Jacking-Off Log

[dolf]

the hollow wank.
my body is reluctant to respond.
though when it comes, physically, it is good.
i can taste the edge of tears even before it's ended.
but the tears refuse to flow.
more reluctant even than my orgasm.
and i am left...
hollow.

 

[thør]

the hollow wank.
my body is reluctant to respond.
though when it comes, physically, it is good.
i can taste the edge of tears even before it's ended.
but the tears refuse to flow.
more reluctant even than my orgasm.
and i am left...
hollow.

Why

Bother

?

 

[dolf]

Why

Bother

?

i did not know it would be this way.

 

[Saint Peter]

Conserve your seed!

 

[dolf]

i have no seed today.
and if i did, i would eat it all up!

 

[Disgustipated]

the hollow wank.
my body is reluctant to respond.
though when it comes, physically, it is good.
i can taste the edge of tears even before it's ended.
but the tears refuse to flow.
more reluctant even than my orgasm.
and i am left...
hollow.

You bore yourself whilst wanking? Not surprising.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am saving mine.


Not sure why.

 

[dolf]

do not save your seed.
it increases the risk of prostate cancer.
so go forth and wank.
wank as though your life depends on it!
which it actually might.

 

[blobfish]

I jizzed in my mouth.

 

[Saint Peter]

Only if you insist!

 

[dolf]

i insist!

 

[thør]

Only if you insist!

It's good for you.

Where the hell is my seeing eye dog?

 

[dolf]

it must be around here somewhere.
i swear i heard yapping not 15 minutes ago.

 

[chillywilly2]

I jizzed in my mouth.

doesn't suprise me

 

[tactful]

doesn't suprise me

It's ok, I had to clean the screen anyway.

 

[Sonofawhore]

About to get my mom's thong so i can start stroking

 

[rosco rathbone]

Once again, I am years ahead of the trends:

Hands Off :Why are a bunch of men quitting masturbation?


http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=15484906&postcount=1293


This sort of thing is an ongoing feature of my life. I would announce the things I'm currently into so that folks can get in on the ground floor, but it's impossible to tell which of today's idees fixe will be Big In 2021.

 

[bridgeburner]

Rosco, if they sold your brain on the 'change I'd buy me up some share for sure.

 

[naughtycakes]

Great article... fapstranauts, ha! I shall never become one.

 

[Vikingstone]

Great article... fapstranauts, ha! I shall never become one.

Fig me once
and fig me twice
and fig me once again
it's been a long long time....

 

[naughtycakes]

Fig me once
and fig me twice
and fig me once again
it's been a long long time....

Ha! Once was enough.

Some things are just hotter in theory. Or when being done to somebody else

 

[dolf]

Ha! Once was enough.

Some things are just hotter in theory. Or when being done to somebody else

like having cystitis in your arse.

 

[naughtycakes]

like having cystitis in your arse.

Yeah, that doesn't sound fun even once.

 

[Vikingstone]

Ha! Once was enough.

Some things are just hotter in theory. Or when being done to somebody else

Haha! Well said.

 

[Lexy_85]

Fig me once
and fig me twice
and fig me once again
it's been a long long time....

funny guy