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[*Eve*]

I got a funny poem in my email from a friend today and it's just too funny to keep it to myself so here goes:

Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I dont---she'll surely bitch
Does she not care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Does she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls and cut off my dick?

Easy now, hands don't shake
She'll call me "stumpy" with one mistake
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear
If I want some head get ridda the hair

So I shave my balls all nice and slick
Did it up nice without one nic!
"Feel, um baby! They're so smooth."
"Take off your clothes. Get in the groove."

She looks at me from our little bed
"I'm sleepy baby---ain't giving no head!"
She rolls on over and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed I'm about to crack!

Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess, though I think it's fair
That her omlette was made with pubic hair.

 

[Laurel]

LOL!!!!

 

[Lajo]

Ah, poetry club! And such a fine poem that one was too! Thanks!! :

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[Hecate]

*rotflmao* Thanks for sharing that with us *Eve*

 

[PacificBlue]

*bump* hee, hee, hee

 

[Always]

ROTFLMAOAKSAWTIME!

 

[april-wine]

LMAO good one

 

[nasty]

That was a RIOT!!!!!!

 

[Never]

Ummm. Okay.
*lol*

 

[tmuyo]

LOLOL

too damned funny...lol. gonna go email about 300 friends with it now.