Yo Mama.....

[Qky75]

Tell me your favorite Your Mama jokes here....

 

[Qky75]

I'll start;

Your Mama's so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me....

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go another direction.

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama so fat, when stepped on the scale it said, ‘To be continued.’

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yo mama so nasty, she gets escorted out of Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yo mama so hot, if she was a washing machine, I would definitely put my dirty load inside her.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Yo mama is so big, after sex she smoked a turkey.

And tell the bitch I want my weights back!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper.

 

[Qky75]

Dang @SirCorneliusWankumbush is going down memory lane lol

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Dang @SirCorneliusWankumbush is going down memory lane lol

Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.

Yo mama looked familiar...then I remembered shes in my bathroom washing last night off her teeth

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said, “concentrate.”

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo mama looked familiar...then I remembered shes in my bathroom washing last night off her teeth

I'm sorry bro.

Yo mama’s such a mess, Fix-It Felix said, “I can’t fix it.”

 

[Qky75]

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said, “concentrate.”

Stealing this! hahaha

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Stealing this! hahaha

Thief!!!!

 

[Qky75]

Thief!!!!

Thats what yo mama said about her vir.......wait looks at the line of engagement

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Thats what yo mama said about her vir.......wait looks at the line of engagement

Yo momma is so silly that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them, “Hey, you forgot the remote!”

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals".

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yo momma's so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops drove by and said, "Break it up!".