I'm one Dirty Birdie!

JazzManJim

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So I've had this hankerin' for a couple weeks. As we all know around here, I"m just a horndog among many, many other horndogs, but of late, I'm coming back to my normally-perverted roots.

So here's what I want.

I want to have a woman, when, where and how I please. I want to have her so overcome with desire that she nearly weeps for want of me. I want to tie her hands behind her back and have her suck my cock until we're both moaning to shake the rafters. I want to pick her up in my strong arms, toss her on the bed and ravish her like she's dreamed since she read her very first bodice-ripper romance novel when she was 12. I want to give her a night that will make her knees tremble at the merest thought of it. I want her to blush when I merely say "Hi" at the remembrance of the things I did to her, and had her to for me.

I want to bring my hand across her ass, letting the smack ring throughout the room and in the very corners of her mind. I want to control her every moan and shiver. I want to make her cum while she has my cock in her mouth...while she lays there under my scrutiny...while she worships my cock.

I want to consume her..devour her...overwhelm her reason and thought in wave after crashing wave of orgasm until she can do little but utter moans of purest red hot passion. I want to make her cum until she has to beg me to stop..until she fears that her legs would not hold her up for a week...until the animal in her rises to meet the animal in me.

I want to lie in exhausted reverie, saying nothing, but holding each other close until the light of morning reminds us both that we forewent sleep in exchange for the most passionate night we've ever known. I want us both to spend the day wanting a night like that again and again. I want to live in her mind forever - not for my sensitivity, nor for my wit, nor for my intellect, but for the things I made her feel, and will do again.

Now, am I being unreasonable here, or what? :cool: :devil:


Edited for many, many spelling errors made in the heat of passion!!
 
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Now, am I being unreasonable here, or what? :cool: :devil: [/B][/QUOTE]


absolultely not...and when you find this woman, please find out
if she has a sister...for me...

thanks

:)
 
Re: Re: I'm one Dirty Birdie!

Rhys said:
Now, am I being unreasonable here, or what? :cool: :devil:


absolultely not...and when you find this woman, please find out
if she has a sister...for me...

thanks

:) [/B][/QUOTE]

I'll be sure to let you know. Shall I jsut send her over, trussed up and ready? ;)
 
Re: Re: Re: I'm one Dirty Birdie!

JazzManJim said:


I'll be sure to let you know. Shall I jsut send her over, trussed up and ready? ;)

works for me...;)
 
Been there .... done that ... have the sound track. :devil:


Nice detailed description there .... Jazzy....

I am sure your wish will come true ... ;)
 
Re: Jazzy...

foxinsox said:
My mama always said "I want, never gets".

But, she was often wrong :)

Well, it's not happened yet, but I've a lot of life yet.

And I'm always hopeful. :)
 
Re: Re: Jazzy...

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And I'm always hopeful. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

"Hope is a thing with feathers..." ~Emily Dickenson

"Without Feathers" ~Woody Allen


sigh...
:)

Rhys the featherless
 
Re: Re: Re: Jazzy...

Rhys said:
sigh...
:)

Rhys the featherless

I'm right there with you, bro.

I can only hope that perhaps one or two of the very best women hereabouts read and enjoy. That's all a man could want. :)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Jazzy...

JazzManJim said:


I'm right there with you, bro.

I can only hope that perhaps one or two of the very best women hereabouts read and enjoy. That's all a man could want. :)


yep...

(and I really am featherless, the dog next door found my stage boa in one of my cases and *ate* it)

sigh...
 
Jimmy,

I simply HAD to post on this thread!

Now, it is 2 a.m. or so and I don't know what the fuck to say!

:D


I want
I want
I want




My momma would say, "How does it feel to want?"
Then, once she knew what I was wanting, she would call the cops and have me signed into the nearest psych ward!

:p
 
MissTaken said:
My momma would say, "How does it feel to want?"
Then, once she knew what I was wanting, she would call the cops and have me signed into the nearest psych ward!

:p

My momma wasn't big on having me demand my wants, too.

But it's somethign I'm learning to do a lot lately. You never get what you want unless you make it known. I may never get this, but I'll surely never get it if I don't make it known, right?
 
JazzManJim said:


What?

Should I be a tad more direct, perhaps? More detailed? ;)

Lmao! Sweetie, I don't think you could be any more direct!;)
 
JazzManJim said:


My momma wasn't big on having me demand my wants, too.

But it's somethign I'm learning to do a lot lately. You never get what you want unless you make it known. I may never get this, but I'll surely never get it if I don't make it known, right?

Well, when I figure out what it is that I want, I will be sure to let everyone know.

It certainly isn't what I have or have had. *sigh*

I do know I want a large pizza right now and a friend to share it with. :)
 
SummerRose said:


Lmao! Sweetie, I don't think you could be any more direct!;)

Good...my work here is very nearly done.

Now to find a willing participant, and I'm all set!

But isn't that always the toughest part?
 
JazzManJim said:


Among my many hats is that of the Domino's Man. I can deliver. :)

Silly me. I forgot.

However, I would want the delivery man to stick around and keep me company with some chit chat and perhaps a game of checkers.

And you have made it very clear that your plans for such a night might be very different from innocent fun :D

OMG the word "innocent" on one of Jimmy's threads? Ack! The sky is falling !
 
MissTaken said:
However, I would want the delivery man to stick around and keep me company with some chit chat and perhaps a game of checkers.

And you have made it very clear that your plans for such a night might be very different from innocent fun :D

OMG the word "innocent" on one of Jimmy's threads? Ack! The sky is falling !

I"m sure the delivery man would be more than happy to oblige. He'd also, despite his wants, never do anything that wasn't absolutely welcome. He may be a dyed in the wool perv, but he can't seem to shake his gentlemanly upbringing. He's beginning to see that as a serious character flaw keeping him from lots of sweaty action. He's not sure, though.

And just so you know, I've often used the word "innocent" to refer to myself and not once has it resulted in a lightning bolt from the heavens! :D
 
Sausage, Mushrooms and green peppers, please!










And now, I will stop compromising your thread. Good night and be well.

xo

:)
 
I can handle that order, hon. Forgive me if I don't eat, though. Mushrooms make me swell up and die. :(

And you're not compromising the thread. It's just you and me here lately. ;)
 
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