Jacking-Off Log

[Adre]

there was a time when the gb wa filled with threads like this.

no we have guns and metamucil.

thanks for the bump, dolf.

We need more naughtycakes and dolf, with their dripping cunts. Fewer of the other cunts.

 

[cjh]

you should have a wank in here. retro lit style.

i am celibate.

 

[cjh]

We need more naughtycakes and dolf, with their dripping cunts. Fewer of the other cunts.

this place used to be san franciso. now it is sioux city.

 

[blobfish]

I don't know why we need more sex talk here; there are plenty of boards on here devoted exclusively to that. Plus, that sort of thing attracts the undesirable Playground types. In fact, I fully blame this very thread for Lifendeath.

Thanks a lot, Rosco.

 

[Adre]

I don't know why we need more sex talk here; there are plenty of boards on here devoted exclusively to that. Plus, that sort of thing attracts the undesirable Playground types. In fact, I fully blame this very thread for Lifendeath.

Thanks a lot, Rosco.

OK, you can have Ishmael and Busboy, I'll take Naughtycakes.

I borrowed the coolface from JAJ.

 

[cjh]

OK, you can have Ishmael and Busboy, I'll take Naughtycakes.

I borrowed the coolface from JAJ.

you should peruse this thread.

great, literate freaks of days gone by.

i miss olivia-yearns. and hester.

 

[dolf]

i got a little bored with my usual wank...

so i took some rope, slid a vibe in my arse, used the rope to tie it there, slid a rabbit in my cunt, used the rope to tie it tight, pressing hard under the hood of my clit, rope around my waist, my legs, my arse, my cunt, i braced myself and turned everything on.

open legs, close legs, writhe, squirm. nothing made anything less intense.

i imagined my head laid in his lap, my wrists cuffed around his waist. him playing with my tits, watching me, telling me how slutty i look writhing on the bed, that he'd decide how long it stayed there. wanting to pull that pleasure from me.

the orgasm was amazing.
it started on the skin of my upper arms, spreading, up and across my thighs now, my muscles in tremor, a wave hitting my cunt like a tsunami, thrashing, moaning, insane with pleasure.
the continued, inescapable stimulation causing wave after wave after wave. almost painfully intense.

several minutes pass before i can take no more.
i switch the toys off, untie the ropes, each slide of nylon over skin sending shivers.
my skin goosebumped.
my breathing hard.
my harness removed.

^^
i used to wank more creatively.
i should dedicate more time to the art.

 

[blobfish]

OK, you can have Ishmael and Busboy, I'll take Naughtycakes.

I borrowed the coolface from JAJ.

~chuckle~

Tildes do us part.

Ishmael & amicus

 

[girlsmiley]

I have decided I will not touch myself anymore.

I feel fine.

 

[Adre]

~chuckle~

Tildes do us part.

Ishmael & amicus

*smile*

And I'll throw Miles in for free.

 

[neci]

first wank in a week and a half. fuck. that felt good.

 

[pete]

I have decided I will not touch myself anymore.

I feel fine.

anymore today? or just this weekend?

 

[girlsmiley]

anymore today? or just this weekend?

I'm going to stop wanking altogether. Well, that's the plan!

 

[blobfish]

I'm going to stop wanking altogether. Well, that's the plan!

You'd better have a trouser elf, then.

 

[girlsmiley]

You'd better have a trouser elf, then.

I don't have one. Is that bad?

What's a trouser elf?

 

[blobfish]

I don't have one. Is that bad?

What's a trouser elf?

It's a wee man that lives in your trousers and tickles you. He gets especially excited on bumpy bike rides and during strenuous exercise.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's a wee man that lives in your trousers and tickles you. He gets especially excited on bumpy bike rides and during strenuous exercise.

A wee man?

*kegels*

 

[blobfish]

A wee man?

*kegels*

He uses his entire body to tend to you.

He's called "wee" because he sometimes get a bit of wee on him.

 

[girlsmiley]

He uses his entire body to tend to you.

He's called "wee" because he sometimes get a bit of wee on him.

Oh!! I know now!!

I murder a trouser elf every month.

Crime scene in my pants.

 

[blobfish]

Oh!! I know now!!

I murder a trouser elf every month.

Crime scene in my pants.

He curses you with his dying breath, but because he's so small, he only has enough hoodoo power to haunt you for three to five days.

 

[SkAoUt]

Sorry to break up the love in.

I abused myself today in the usual manner. The how I don't find too important but the impetus, well, that is the interesting part.

I don't usually get off to erotic comics but well I'd been reading some erotic stories and checking out some anime/manga/western comic porn. I ended up watching some clips that reminded me of the comics I'd been viewing but finished thinking about abusing the girl I've been seeing in a most degrading way.

Output was rather paltry. Not clear but milky.

Funny about using pornographic comics to get off to. More sad funny than haha funny but there you have it. A wee bit of off centre masturbation that doesn't allow me peaceful reflection.

 

[blobfish]

Sorry to break up the love in.

I abused myself today in the usual manner. The how I don't find too important but the impetus, well, that is the interesting part.

I don't usually get off to erotic comics but well I'd been reading some erotic stories and checking out some anime/manga/western comic porn. I ended up watching some clips that reminded me of the comics I'd been viewing but finished thinking about abusing the girl I've been seeing in a most degrading way.

Output was rather paltry. Not clear but milky.

Funny about using pornographic comics to get off to. More sad funny than haha funny but there you have it. A wee bit of off centre masturbation that doesn't allow me peaceful reflection.

What is it with you British people and abuse? Do you have some kind of cultural memory of the London stove polish factories or something?

 

[velvet_crush]

retro jack off is right. I had a vague recollection of this. 2008.

It's been over a week since I've had this idea in my head that won't seem to go away.

Our paths cross around noon - he came home for lunch as I'm leaving for work. He grabs me by the back of the neck, pulls me close. He keeps his hand at my neck and looks at me. His other hand between my legs, cupping my cunt hard almost pinching it over my pants. I start to object - he tells me to shut up.

With pressure on my neck, he pushes me to my knees. Unzips his jeans, pulls out his cock and traces it over my lips. I open my mouth and he slaps it - my mouth, my tongue with his cock. I feel foolish trying to chase after his cock. He runs both hands through my hair, when at the back of my head, he pulls my hair tight. Keeps my head from moving, he pushes his cock in. Fucks my mouth. He pulls my hair tighter, I can't breathe, I gag and he continues the fuck.

Just as I think I'm adjusting to this, he pushes me back. It's awkward. Take off your jeans, he says. I don't do it quick enough. He pulls me back on my knees and pushes me forward so I'm on hands and knees. He pulls my jeans down to my knees. Pushes me head down to the floor. I can't get my legs spread very wide. He doesn't care - he straddles my legs and shoves his cock in between my legs. He's all over - in my cunt, in between my legs, rubbing his cock over the crack of my ass. He tells me to put my legs together and he fucks me this way - I feel his cock in between my thighs, teasing my cunt, never really getting too deep.

He won't even cum in me. He jacks himself on my ass.

He's done. He gets up and looks down at me. Tells me he has to leave or he'll be late getting back to work.

I hate that I like this feeling of being fucked. Used.

 

[blobfish]

retro jack off is right. I had a vague recollection of this. 2008.

So, Devonshire?

 

[velvet_crush]

So, Devonshire?

Minnesota.