VV's Thoughts On Tinder

[VoraciousValue]

As I mentioned elsewhere, I'm trying Tinder again right now. I shouldn't waste my time, but there's a lot of comedy to be found. I thought I'd post the jokes that pop up in my head looking through Tinder (hopefully) for your amusement. For example:

Tinder profile says: "No bra, no makeup. . . ."
My thought: "No underwear?? "

Laugh at mine or post one of your own!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Not tinder related but do you know the turn of phrase “fur coat but no knickers”?

That popped into my head.

Have fun on tinder

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tinder profile says: "Been unsuccessful meeting a man in the wild. . . ."
My thought: "Yeah, Sasquatch is kind of anti-social, isn't he??"

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tinder profile says: "Looking for the Gomez to my Morticia."
My thought:

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tinder profile says: "I hate being OTP."
My thought: "You're on the Pill??"