Jacking-Off Log

[blobfish]

Would it be possible to turn human semen into alcohol?

 

[FunkyPinkBitch]

I JIll off ALL the time!

 

[roleplayguy2013]

I JIll off ALL the time!

Details! Rule of the thread. Okay, maybe not, but we want them anyway.

 

[dolf]

If your spunk drunk maunderings are any guide, you've consumed a whole bollock's worth of a far more potent intoxicant: manseed.

it contains hormones.
corrupting hormones.
after the first one it all snowballs.

 

[blobfish]

I JIll off ALL the time!

"Jill off".

Right up there with "kidlet".

 

[dolf]

'snowballs' lol

 

[lovetoread]

"Jill off".

Right up there with "kidlet".

The kiddlets left and I jill'd myself.

 

[blobfish]

The kiddlets left and I jill'd myself.

I'll bet it was all very moist.

 

[lovetoread]

I'll bet it was all very moist.

Of course it was, I was in a bubble bath.

 

[blobfish]

Of course it was, I was in a bubble bath.

And then you just sat in the masturbation water? Gross!

 

[lovetoread]

And then you just sat in the masturbation water? Gross!

Juicy goodness.

Yummies.

 

[Sweetzera]

locale: standing, into bathroom sink. I like to rest my nustsack on the cool porcelain rim.

lube: none

fantasy: kind of blurry and unfocused. I achieved conclusion with a thought of rubbing spit-smeared dick head all over her face, preparatory to forcing her to perform an act of oral servitude.

remarks: about 3 minutes of hard jacking required, thought my arm was going to fall off. when I achieved conclusion I was actually expecting a paltry orgasm for all that hard work, but I used a trick of mine-a deep relaxation right before ejaculation-which caused me to go off with quite a bang. I struck a wide stance, grimaced and shivered.

load: paltry, about 2 thimblesful. Color good though.

Funny, but a total turn on.

 

[blobfish]

Juicy goodness.

Yummies.

I rarely john off in the shower, but when I do, the cum sometimes doesn't wash all the way off. When that happens, it dries on my body hair and has to be flaked off later. I read somewhere that it's called "devil's potion".

 

[kotori]

Of course it was, I was in a bubble bath.

I had a bath too.

 

[lovetoread]

I had a bath too.

Was it a good one?

 

[kotori]

Was it a good one?

Not bad. You gave me the idea.

No bubbles, no jacking.

 

[lovetoread]

Not bad. You gave me the idea.

No bubbles, no jacking.

Good. But bubbles always are relaxing.

 

[kotori]

Good. But bubbles always are relaxing.

Yeah it would have been nice to have bubbles.

 

[hyde69]

My first post

i'm Johnny. i'm 43 & live in Texas. i love to jack off. i like to watch porn movies & beat off. i will try to post here from now on whenever i jerk off.

i love to read the posts from women who like to jill. it's so hot.

 

[dolf]

i'm not 'jilling', because that's a bloody stupid word.
i'm having a wank. deal with it.

 

[lovetoread]

This morning, I wanked.

The scene: I was in the shower, hot water flowing over me with my long hair touching my tush.

My thoughts: I was reliving the way I was taken in my dream from last night. He was so forceful and in control. He had me doing things that I couldn't even describe here.

The how: I started with my fingers on my clit, then moved to my vibe.

The orgasm: it was a toe curler. I was already achy and in need. Which meant I had to work for it.

I'd give this one a 3.5 out of 5.

 

[neci]

german gangbang porn
sucking on a pipe
started coming while inhaling
rode through
muscle spasms taking over control
tightening of the cunt, ass, lower abdomen
shoulders back
head completely relaxed
i still feel tingly
hair trigger

 

[blobfish]

I jizzed in a sock.

 

[Sweetzera]

I jizzed in a sock.

This is such a fun thread to read!!

 

[blobfish]

This is such a fun thread to read!!

You're welcome.