If you were a clown...

[kidthor]

...What kind would you be?

A happy clown
A sad clown
A circus clown
A party clown
A rodeo clown
A mime
A mean clown
A McClown
A psychotic clown
An other clown...

Yeah...I know...Bring on the jokes...I ain't afraid...

 

[christcat69]

Pennywise!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

...What kind would you be?

A happy clown
A sad clown
A circus clown
A party clown
A rodeo clown
A mime
A mean clown
A McClown
A psychotic clown
An other clown...

Yeah...I know...Bring on the jokes...I ain't afraid...

I am a clown. But if I REALLY were a clown, I'd be one of em from "Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

 

[Bluesboy2]

IF I was a clown?

I AM a clown. A very strange one. I have worked years to refine my act. It payed off in spades.

 

[honeylick]

kissy face clown.

 

[kidthor]

Pennywise!!

Is it just me or was he a lot scarier when he was the clown as compared to the big stupid looking spider?


Tim Curry kicks ass...clearly his third best role of all time...

 

[kidthor]

kissy face clown.

You do the kissy face well, but I'm not seeing the clown...

 

[loveyamon]

I'd be "Shakes the Clown" what a classic.

 

[kidthor]

I'd be "Shakes the Clown" what a classic.

"Fuck you, party clown!" Bobcat's best work ever.

 

[Guest]

 

[kidthor]

Bummer.

 

[Trail48]

...What kind would you be?

A happy clown
A sad clown
A circus clown
A party clown
A rodeo clown
A mime
A mean clown
A McClown
A psychotic clown
An other clown...

Yeah...I know...Bring on the jokes...I ain't afraid...

Rodeo clown..I'm always surrounded by bullshit

 

[kidthor]

Re: Re: If you were a clown...

Rodeo clown..I'm always surrounded by bullshit

Too true...bullshit runs rampant through my life as well...

 

[claude_moveml]

I'd be the clown that makes all the children cry when i tell them dark stories about animals running from their cruel owners just to be half-killed in a hit and run and crawling on their bellies trailing blood and shit to spend their last few minutes lying in the gutter in the rain with no glorious afterlife just terminating into absolute nothingness. Someone's got to educate them in the ways of the world, and then I can cheer them up afterwards making model cocks out of balloons.

The beaks are difficult I tell you.

 

[Trail48]

I'd be the clown that makes all the children cry when i tell them dark stories about animals running from their cruel owners just to be half-killed in a hit and run and crawling on their bellies trailing blood and shit to spend their last few minutes lying in the gutter in the rain with no glorious afterlife just terminating into absolute nothingness. Someone's got to educate them in the ways of the world, and then I can cheer them up afterwards making model cocks out of balloons.

The beaks are difficult I tell you.

You're a cutter aren't you?

 

[kidthor]

I'd be the clown that makes all the children cry when i tell them dark stories about animals running from their cruel owners just to be half-killed in a hit and run and crawling on their bellies trailing blood and shit to spend their last few minutes lying in the gutter in the rain with no glorious afterlife just terminating into absolute nothingness. Someone's got to educate them in the ways of the world, and then I can cheer them up afterwards making model cocks out of balloons.

The beaks are difficult I tell you.

Everyone has to have a dream...

 

[Lost Cause]

I'd be one of the Insane Clown posse!

 

[claude_moveml]

You're a cutter aren't you?

Not today, today I'm quite cheerful albeit having a dark sense of humour. I have cut myself in the past, but that's long behind me (I only did it because the voices taunted me saying I didn't have the guts, and it shut them up for a while).

 

[Trail48]

Not today, today I'm quite cheerful albeit having a dark sense of humour. I have cut myself in the past, but that's long behind me (I only did it because the voices taunted me saying I didn't have the guts, and it shut them up for a while).

Did you do the slits that follow the ribs so the memory would last longer? With a fillet knife?

 

[kidthor]

Not today, today I'm quite cheerful albeit having a dark sense of humour. I have cut myself in the past, but that's long behind me (I only did it because the voices taunted me saying I didn't have the guts, and it shut them up for a while).

Will you send me your autograph so I can sell it to some sick fuck on E-bay after you have your breakdown in a Wal~Mart Super Center?

 

[claude_moveml]

Did you do the slits that follow the ribs so the memory would last longer? With a fillet knife?

If this is a reference then I don't understand. I just cut my arm and thigh with a pen-knife, not particularly deep but I have a few light thin scars, very faint though.

 

[claude_moveml]

Will you send me your autograph so I can sell it to some sick fuck on E-bay after you have your breakdown in a Wal~Mart Super Center?

I've already had one breakdown, hopefully the meds will keep me from having another one even though they don't eliminate all the symptoms.

You can have my autograph if you like, just post your full home address here and I'll pop it in the mail

 

[Trail48]

If this is a reference then I don't understand. I just cut my arm and thigh with a pen-knife, not particularly deep but I have a few light thin scars, very faint though.

Forgive me, I go too far to the dark side

 

[kidthor]

I've already had one breakdown, hopefully the meds will keep me from having another one even though they don't eliminate all the symptoms.

You can have my autograph if you like, just post your full home address here and I'll pop it in the mail

Send it care of Trail, k?

 

[claude_moveml]

Forgive me, I go too far to the dark side

Heh, I don't think such a thing is possible. Better out than in appiles to more than just farting and getting blue balls.