yes, we are pleased to report, your father's old high school is still standing and our library was able to find yearbooks dating "all the way back" to his graduation. In fact, a few teachers even remember your father, which I will get to in a moment.
In answer to your first question: In every picture extant of your father he is well shod, wearing what I believe were called "earth shoes" back then. Also, the weather here is moderate, with snow generally lasting from December until March - hardly the entire school year. Thus his descriptions of the conditions under which he
"struggled" to school in the morning do, as you suggested, seem a bit exaggerated. In fact, our bus logs are (remarkably) still intact, revealing that not only was your father a registered passenger, but that his parents paid the extra ten dollars a month for door-to-door delivery.
I am sure there were days when your father was very sharply dressed," as you state he puts it, but in every single photograph I was able to uncover he is wearing exactly the same thing: bell bottom blue jeans with white strings trailing from the edges onto the floor, horizontal rents in the knees, and no belt buckle. His T-shirt displays a message easily communicated with hand gestures.
His hair hangs past his shoulders and looks as if it was exposed to a lot of wind -- perhaps he rode the school bus with the window open.
As to academics and "concentrating on the basics," one must remember the times. The "basics" back then may very well have embraced some of your father's elective subjects, which included "Personal Citizenship," "Ecology," and one which apparently was called "Relevance." We have no record of what, if anything, was
taught in these classes. What records we do have show that your father did indeed take Geometry, just as he claims. In fact, he took it his sophomore year, repeated it his junior year and repeated the course again his senior year - Geometry was required for graduation.
Now as to Mr. Muggins, who had your father in a class called "Problems of Modern Relationships." Mr. Muggins does not wish to dispute the claim that your father always had his homework done early, he merely wants to point out that no matter when it was done, it was always handed in late. In fact, your father sticks out in Mr. Muggins' mind as having the most outrageous excuses for being
unprepared, including having to evacuate his home because
it was infected with the China Syndrome.
Your father was not, sad to say, President of the Student Council. Perhaps he is confusing student government with a social group called "The Slackers," which Mr. Muggins recalls was a group of boys who sat in the hallway and made loud groaning noises whenever an attractive girl strode past. Your father was assistant vice president of the club, and, to our knowledge, is the only past member not currently serving time in a federal penitentiary.
One thing IS completely verifiable: your father's name is, indeed, carved above the door to the school. Please advise that, now that we have noticed it, we will need to have it sanded out and refinished, at a cost of approximately three hundred dollars. We would appreciate it if your father would agree to pay for the damage without our having to engage lawyers.
The honor roll to which he apparently referred is not above the door, it hangs outside my office. I will leave unanswered the question as to whether his name is upon it.
Thank you very much for your letter, which we found most amusing. Be sure to tell your father hello from Mr. Muggins.
Sincerely,
The Principal
As a courtesy, we are sending you a copy of this letter we
recently wrote to your 15 year old daughter in response to
a query we received from her. Thank you.
Your Old High School Principal
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Dear Ms. Cameron:
Thank you for your letter. Yes, we are pleased to report, your father's old high school is still standing and our library was able to find yearbooks dating "all the way back" to his graduation. In fact, a few teachers even remember your father, which I will get to in a moment.
In answer to your first question: In every picture extant of your father he is well shod, wearing what I believe were called "earth shoes" back then. Also, the weather here is moderate, with snow generally lasting from December until March - hardly the entire school year. Thus his descriptions of the conditions under which he
"struggled" to school in the morning do, as you suggested, seem a bit exaggerated. In fact, our bus logs are (remarkably) still intact, revealing that not only was your father a registered passenger, but that his parents paid the extra ten dollars a month for door-to-door delivery.
I am sure there were days when your father was very sharply dressed," as you state he puts it, but in every single photograph I was able to uncover he is wearing exactly the same thing: bell bottom blue jeans with white strings trailing from the edges onto the floor, horizontal rents in the knees, and no belt buckle. His T-shirt displays a message easily communicated with hand gestures.
His hair hangs past his shoulders and looks as if it was exposed to a lot of wind -- perhaps he rode the school bus with the window open.
As to academics and "concentrating on the basics," one must remember the times. The "basics" back then may very well have embraced some of your father's elective subjects, which included "Personal Citizenship," "Ecology," and one which apparently was called "Relevance." We have no record of what, if anything, was
taught in these classes. What records we do have show that your father did indeed take Geometry, just as he claims. In fact, he took it his sophomore year, repeated it his junior year and repeated the course again his senior year - Geometry was required for graduation.
Now as to Mr. Muggins, who had your father in a class called "Problems of Modern Relationships." Mr. Muggins does not wish to dispute the claim that your father always had his homework done early, he merely wants to point out that no matter when it was done, it was always handed in late. In fact, your father sticks out in Mr. Muggins' mind as having the most outrageous excuses for being
unprepared, including having to evacuate his home because
it was infected with the China Syndrome.
Your father was not, sad to say, President of the Student Council. Perhaps he is confusing student government with a social group called "The Slackers," which Mr. Muggins recalls was a group of boys who sat in the hallway and made loud groaning noises whenever an attractive girl strode past. Your father was assistant vice president of the club, and, to our knowledge, is the only past member not currently serving time in a federal penitentiary.
One thing IS completely verifiable: your father's name is, indeed, carved above the door to the school. Please advise that, now that we have noticed it, we will need to have it sanded out and refinished, at a cost of approximately three hundred dollars. We would appreciate it if your father would agree to pay for the damage without our having to engage lawyers.
The honor roll to which he apparently referred is not above the door, it hangs outside my office. I will leave unanswered the question as to whether his name is upon it.
Thank you very much for your letter, which we found most amusing. Be sure to tell your father hello from Mr. Muggins.
Sincerely,
The Principal
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Joey3308 said:
joey...where can i get one of those???
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Joey3308 said:I think some real tall guy in Afganistan is selling them he he. I can't believe they didn't bother to clean the toilet before making the pic
( i thought the same thing !! that's just ewwwwww)
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Joey3308 said:Well, on the positive side, at least they flushed
double ewwww !!!
*but you're right !!* lolol
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Of course he's pulling them over cause she's not wearing a helmet
http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/stare1.jpg
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*smiles*Joey3308 said:Of course he's pulling them over cause she's not wearing a helmet
http://www.rudefun.com/funpages/images/stare1.jpg
she has a kick ass pair of boots tho
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Joey3308 said:Uh, yeah.......nice booty....I mean boots
that makes me think of a tshirt my h saw on the way home from a fishing trip..
a guy riding a harley had this on the back of his tshirt..
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
LOL
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xx--jasmine--xx said:that makes me think of a tshirt my h saw on the way home from a fishing trip..
a guy riding a harley had this on the back of his tshirt..
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
Oh that's funny...it would make a good pic
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