If You Found a Magic Lamp ...

[kurrginatorX]

If you found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and a genie popped out and said, "You get one wish and one wish only, but the proviso is that whatever fantasy you next masturbate over will be your wish," what would your wish end up being?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

If you found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and a genie popped out and said, "You get one wish and one wish only, but the proviso is that whatever fantasy you next masturbate over will be your wish," what would your wish end up being?

That is Tough man! Haha. Could easily get tripped up with something like this. Thinking...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well, World Peace is out . . .

 

[Misshotndeep]

I would bury it. Most people have not noticed but the wishes are always screwed. The genies in most of of the fables are not fun Robin Williams or I love Jennie knock off.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Assuming that it didn't get warped, it would be Daddy-daughter incest with my daughters. (All of age.)

 

[Mrtenant]

I would hope it at least works and lights the room, after that we'll see. Magic lamp pffft

 

[Deacon_Voss]

If you found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and a genie popped out and said, "You get one wish and one wish only, but the proviso is that whatever fantasy you next masturbate over will be your wish," what would your wish end up being?

I'm so confused. Do I cum on the mountain of gold? Or do i have to fantasize about a woman lying naked on the gold?

Fuck it, I'll take a fucking Pepsi

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm sure I could edge myself long enough to fantasize about meeting a rich 90 year old woman, marrying her, she passes away, I inherit her money, meet a sweet young thing, marry her, and live happily ever after.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can we do the Magic 8 Ball first to find out whether it's a good day for a fantasy? I want to get my Genie's worth, ya know?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Beautiful but morally ambiguous heiress seeks geeky big handsome man for a lifetime of adventures... Yeah I can dig that fantasy.

 

[PattiJolene]

l would rub and rub and rub till l tickled that little Aladdin awake, make my wish, squeeze my eyes closed...hold my breath and wish for the best.

 

[barefootgirl69]

l would rub and rub and rub till l tickled that little Aladdin awake, make my wish, squeeze my eyes closed...hold my breath and wish for the best.

Is that what you call it?!

sorry, I HAD to go there!

 

[DeckardNYC]

I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land

Magic Bus!

Oh. Whoops.

 

[Xerxes82]

Bikini party with like a dozen Lit ladies?

A talking dog?

My mind races.

 

[FranklyFrank]

About time I found something else to rub while making wishes...

I'll take a meeting on the coast for 2000

 

[EctoJohn]

Masturbate to a fantasy of having unlimited, amazing magical powers.
There's no stipulation that my fantasy had to be sexual.

After that, who needs a genie?

 

[kurrginatorX]

About time I found something else to rub while making wishes...

OMG! Too funny.

 

[bw699353]

To know then what I know now my life would be so different

 

[Taegul]

Can I just wish for 10 more wishes? Would I have to jizz all over that?

 

[Series 6]

Can I wish for a hot genie?

 

[Mr_bogey]

l would rub and rub and rub till l tickled that little Aladdin awake, make my wish, squeeze my eyes closed...hold my breath and wish for the best.

I can help you out with practicing your rubbing while you wait for the genie to arrive.