Jacking-Off Log

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went on an afternoon o binge.
five. maybe more.
followed by a cool shower.
i made a mess and stank like pussy.
now i must tidy up.
coffee sounds good.
 
I've been wanking like mad since I got my period a couple days ago...just so horny all of a sudden. I ate some mushrooms with a lover last week and had mad, insane mushroom sex, so good, and that just set me off.

Got my period on Saturday and haven't been able to keep my hands off myself since. Ate some more mushrooms last night and went out to see a band, had a hard time keeping my hands off myself till I got home. Came twice during my moonlit bike ride home - took the looong way and two unnecessary bridges.

Mmmm, now I get to go to work in a bit to work with an older attorney who's all proper and quirky, excellent dry sense of humor, and he has an awkward crush on me. Married, or I'd totally make a pass, especially in my current state.

He told me to watch Casablanca last time I saw him. Have not done so. Will be thinking about what he should do to me for not following instructions.
 
I've been wanking like mad since I got my period a couple days ago...just so horny all of a sudden. I ate some mushrooms with a lover last week and had mad, insane mushroom sex, so good, and that just set me off.

Got my period on Saturday and haven't been able to keep my hands off myself since. Ate some more mushrooms last night and went out to see a band, had a hard time keeping my hands off myself till I got home. Came twice during my moonlit bike ride home - took the looong way and two unnecessary bridges.

Mmmm, now I get to go to work in a bit to work with an older attorney who's all proper and quirky, excellent dry sense of humor, and he has an awkward crush on me. Married, or I'd totally make a pass, especially in my current state.

He told me to watch Casablanca last time I saw him. Have not done so. Will be thinking about what he should do to me for not following instructions.

lovah....so 70s
 
lovah....so 70s

My lovah....haha, I love calling people lover, too. I used to call my best friend lover all the time, it's a nice, little phrase.

Plus fuck buddy is so juvenile and pedestrian. We are not buddies. His tongue and my asshole are buddies. He and I are lovers.... cue ABBA music.
 
We are not buddies. His tongue and my asshole are buddies. He and I are lovers.

Okay, I've gotta nick this phrase. :D

BTW, when you're on your menarche and you masturbate, do you lay down a towel underneath your tasty tanned bottom to prevent staining? Or is your flow not so gushing that you can go to town on your pussy with your fingers/sex toy like you were churning butter? ;)
 
Okay, I've gotta nick this phrase. :D

BTW, when you're on your menarche and you masturbate, do you lay down a towel underneath your tasty tanned bottom to prevent staining? Or is your flow not so gushing that you can go to town on your pussy with your fingers/sex toy like you were churning butter? ;)

Oh, it's a total bloodbath, but I don't care.

I usually leave the tampon in and just diddle my clitty, once in a while, if I'm feeling ambitious, I'll use a vibe or something, but I'm normally too lazy for that.

I've had sex with said lover on my period many times, and that tends to get pretty messy, but I don't think we ever bothered with a towel. One time he did have to go get a towel to wipe all the blood of his legs and abdomen in the middle of a heated sesh, though, haha.
 
attempted earlier today. just couldn't get into it. this is when i need cock to suck.
 
I woke up in cum soaked boxers this morning. Empirical evidence suggests 1 month is the maximum amount of time my body will store seed before self-ejecting.
 
Was driving today and this came on and I thought about jacking it this morning.

Not super satisfactory. More a rushed get there feeling but I was watching some pretty bent vid caps. May have contributed to the quickness.
 
Hmm, haven't jacked since last week I think. Not feeling it, I guess.

Doesn't help that I don't have good wifi in my bedroom, but I guess I've just been too busy to care and by the time I get to bed after all the day's activities, I just pass out.
 
A quickie this morning in the shower, imagining my wifes sister on her knees, begging me to cum in her mouth, of course I obliged the poor dear, lol.
 
Yesterday, getting ready for work... put the shower head directly on my clit and came in less than 2 Mississippis...

I'm tired today, did 1 hour on the elliptical machine yesterday, then rode 19 miles at full speed with friends last night. I really feel like curling up and wanking all day, but I'm going to settle for a good midday wank.
 
revived for cjh

he likes me to listen. the phone rings but nobody speaks. i can just hear him breathing and the sounds of rapid movements. i know that he's thinking about hurting me. i know that he cums harder and faster if he knows that i'm listening, if he knows that i'm thinking about what he's going to do to me soon. when he cums he takes a moment to get his breath, then hangs up. without a word. nobody speaks.
 
there was a time when the gb wa filled with threads like this.

no we have guns and metamucil. :(

thanks for the bump, dolf. :heart:
 
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