Jacking-Off Log

[blobfish]

Minnesota.

Is that in Bristol?

 

[velvet_crush]

Is that in Bristol?

You betcha.

 

[dolf]

the hands free self fuck.

all in the mind, it leaves me sodden and unsatisfied, but some feelings are to strong to embrace, to intimate to engage.
what you said, softly and gently, set me off thinking something unusual for me. love. tenderness. the way you make me feel when i'm fragile. safe. loved. accepted.
gentle kisses and caresses, held close, making love.
my mind creates cascades of sensations, nerves firing spontaneously, goosebumps, a waterfall spilling down my body under my skin.

one day.

 

[SkAoUt]

all in the mind, it leaves me sodden and unsatisfied, but some feelings are to strong to embrace, to intimate to engage.
what you said, softly and gently, set me off thinking something unusual for me. love. tenderness. the way you make me feel when i'm fragile. safe. loved. accepted.
gentle kisses and caresses, held close, making love.
my mind creates cascades of sensations, nerves firing spontaneously, goosebumps, a waterfall spilling down my body under my skin.

one day.

Sounds like a good wank.

My latest was satisfying in its perversity. Slightly disturbing.

Your's sounds comfy and shit. So rather perverse too...

 

[dolf]

to compensate for comfy, i wanked perverse tonight.

the hot water wank

using the mixer tap shower head in the bath, legs spread wide, knees outside my shoulders, and aiming the pin prick jets at my clit. watching the water spread my cunt and push back the hood, my clit growing and hardening visibly. every few minutes i turn down the cold tap, increasing the temperature by just a few degrees. pleasantly warm, a little too warm, uncomfortably hot. watching my clit start to glow cherry red, wincing but holding, feeling the slow build up which suddenly became a shower of electric sparkles spreading from my cunt and up over the back of my thighs.

 

[naughtycakes]

^^
i used to wank more creatively.
i should dedicate more time to the art.

Wow, that's a serious wank.

I've gone through phases when I devoted much more time and energy to wanking, must be a cyclical thing.

Sorry to break up the love in.

I abused myself today in the usual manner. The how I don't find too important but the impetus, well, that is the interesting part.

I don't usually get off to erotic comics but well I'd been reading some erotic stories and checking out some anime/manga/western comic porn. I ended up watching some clips that reminded me of the comics I'd been viewing but finished thinking about abusing the girl I've been seeing in a most degrading way.

Output was rather paltry. Not clear but milky.

Funny about using pornographic comics to get off to. More sad funny than haha funny but there you have it. A wee bit of off centre masturbation that doesn't allow me peaceful reflection.

I don't find this sad at all. There's something to be said for creative wanks. Most of the time I'm lazy and just wank to spanking or bdsm porn clips. It takes me more time and energy to wank to something conceptual.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Strangely, as the fantasy content of my wanks winds down to nil, the physical intensity if anything seems to be increasing. I had one of those hotwired, electrode up the ass Os last night that caused my whole body to bend into a backwards arc, my balls to retract up into my thorax, and jay juice to spatter the entire sleeping zone. I was still finding blobs of it here and there next morning. Dried out, they take on the appearance and texture of mucilage.

 

[sweepthefloor]

haha

 

[dolf]

in the wee small hours of this morning,
a plain old buzz-clit wank.
but the fantasy that went with, an ambush set by a balaclava wearing evil bastard of my acquaintance, bound up like a cliché comic book slut, bound and titty tortured and thoroughly buggered.
a fluttery butterfly orgasm that concentrated in the contractions of my cunt and abs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do we have to call it jay juice?

 

[dolf]

Do we have to call it jay juice?

bwahahahahahaha!!

 

[butters]

bunch of wankers


creative wankers, admittedly...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Do we have to call it jay juice?

What's wrong with jay (jacking off-JO-jayoh-jay) juice

Baby batter, manseed, DNA sample, Oload, submission serum, deadly venom....

 

[lovetoread]

Dick snot

 

[pete]

geesh
or gentlemen's relish, if you're not into the whole "brevity" thing

 

[kotori]

I'm self-celibate until next Saturday.

 

[butters]

Baby batter, manseed, DNA sample, Oload, submission serum, deadly venom....

Dick snot

*pales*

ewwwww

 

[rosco rathbone]

pinnochio sneeze=O

 

[roleplayguy2013]

When: Last night.
Where: Bed
Image: Her, from the Stunning Brunettes thread.
Fantasy: She is my stunning, flawless, adventurous older sister. She knows I am a virgin and comes to me, with a proposal to teach me what I need to learn about how to pleasure a woman. She directs me in performing oral sex on her, driving her to orgasm, then lays me back and straddles me, grasping my dick -- only to cause it to immediately spout all over my abdomen. She licks it up, slowly, erotically, all the while tenderly fondling me. Then ... in I go ... and we fuck until we both cum.

 

[dolf]

What's wrong with jay (jacking off-JO-jayoh-jay) juice

Baby batter, manseed, DNA sample, Oload, submission serum, deadly venom....

'food'

 

[rosco rathbone]

'food'

*Double take*

dolf calling seed food, eh?

Once again submission serum works its dark magic.

 

[dolf]

*Double take*

dolf calling seed food, eh?

Once again submission serum works its dark magic.

some evil bastard is to blame for warping my pure & innocent mind.

 

[rosco rathbone]

some evil bastard is to blame for warping my pure & innocent mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc#t=04m16s

 

[dolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc#t=04m16s

i didn't drink a whole box of wine.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i didn't drink a whole box of wine.

If your spunk drunk maunderings are any guide, you've consumed a whole bollock's worth of a far more potent intoxicant: manseed.