Jello says:

[Guest]

Terminal Preppie

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool
I join the right clubs
Just to make an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead
My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation
John Belushi's my hero
I Lampoon and ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated
I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends
No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck
Win! Win! I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

CHORUS:
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
Terminal terminal terminal preppie
Terminal terminal terminal terminal
Terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine
Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

CHORUS

 

[Spinaroonie]

That song has been depressing the hell out of me recently.

 

[Guest]

Me too.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I am not jello... I am creme brulee...


Morgy

 

[Starfish]

I'm a hyperactive child.

Cheer up. Join me. That isn't depressing at all.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: I'm a hyperactive child.

Cheer up. Join me. That isn't depressing at all.

It isn't? The idea that no matter what you do in college you will be sucked into the boring world of buisness and work 9-5 for the rest of your life and live in suburbia just like everyone else?

Scares the fuck out of me.

 

[Starfish]

You have to find what you like, and do that.

Don't do what you think will make you happy and prosperous. Do what you know will make you happy.

 

[Rhys]

Jello also says...

"you give me head,
it makes it worse.
Take out your fucking retainer
put it in your purse...."


From Too Drunk to Fuck...The Dead Kennedys....


now thats lyrics for ya!

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: I'm a hyperactive child.

It isn't? The idea that no matter what you do in college you will be sucked into the boring world of buisness and work 9-5 for the rest of your life and live in suburbia just like everyone else?

Scares the fuck out of me.

Don't be scared. You don't have to do any such thing. Decide how you want to live, then work toward that lifestyle. Tract housing, 4x4s, PTA meetings, and dead-end jobs are NOT mandatory. It's your choice.

 

[Starfish]

SEE....

Starfish: professional paint splatterer, and intellectual.
Laurel: Kitty Mama, and The Queen, Godess, Oricle, etc.. of smut and cum.

 

[MechaBlade]

Re: Re: I'm a hyperactive child.

I know exactly what you mean. Hopefully, I will enjoy my job so much that 9-5 will be fun. Also, assuming your job doesn't take all your time (which is a lot to assume) you can have extracurriculars, like join a sewing circle, or in my case, maintain an erotica website.

Think- if you're going to college, you're going to make a lot of more money than you would've without the degree. Just remember your reasons. Plus not everyone hates their job.

I don't know how true or helpful any of the above stuff is, but I know that when I tell myself this stuff, it gets me to sleep at night.

I haven't heard that song, but it doesn't depress me. I want some of the stuff he's talking about. He gets a boat and a wife with tits (as opposed to a tit-less wife). I know what I want, I know it will make me happy, and hopefully I will get it. I like to stay optimistic about my job future.

MechaBlade

It isn't? The idea that no matter what you do in college you will be sucked into the boring world of buisness and work 9-5 for the rest of your life and live in suburbia just like everyone else?

Scares the fuck out of me.

 

[MechaBlade]

oh and like laurel said... the suburbian life is optional. I know I'm not taking any job outside of the city unless the pay is retire-at-thirty-five high.

MechaBlade