I'm never getting my shirt back.
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KillerMuffin
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No.
You've obviously never heard of the give her 24 hours to return the shirt in the same condition in which it was borrowed or have one thing in her home broken for every 15 minute delay on the return technique.
It works every time.
You know, people just don't borrow my stuff anymore. I'm a generous gal, too.
You've obviously never heard of the give her 24 hours to return the shirt in the same condition in which it was borrowed or have one thing in her home broken for every 15 minute delay on the return technique.
It works every time.
You know, people just don't borrow my stuff anymore. I'm a generous gal, too.
WhatsHerName
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A good policy is to never loan out anything that you can't spare to never see again.
KillerMuffin
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Then cut a little bit of her hair from the underside in the back while she's sleeping. Tape it to a typewritten note that says you'll cut the rest of it down to a half inch if you don't get your shirt back in the same condition in which is was loaned out by the next evening.
superlittlegirl
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KillerMuffin said:Then cut a little bit of her hair from the underside in the back while she's sleeping. Tape it to a typewritten note that says you'll cut the rest of it down to a half inch if you don't get your shirt back in the same condition in which is was loaned out by the next evening.
I know you probably hate it when people swoon over your devious ways, KM, so I won't. But know that I considered it.
Sillyman
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Re: Re: Re: Sillyman....
I'm certainly not that egocentric as to assume that would be the reason. Besides, they met through me. I just wish my bitch of a sister met some women for a change. Ah well.
No, he's going to commit suicide when he turns 29. We have no doubt he is going to do it to. He's dead serious. The only problem is we don't know how close he is to the "termination date", so it leaves us a little worried.
hogjack said:
I'm certainly not that egocentric as to assume that would be the reason. Besides, they met through me. I just wish my bitch of a sister met some women for a change. Ah well.
No, he's going to commit suicide when he turns 29. We have no doubt he is going to do it to. He's dead serious. The only problem is we don't know how close he is to the "termination date", so it leaves us a little worried.
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I'm a total inadvertent klepto...I have two textbooks that I borrowed from a classmate that never got returned. I have two shirts, one pair of sweatpants, and some running pants from previous boyfriends that they gave me to sleep in that never got returned. I have one GAP t-shirt that someone gave me...never got returned.
However, as the universe works through karma:
I had a boyfriend take one pair of thigh-highs from me (don't ask), I have lost three going out (aka slut-wear) tops, one dress, and one pair of sweatpants to previous roommates.
However, as the universe works through karma:
I had a boyfriend take one pair of thigh-highs from me (don't ask), I have lost three going out (aka slut-wear) tops, one dress, and one pair of sweatpants to previous roommates.
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