I'm bored

[freakygirl]

The house is clean..

The presents are wrapped..

The kid is playing her playstation 2..

My mom is watching tv...

Mr Freaky will be home in a half hour..

I'm not tired..

I have nothing to do..

UGH! I hate nights like this!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Bake cookies?

 

[batter]

enjoy it while it lasts. the messes will be coming soon enough!
Hugs and Merry Christmas Freaky!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

The house is clean..

The presents are wrapped..

The kid is playing her playstation 2..

My mom is watching tv...

Mr Freaky will be home in a half hour..

I'm not tired..

I have nothing to do..

UGH! I hate nights like this!!!!

Stand naked in front of your mother and masturbate with one of those really big candy canes.

 

[freakygirl]

Bake cookies?

No that will mess up the kitchen

Batter *hugs* Merry Christmas.. oh I know it won't last...

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: I'm bored

Stand naked in front of your mother and masturbate with one of those really big candy canes.

You are one sick bastard.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

You are one sick bastard.

Maybe, but I'm betting you wouldn't be bored anymore.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: I'm bored

Stand naked in front of your mother and masturbate with one of those really big candy canes.

i think it would be difficult to find that boring. Disturbing, yes. Boring, no.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm bored

Maybe, but I'm betting you wouldn't be bored anymore.

Anyone but my mother would be fine..wait.. let me rephrase that.

Anyone but any family member of mine would be fine..

 

[Problem Child]

I've got one of those giant candycanes in my nightstand right now.

 

[Cheyenne]

I know, I know! Start a discussion with your mom about the benefits of using Magic to remove her hair!




What? Perky did it!

 

[freakygirl]

I've got one of those giant candycanes in my nightstand right now.

do you have a web cam?

I know, I know! Start a discussion with your mom about the benefits of using Magic to remove her hair!




What? Perky did it!

Cheyenne.. My mom just wouldn't understand Some things are better left unspoken

 

[Ham Murabi]

Write some really, really bad poetry.
Here's an example.

The dog is snoring on the floor,
The cat's curled up on the chair,
The wreath is hanging on the door,
And I've set fire to my hair.

The family gathers 'round the Christmas tree,
Where the dog has taken a leak,
The whole house is starting to smell like pee,
The cabinet is made of teak.

The aerosol can promises to be a duster,
The rubbing alcohol burns open sores,
Rose had a hymen 'til she met buster,
I'm crawling around on all fours.

 

[freakygirl]

Write some really, really bad poetry.
Here's an example.

The dog is snoring on the floor,
The cat's curled up on the chair,
The wreath is hanging on the door,
And I've set fire to my hair.

The family gathers 'round the Christmas tree,
Where the dog has taken a leak,
The whole house is starting to smell like pee,
The cabinet is made of teak.

The aerosol can promises to be a duster,
The rubbing alcohol burns open sores,
Rose had a hymen 'til she met buster,
I'm crawling around on all fours.

Are you spying on me?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Are you spying on me?

Lol.
Bad poetry can be contagious.