It's JMJ's One Liner of the Week.

[JazzManJim]

Said yesterday about a co-worker who had been out all night the night before and was still hanging from his evening alco-fest (who was present, so it wasn't catty or anything). It was in response to the wonderful setup line:

"Give him a break. He's tired. He's a workaholic"

The one-liner:

"Sure. Work. That's the kind of aholic he is..."

 

[SexyWench]

Good afternoon JMJ! How's it going?

 

[J.B.]

*shaking head*

 

[JazzManJim]

*shaking head*

Hey! It was funny!

HIya Wench...you've been well?

 

[J.B.]

I've been doing ok.

 

[unclej]

hey jimmie, what's shakin'? the best thing i've heard lately was when one of my niece's frineds came over during the holidays and brought her little miniature pomeranian with her. little fur ball kept yippin most of an hour and my niece finally said to her friend, "would you please take the batteries out of that thing?"

 

[Samuari]

That's even funnier than Yogi's famous:

"A nickel isn't worth a dime anymore."

You having a good afternoon Jim?

 

[SexyWench]

When my nephew was told to put on his thinking cap to do his homework, he told his mom that he'd have to do it later cuz the batteries died!